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Replaced_Texan · 09-05-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cremation? What do they do with the dogs and cats?

And, you have made me remember the Animal Rescue (or whatever), filmed in the Houston area, that featured a horse (living) with a huge hole in its neck.

It's a fucking pain in the ass to move a horse once he's died.

I can't watch Animal Rescue. It's too depressing.

Alex_de_Large · 09-05-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't afford it. I'm on welfare. You got some ice cream. I din't got none.

And your father is an alcoholic.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-05-2006, 06:14 PM

It's in my head again. This is turning into an annual event.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-05-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think she means it's not nice to refer to your beloved wife as "my enormous vagina."

Are you sure?

str8outavannuys · 09-05-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Do these folks owe you money or something?

No, Slave, they're my friends. FRIENDS. Well, not irl or anything, but you know.

ltl/fb · 09-05-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
No, Slave, they're my friends. FRIENDS. Well, not irl or anything, but you know.

If she were really your friend, you would know where she is.

ETA without my having to tell you.

Penske_Account · 09-05-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If she were really your friend, you would know where she is.

ETA without my having to tell you.

If he read the boards carefully he would know.

Alex_de_Large · 09-05-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
For a compilation of Materazzi "horror tackles", scroll down to #7 here: http://shinymedia.blogs.com/whoateal..._horror_t.html

That's good stuff.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-05-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you sure?

"Giant Cavernous Pussy" is much nicer. At least that is what my boyfriend tells me.

ltl/fb · 09-05-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's in my head again. This is turning into an annual event.

Thanks. Now mine too. Except all I can remember is "that cold November rain" which is on a loop.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-05-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You put the rabbit in the hat there. The issue isn't "if" chickens or cows followed you around. They don't, and they won't.

This argument has become circular and I don't know whose fault it is. They don't. Okay. But if they did, I'm pretty sure you'd still eat them. And since they aren't cute, you don't have maniacs throwing red paint on your shoes or making you feel guilty about that plate of buffalo wings.

I don't care if animals have personalites. If they taste good they should get eaten. That's just the way shit is. If you don't want to eat horsies because they're pretty, then don't. But if someone else does, leave them the hell alone.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-05-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks. Now mine too. Except all I can remember is "that cold November rain" which is on a loop.

I can post the lyrics again, if that would help you out.

LessinSF · 09-05-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Even worse is when you are trying to fart out loud in order to disgust your companions or the general public surrounding you and ypu try a little too hard. That tragedy is exacerbated when you are commando and wearing white linen pants.

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day, I took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit in my pants

This has stuck in my head since I first saw it in a bathroom stall when I was 8 (or something). It is sage advice to heed particularly when one regularly has the beer shits.

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-05-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
And your father is an alcoholic.

Not to be a Timmy, Effrom, but that's your father is "a alcoholic."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-05-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's in my head again. This is turning into an annual event.

Don't worry.

nothin' lasts forever.

Besides, if it's only annual, it's much less bad than the guy next door to me in college who played the song every night for two months after be broke up with his home town honey. And every day. And every time he had a beer. As if he were the first person ever to break up with the hometown girlie over thanksgiving break freshman year.