Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 84

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-09-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Maybe it's just because I'm the mother of a small child, but every time I think of German porn, I get the voice of Heimlich the gluttonous caterpillar from A Bug's Life in my head. Ooooh, jaaaaa.

tm

It's possible that you have just ruined both A Bug's Life and German porn for me.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-09-2005, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's possible that you have just ruined both A Bug's Life and German porn for me.

Such a pessimist. I look at it as just another way to unite different circles of friends. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-09-2005, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Such a pessimist. I look at it as just another way to unite different circles of friends. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

It's very, very likely that you haven't watched A Bug's Life as many times as I have in the last couple of months. In fact, I'd bet money on it. And yet I didn't need that chocolate in my peanut butter.

AbsOfSteel · 04-09-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
waitaminute- is Basedow the standard you wish to achieve? That actually might be a dealkiller for a lot of the broads here. Anne Elk, sunnybunny and RP are probably still in play.

Well, I wouldn't mind the body...Without the oversized melon and ego..

AbsOfSteel · 04-09-2005, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
These are cute little ball things that I think gwnc posted a picture of at some point. They differ in form and function from, say, the Muffin Mucker, a cut-rate rabbit-type vibrator, and are too large to serve the function of similarly-constructed balls that I have heard are used anally.

So, one could get three things -- German balls, anal balls, and Muffin Mucker -- and they'd be not just different like golf clubs are different, but like the golf spikes, golf ball, and golf clubs.

Seriously, you need to get out more. Just roam around online at goodvibes.com.

And, is there anything in the actual golf bag that could be used (or that has been used) as a toy? I'm sure someone has tried it. The lob wedge might be particularly useful. Ben Wa golf balls anyone??

AbsOfSteel · 04-09-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey Ladeeeeeeez-

Fresh meat!!! How long haeb you been lurking? Do you have the dl on the posters here? Lets see:

There is RP- the leader of the pussypack. She is really pretty and smart and funny but somewhat disenfranchisd by the unfair blow that life has dealt women vis a vis men. She is very well loved here and would probably bang you on a first date- none of that rules bullshit.

ltl/fb- I havent met her and dont knwo what she looks like, but her schtick is to be a food loving fat. I don't know if its true in real life. Basically, she seems like a down to earth person who calls it like she sees it. She possibly posts more than me so you should get to know her in no time, but I dont know if you wil ever really get to know her.

RT- the grande dame of the board. Truly one of the nicest and realest folks around. She is reported to look like Christina Ricci and she loves dogs so she is a-ok in my book. She also likes to masturbate but don't we all.

barely legal- excruciatinly smart, a bit sarcastic, and has horrible taste in American Idol contestants, but otherwise is a love.

sunnybunny- Purportedly the dumbest poster on the board but she has redeeming qualities such as a love for animals. She is also really hot. Apparently waiting for her lunch box to come in but it may not ever happen, who knows. see for yourself.

sparklehorse- i have to admit I dont really have a sense for her. I know she is big into internet dating and she seems very nice.

anne elk- very athletic gal who almost comes across as gay but we know she is straight. I know she loves soccer and the men who play it and that she lives in boston. she seems really nice. I dont know much else about her

gwnc- recently back on the market and apparently swings both ways. Is reputed to have great TITS and legs. She seems very cool and sophisticated. Probably a stellar choice to cyber flirt with.

and my favorite

ABBA- sort of a perenial dumb blonde who isnt actually dumb. She is the genius known as AbbaKiss. She is wild and smart and funny. Only flaw is that she struggles with words that convey the idea of "classy". I personally think I would do her myself if I was ever in the patch. No pun.

Happy hunting, ABS.

I.....I....don't know what to say, PP. Are you the FB madam?

Sparklehorse · 04-09-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
sparklehorse- i have to admit I dont really have a sense for her. I know she is big into internet dating and she seems very nice.

You forgot my melodious Woostah accent.

Adder · 04-09-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
gwnc- recently back on the market and apparently swings both ways. Is reputed to have great TITS and legs. She seems very cool and sophisticated. Probably a stellar choice to cyber flirt with.

If you're going to do this sort of thing, how could you leave out the gets of on bjs thing? Don't you think our new guest would want to know.

Ad(not that I noticed or anything)der

Flinty_McFlint · 04-09-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's very, very likely that you haven't watched A Bug's Life as many times as I have in the last couple of months. In fact, I'd bet money on it. And yet I didn't need that chocolate in my peanut butter.

Heimlich sez:

Kommen Sie auf Baby, lockern Sie auf auf und nehmen Sie Ihre Hose ab.

AbsOfSteel · 04-09-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

There is RP- the leader of the pussypack. She is really pretty and smart and funny but somewhat disenfranchisd by the unfair blow that life has dealt women vis a vis men. She is very well loved here and would probably bang you on a first date- none of that rules bullshit.

I want to buy a t-shirt that says "Leader of the Pussypack", and send it to her. You better trademark that one before I do.

Anne Elk · 04-09-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
waitaminute- is Basedow the standard you wish to achieve? That actually might be a dealkiller for a lot of the broads here. Anne Elk, sunnybunny and RP are probably still in play.

Nope. Dealkiller. Muscles are good, but I like men who arent' afraid to eat and drink.

Anne Elk · 04-09-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I recently watched Bubba Ho-Tep and The Story of the Weeping Camel, both of which I'd recommend. Today I picked up Ray, Shaun of the Dead, Maria Full of Grace, and Arrested Development Season 1. Man I love the library.

tm

Speaking of moives, anyone seen The Straight Story? David Lynch directed. Loved it.

Skeks in the city · 04-10-2005, 08:07 PM

The new full legnth Garbage CD, Bleed like Me, is out April 12th. Samples of the CD are on MSN.

Atticus Grinch · 04-11-2005, 03:18 AM

Two "Disney on Ice" skaters hire an escort to share between them for $400, but fail to achieve meeting of the minds in advance, resulting in scuffle. "The woman told police she only provided companionship." Two ice skaters paid $400 to double-team a woman?!? The profession must be changing.

Meanwhile, in Reno, even your Special Ed teacher will put 'em on the glass if you ask nice. Or even if you don't. If that's what they're doing outside Reno, what they hell are they leaving for Vegas --- a donkey show?

AbsOfSteel · 04-11-2005, 05:37 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Nope. Dealkiller. Muscles are good, but I like men who arent' afraid to eat and drink.

There's no fear of eating and drinking involved - just don't do anything to excess. Now who swiped my ex-lax, dammit?? And if someone would kindly point me to the commode, I need to purge.