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[Adder]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Annoying. I truly believe that the only people who buy those things (that aren't forced upon them by work) are deaf. Why do those things get so loud?

In other news, time has not been kind to Brigitte Nielson, whose only claim to fame was getting Sly to marry her. And a crappy part in a movie.



Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.

Nielsen, who turns 43 on July 15, and Dessi, 28, held a wedding ceremony in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 21, 2005 – but the nuptials were not legal because Nielsen had not finished divorcing her fourth husband, former race car driver Raoul Meyer.

eta, oh yeah - and that thing with Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav.

You are dimissing her enthrall performance on Surreal Love? Where she also looked like crap?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And poor Bailey -- forced to wear those huge glasses and stand next to Loni all the time. She was not bad, but suffered from Mary-Anne/Janet/that third Charlie's Angel that ended up on Scarecrow and Mrs. King syndrome.



TM

You mean the "Alexandra Paul Syndrome"?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Annoying. I truly believe that the only people who buy those things (that aren't forced upon them by work) are deaf. Why do those things get so loud?

In other news, time has not been kind to Brigitte Nielson, whose only claim to fame was getting Sly to marry her. And a crappy part in a movie.



Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.

Nielsen, who turns 43 on July 15, and Dessi, 28, held a wedding ceremony in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 21, 2005 – but the nuptials were not legal because Nielsen had not finished divorcing her fourth husband, former race car driver Raoul Meyer.

eta, oh yeah - and that thing with Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav.

She married a cute 28 yr old . . .

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And poor Bailey -- forced to wear those huge glasses and stand next to Loni all the time. She was not bad, but suffered from Mary-Anne/Janet/that third Charlie's Angel that ended up on Scarecrow and Mrs. King syndrome.

The good thing about Jennifer is that while Bailey was more bookish, they did not make Jennifer a stupid bimbo. I remember one episode where it came out that she was the highest-paid employee of WKRP or something like that. Not that that makes her a rocket scientist, but she never said anything dumb.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She married a cute 28 yr old . . .

She's 43? She wouldn't look odd married to Don Rickles.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't believe she is actually considering it. I mean, open wheel is the only way to go.

Maybe she'll be driving the Scientology car. Maybe it's brainwashing. I can't even fathom why she'd do it.

I'll definitely have to change the avatar. Maybe to that woman who drive top fuel, or the one who races motorcycles.

Or Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney.

OK, Angelle Sampey is out.
I found her on this website and it disturbs me.
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Maybe Karen Stoffer.




Or Hillary Will.


Or my favorite and pioneer. Who happens to be on knittingforboozehags.com - Shirley ChaCha Muldowney.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
eta: I wonder who will be the first to say that Mary-Anne was hotter than Ginger. But when they do, they'll be wrong.

No doubt, she's cute.


but, come on.

Saying that Mary-Anne was cuter than Ginger is kind of like saying that you wish you'd spent more time studying in high school instead of drinking and trying to get laid. Yeah, sure -- it makes you look more grown up, it makes your wife feel better... but it's bullshit, and if you could do it all over you'd make the same choice (or be a complete and hopeless tool).

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Annoying. I truly believe that the only people who buy those things (that aren't forced upon them by work) are deaf. Why do those things get so loud?

In other news, time has not been kind to Brigitte Nielson, whose only claim to fame was getting Sly to marry her. And a crappy part in a movie.



Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.

Nielsen, who turns 43 on July 15, and Dessi, 28, held a wedding ceremony in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 21, 2005 – but the nuptials were not legal because Nielsen had not finished divorcing her fourth husband, former race car driver Raoul Meyer.

eta, oh yeah - and that thing with Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav.

My god. She looks like Dolph Lundgren.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Saying that Mary-Anne was cuter than Ginger is kind of like saying that you wish you'd spent more time studying in high school instead of drinking and trying to get laid. Yeah, sure -- it makes you look more grown up, it makes your wife feel better... but it's bullshit, and if you could do it all over you'd make the same choice (or be a complete and hopeless tool).

Hmm... Sidd's wife is ugly and/or has low self-esteem.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you can take the girl out of Detroit- but you can't take Detroit out of the girl.

Why would you want to?

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When has Dolly ever been out of style?

I am so glad I STP'd, otherwise, you would have seen me say something like:

Dolly is always in style.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll definitely have to change the avatar. Maybe to that woman who drive top fuel, or the one who races motorcycles.

Or Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney.

I'd go with Leather Tuscadero.




Heeeeeeeeey, indeed, Fonz. Oh, and Suzi seems to have aged well. http://www.suziquatro.com/

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'd go with Leather Tuscadero.




Heeeeeeeeey, indeed, Fonz. Oh, and Suzi seems to have aged well. http://www.suziquatro.com/

Saying that Leather Tuscadero was cuter than Pinky is kind of like saying that you wish you'd spent more time studying in high school instead of drinking and trying to get laid. Yeah, sure -- it makes you look more grown up, it makes your wife feel better... but it's bullshit, and if you could do it all over you'd make the same choice (or be a complete and hopeless tool).

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's 43? She wouldn't look odd married to Don Rickles.

That look didn't work for Annie Lennox and it doesn't work for her. At least not now.

Pre-Cobra,*she used to be hot.

CDF

* I think that was the name of the god-awful movie she starred in with Stallone (no, not Rocky III). The only good thing about it was the black Studebaker, which showed more range than either of the human actors.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm... Sidd's wife is ugly and/or has low self-esteem.

Hey -- I didn't say "my" wife.