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sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Of the women at my gym who are bare below the waist for long enough that I notice, they all have more than a landing strip (and, therefore, none are bare).

Perhaps the barer ones cover up more and don't parade around naked?

ETA I think one can be tiddy but neither bare nor landing-stripped.

I think women are somehow speeding up evolution toward pube free genitals. Allow me to explain...

View some old photos of nude women online. That's some insane need-a-machete shit going on there. Now, flash forward to thoughts of every woman you've seen naked in the past 15 years. You don't see the pubic density anymore. Perhaps it a function of women wearing pants (applying the same logic your grandmother offered about how wearing a baseball hat all the time would cause you to go bald young). But if that theory held, men would all have been Brazilianed naturally so long ago...

I can't explain it, but its a fact, women are simply less hirsute than they once were.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think women are somehow speeding up evolution toward pube free genitals. Allow me to explain...

View some old photos of nude women online. That's some insane need-a-machete shit going on there. Now, flash forward to thoughts of every woman you've seen naked in the past 15 years. You don't see the pubic density anymore. Perhaps it a function of women wearing pants (applying the same logic your grandmother offered about how wearing a baseball hat all the time would cause you to go bald young). But if that theory held, men would all have been Brazilianed naturally so long ago...

I can't explain it, but its a fact, women are simply less hirsute than they once were.

I think women wax and trim.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Define "half-arsed Hitler" cut?

How about on guys? What if you see a guy all tiddied up in the locker room? Do you think less of him?

1. That silly little block or circle or oval of hair above the beginning of the genitals. See "Girls Gone Wild, FSU" (the part with all the Limp Bizkit songs in it... otherwise known as the entire film).

2. If I see a huy with a landing strip, I ain't showering anywhere near him. That's wrong on more levels than I can list.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think women wax and trim.

Yeh, but look at some of those olden day photos... Those bushes are mind-boggling. They're bigger than anything any guy has going on down there. I could put a protective dome around my privates for the next 30 years and spray the inside of it with Rogaine daily for the next 30 years and not get anything near that size. It'd be intimidating to get in bed with something like that.

Penske_Account · 10-23-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. That silly little block or circle or oval of hair above the beginning of the genitals. See "Girls Gone Wild, FSU" (the part with all the Limp Bizkit songs in it... otherwise known as the entire film).

2. If I see a huy with a landing strip, I ain't showering anywhere near him. That's wrong on more levels than I can list.

How about with a little block or oval of hair?

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but look at some of those olden day photos... Those bushes are mind-boggling. They're bigger than anything any guy has going on down there. I could put a protective dome around my privates for the next 30 years and spray the inside of it with Rogaine daily for the next 30 years and not get anything near that size. It'd be intimidating to get in bed with something like that.

It seems to me that guys who are quite furry all over are quite furry down there, but these days, they seem to trim. Sometimes all over. I just think everyone trims more. I don't think that there is any actual evolution going on, and I think that there are very furry guys down there -- just not ones you see b/c they are old and arent' naked in (relative) public.

btw, I like your sig line thingy. it makes me laugh most of the time.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I can't believe I googled this. I can't believe I found an answer.

http://www.snopes2.com/radiotv/tv/gaymupp.htm

But see

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4VBMT...rtInErnieC.jpg

The question is which Muppet took the picture.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems to me that guys who are quite furry all over are quite furry down there, but these days, they seem to trim. Sometimes all over. I just think everyone trims more. I don't think that there is any actual evolution going on, and I think that there are very furry guys down there -- just not ones you see b/c they are old and arent' naked in (relative) public.

btw, I like your sig line thingy. it makes me laugh most of the time.

Oh, they're naked... The men's lockerroom is full of much latent homosexuality, and it's the nastiest looking guys you'd ever want to see. Middle aged men seem to really like to do a lot of shit naked...

Thanks. The movie is fantastic, isn't it? I have to see Borat, BTW.

Penske_Account · 10-23-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, they're naked... The men's lockerroom is full of much latent homosexuality, and it's the nastiest looking guys you'd ever want to see. Middle aged men seem to really like to do a lot of shit naked...

Once, when walking by the sauna in the men's lockerroom, I saw, through the glass window, one naked guy leaning over and sucking on the erected penis of another naked guy. Is this the type of latent homosexuality you are referencing.

Fwiw, I think that they were both gay.

eta: ps: neither was a celebrity, fwiw.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-23-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
At camp one year, I had shorts so small that when we were sitting around waiting for the next competition in our camp's Olympic Games, LeTeisha came up to me and whispered in my ear that she and every other girl sitting across from me could see my right ball when I sat the way I was sitting.

TM

That's no great shakes. You played basketball in the 80s, right?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-23-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You left out Billy Idol.

And Big Country. "In a Big Country"

I recall it being a big deal when FNV showed the Asia video of the kid committing suicide after MTV banned it.

And about 712 other great songs.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-23-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If the UPS tracking page says at the top that delivery is scheduled for 10/24/2006, but then says in the detailed information below that the package is "OUT FOR DELIVERY" as of 7:03 AM on 10/23/2006, when do we think it might be delivered?

You will get "Delivery Exception" pretty soon.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The question is which Muppet took the picture.

I think it was Elmo.

I don't know which one it is, but he likes to be tickled, yes?

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You will get "Delivery Exception" pretty soon.

It arrived!!!!!

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-23-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it was Elmo.

I don't know which one it is, but he likes to be tickled, yes?

I think that's a self-tickling model, with excellent dexterity (holding a camera steady under those circumstances and all...)