Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 84

ltl/fb · 11-14-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If it were a note to self, you wouldn't have posted it.

And you know what, I bet I would dig every other person on your hate with all your soul list. So, glad I'm here. I'm sure Shapeshifter will be joining soon enough. Anyone else? Can you ask your friends who else should be included on your list?

Oh wait. I bet they read the paper today already, so they probably won't be seeing you.

TM

On the one hand, I'm thinking that since I was her partner in crime in the post that resulted in the insult that consigned you to the "hate you with all of my soul" list, I'm maybe on the good list and can get a coupon to Guns 'n' Ammo or whatever. On the other hand, I find it difficult to believe that she'd forgive the Grandpa stuff like, ever. Hmmmmmm.

And I like the drinking and boating conversations. We get tons of deaths resulting from that behavior on lakes out here -- I was hoping to kill off some people, maybe. But you had to go interfering with my plan.

And that looooooong boat as a phallic symbol amused me.

And I want to go on vacation on a yacht to someplace warm.

And you are a big poopie-headed meanie, TM.

Edited to say:

And I know you know you are amused when I get defensive, so here you go!

Further edited to fix typos.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And you'd be wrong there.

Oh. My bad. Your friends haven't read the paper yet today. I apologize.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ShapeShifter has shifted lists. He is now on the not so bad when he's not piling on list.

So you went from crying, bitching and moaning to straight up ass kissing? I don't think any of this is going to work for you. And since you finally killed your stupid fucking socks, your sole purpose on this board is limited to providing us with links of articles you've found from CNN and NYT and attempting jokes that no one in their right mind (or paigow) would ever find funny. Can you start your own board?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Just an FYI, you're right, you would probably enjoy everyone else on the HWAMS list. It's a pretty short list (believe it).

Oooh. Did you really just say, "believe it? Do you have any more like that, because you're actually starting to get funnier. It's not intentional. But it's funny.

TM

Atticus Grinch · 11-14-2003, 07:14 PM

Police on Friday removed the corpse of a man believed to have hanged himself at least a year ago after builders and students at Budapest's University of Arts had initially mistaken it for a modern sculpture. Yahoo news.

spookyfish · 11-14-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

More like:

TM

I see she insisted Sebby bring the sex toys, too.

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oh. My bad. Your friends haven't read the paper yet today. I apologize.

So you went from crying, bitching and moaning to straight up ass kissing? I don't think any of this is going to work for you. And since you finally killed your stupid fucking socks, your sole purpose on this board is limited to providing us with links of articles you've found from CNN and NYT and attempting jokes that no one in their right mind (or paigow) would ever find funny. Can you start your own board?

TM

How is ShapeShifter switching lists ass kissing? Not that he has an ass to kiss. But really?

And as an FYI, I've never quoted CNN or NYT as I don't subscribe to either. So get your facts straight.

Do you really want to be here all by yourself? Would that finally make you happy?

Hank Chinaski · 11-14-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Police on Friday removed the corpse of a man believed to have hanged himself at least a year ago after builders and students at Budapest's University of Arts had initially mistaken it for a modern sculpture. Yahoo news.

whiff

Atticus Grinch · 11-14-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
whiff

Drat!

LessinSF · 11-14-2003, 07:46 PM

Shot from the sex tape - http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...1916416912.jpg (not really, safe for work).

Anne Elk · 11-14-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
whiff

Took them long enough. All the paprika in goulash must have masked the stench..

str8outavannuys · 11-14-2003, 07:55 PM

So I was at the Kings/Leafs game last night for the first ever Leafs appearance at Staples Center, and the first Leafs trip to the Southland since I've lived here. I was fired up.

The Kings fans were unusually angry and hostile.

I was sitting near the Leafs bench. So was this one loudmouth fat-ass fan who kept yelling stuff at Belfour (great game last night Eddie, have another beer), and digging up old stuff about various Leafs to heckle. At one point, Darcy gave him the finger. Anyways, with the score 4-1 in favor of the Kings, I couldn't take it anymore, stood up, turned around, pointed at him, and yelled:

"HEY, FAT-ASS, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE THIRD MOST POPULAR TEAM IN YOUR OWN BUILDING?" He said "what?" I said "YOU HEARD ME ASSHOLE." Thereafter, the Leafs began their comeback. I can't believe how nervous I was throughout the game, and how happy I was when the Leafs tied it up.

Anyways, sitting 10 seats over or so was the guy who played Lloyd Braun on Seinfeld (Matt McCoy is his name, but I wouldn't have known it if not for Google). After the game, my wife (why couldn't she tell me these things during the game) told me that the girl who played the title character in The Sure Thing was sitting behind us, and Tia Carrere was also in our section. Good times.

Dave · 11-14-2003, 08:07 PM

More about Paris's adventures in video:

"In the meantime, merchandisers and pranksters have decided to use the media frenzy over the tape to make hay while the sun shines.

"Paris Hilton Sex Tape" T-shirts are available in online boutiques, while a search for "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" on the file-sharing site KaZaA leads to clips of everything from large naked women doing provocative dances to a monkey drinking its own urine."

Required link

Da (paitently waiting for a link to the 3way vid) ve

Dave · 11-14-2003, 08:15 PM

Jones Soda Co. to release Turkey and Gravy flavor beverage, just in time for Thanksgiving!

Da (hey, it's zero carb too) ve

Flinty_McFlint · 11-14-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
More about Paris's adventures in video:

"Paris Hilton Sex Tape" T-shirts are available in online boutiques, while a search for "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" on the file-sharing site KaZaA leads to clips of everything from large naked women doing provocative dances to a monkey drinking its own urine ."

Listen, I was young and needed the money. They promised me it was only going to be distributed in Germany. I just hope the Pam and Flinty tapes don't get out, the last thing I need now are more hepatitus allegations.

SlaveNoMore · 11-14-2003, 08:23 PM

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str8outavannuys
"HEY, FAT-ASS, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE THIRD MOST POPULAR TEAM IN YOUR OWN BUILDING?" He said "what?" I said "YOU HEARD ME ASSHOLE."

Have more respect for the Sparks.

I'd say the Kings are running a good Fourth, and watch out for those Avengers when Indoor Football kicks it up.

Gattigap · 11-14-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Listen, I was young and needed the money. They promised me it was only going to be distributed in Germany. I just hope the Pam and Flinty tapes don't get out, the last thing I need now are more hepatitus allegations.

Well done, young primate. Well done.