All Hank, all the time.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Anntila the Hun

Oh, does everybody know I have a new book out?

Yes, your namesake was on The Tonight Show last night. Looking absolutely horrid at roughly 60 pounds. I thought her thing was to be the good-looking conservative loudmouth. These days, she looks like Mary Matalin's skeleton.

[Anntila the Hun]

Originally posted by Adder
Yes, your namesake was on The Tonight Show last night. Looking absolutely horrid at roughly 60 pounds. I thought her thing was to be the good-looking conservative loudmouth. These days, she looks like Mary Matalin's skeleton.

Well, at least I still look better than Malkin..

[Adder]

Originally posted by Anntila the Hun
Well, at least I still look better than Malkin..

yer settin' a low bar for yourself there....

[Spanky]

A whole bunch of people have told me that Soy Milk makes men sterile. Yet I have not found anything about it on the internet (when I typed in Soy Milk Sterilization the first page I was taken to was a White Power chat room).

Anyone know anything about this?

I realize this probably should go on some other board, but this is the only board I post on, so I didn't really know where else to go.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
A whole bunch of people have told me that Soy Milk makes men sterile. Yet I have not found anything about it on the internet (when I typed in Soy Milk Sterilization the first page I was taken to was a White Power chat room).

Anyone know anything about this?

I realize this probably should go on some other board, but this is the only board I post on, so I didn't really know where else to go.

drinking soymilk does not make you sterile, but if you are drinking it you're almost certainly a future faggot- so you'll not likely have children. maybe that's what your friends meant?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Adder
Yes, your namesake was on The Tonight Show last night. Looking absolutely horrid at roughly 60 pounds. I thought her thing was to be the good-looking conservative loudmouth. These days, she looks like Mary Matalin's skeleton.

Anne Coulter called me a RINO once. I told her to eat something.

Beleive it or not that is a true story

Ann Coulter is over forty and single. She has dated both Guccione and Bill Maher.

She clearly thinks premarital sex is a sin.

Why hasn't anyone asked her if she is a Virgin, and if she is not, how she reconciles that with her Christianity.

And didn't God ask us to be fruitful and multiply? Did she miss that part of the Bible.

Interviewers never ask the right questions.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but if you are drinking it you're almost certainly a future faggot-

How do you know I am not one already?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
How do you know I am not one already?

my post was inclusive of that possibility- if you are now, then you'll be one in the future. sebby drinks soy drinks, as an example.

[Anntila the Hun]

Originally posted by Spanky
Anne Coulter called me a RINO once. I told her to eat something.

Beleive it or not that is a true story

Believe it or not, I guess you thought I'd never heard that before.

Ann Coulter is over forty and single. She has dated both Guccione and Bill Maher.

Neither could satisfy my voracious appetites, but Guccione came closer. He likes to have Caligula on the screen while doing it, which was a little weird but not weird enough.

She clearly thinks premarital sex is a sin.

Not true. I think premarital sex by others is a sin. Premarital sex by real Republicans is an affirmation of God's love for real Republicans. But he hates RINOs. Almost as much as gays and other Dems.

Did I mention I have a book out?

Why hasn't anyone asked her if she is a Virgin, and if she is not, how she reconciles that with her Christianity.

And didn't God ask us to be fruitful and multiply? Did she miss that part of the Bible.

Lots of unmarried Dems are multiplying like rabbits, populating the earth with future traitors. You think God likes that, RINO?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Spanky


Why hasn't anyone asked her if she is a Virgin, and if she is not, how she reconciles that with her Christianity.

And if she is, how does she reconcile that with dating Maher and Guccione?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Spanky
Anne Coulter called me a RINO once. I told her to eat something.

Beleive it or not that is a true story

Ann Coulter is over forty and single. She has dated both Guccione and Bill Maher.

She clearly thinks premarital sex is a sin.

Why hasn't anyone asked her if she is a Virgin, and if she is not, how she reconciles that with her Christianity.

And didn't God ask us to be fruitful and multiply? Did she miss that part of the Bible.

Interviewers never ask the right questions.

It is a well-established fact that she takes it in the ass.

Which preserves her virginity, of course.

[SlaveNoMore]

Spanky
How do you know I am not one already?

Because I met Erin at Dragonbar. Damn!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Because I met Erin at Dragonbar. Damn!

"Dragonbar" sounds like the kind of place one might find Asian ladyboys. I'm told they can be quite the lookers. Just sayin.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Fashion Board is dead. Weak lamentations about the U.S. World Cup performance and Bob Saget. This is where the action is. And by action, I mean sex.

My CD player spoke to me yesterday evening, and I grew a bit sad when I realized that the words it spoke reminded me of Fashion Board:

"What about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her.
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker."

Think.

"This is the auto-to-bio-graphy, of the E, And if you ever fuck with me, you'll taken, by a stupid dope mother who will smother, word to the motherfucker..."

I may have that a little wrong, but that's from memory.

I have to pull that up on the Ipod on the way home. Thanks, Flower!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Dragonbar" sounds like the kind of place one might find Asian ladyboys. I'm told they can be quite the lookers. Just sayin.

"If you're wearing a blindfold and its bent over, what's the diff? I mean... where's the crime?"

- Gary Glitter

Google it.