Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Predicaments like yours are the reason multiple orgasms were invented. Then the fun never stops.

My attention span is too short to go for the multiple orgasms. Plus I get hungry afer I cum and need to eat something (hence my impatience with my partner). Cumming drops my blood sugar or something.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And a related question. I have always used 'cum' to refer to the actual jiz (or if I happened to be in Montreal, the local police force) and 'come' to refer to the act. I didn't think cum was a verb. Is the past tense still "came" if 'cum' is a verb? Come to think of it (ha ha), I may have seen it used as a verb before. What is more common?

Hmmmm. Never really thought about it. I am sure that Sebby will know, though.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
Plus I get hungry afer I cum and need to eat something (hence my impatience with my partner).

I see a solution here that works for both of you . . .

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
My attention span is too short to go for the multiple orgasms. Plus I get hungry afer I cum and need to eat something (hence my impatience with my partner). Cumming drops my blood sugar or something.

You sound like a good lay.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
I see a solution here that works for both of you . . .

No, I need something sweet, not salty.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Predicaments like yours are the reason multiple orgasms were invented. Then the fun never stops.

And a related question. I have always used 'cum' to refer to the actual jiz (or if I happened to be in Montreal, the local police force) and 'come' to refer to the act. I didn't think cum was a verb. Is the past tense still "came" if 'cum' is a verb? Come to think of it (ha ha), I may have seen it used as a verb before. What is more common?

I had the exact same thought. In my head, I've always thought I've been saying "I'm coming" or "I'm going to come". Not that I'm an expert or anything. Certainly not on the come/cum distinction.

But the word cum has kind of always squicked me out. And the word come doesn't so, there you go.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
Plus I get hungry afer I cum and need to eat something (hence my impatience with my partner).

You could try going out for a nice dinner first. Might set you back about $500, but it could be worth it.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You could try going out for a nice dinner first. Might set you back about $500, but it could be worth it.

Use more food during sex. Chocolate works. Just be sure to put something down to deal with the melting chocolate mess.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are you kidding? Classic black pants are the new zubas.

Just the mention of zubaz* cracks me up, so I googled and found this:

http://www.badfads.com/pages/fashion/zubaz.html

*yes, apparently it's spelled with a "z".

Doc: That's an interesting name, Mr... ?
Fletch: Babar.
Doc: Is that with one B or two?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Doc: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that's what I thought you meant.
Doc: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.
Fletch: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.
Doc: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't think cum was a verb. Is the past tense still "came" if 'cum' is a verb? Come to think of it (ha ha), I may have seen it used as a verb before. What is more common?

I avoid this dilemma by saying "I'm arriving," or "Oh my god, I'm about to arrive," or, if I'm feeling taciturn, "I'm here."

edited to add that I try not to say "Oh my god" anymore because it sounds so very Trading Spaces.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I avoid this dilemma by saying "I'm arriving," or "Oh my god, I'm about to arrive," or, if I'm feeling taciturn, "I'm here."

"I'm here" is what I say if I'm in bed with a blind person. Or if the room is really dark. Or if the other people in the bed have forgotten about me.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
I see a solution here that works for both of you . . .

Oh and gross! There is no way that thing is going in my mouth after it has been in my hooch.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Me
Oh and gross! There is no way that thing is going in my mouth after it has been in my hooch.

Remind me not to hook up with you...

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had the exact same thought. In my head, I've always thought I've been saying "I'm coming" or "I'm going to come". Not that I'm an expert or anything. Certainly not on the come/cum distinction.

But the word cum has kind of always squicked me out. And the word come doesn't so, there you go.

This is why I always say, "I am gonna climax! I am climaxing! Are you going to splooge? please dont get your splooge on my stomach"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Me
Oh and gross! There is no way that thing is going in my mouth after it has been in my hooch.

This smacks of self loathing.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
Oh and gross! There is no way that thing is going in my mouth after it has been in my hooch.

You sound like a good lay.