Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Remind me not to hook up with you...

Honey?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Use more food during sex. Chocolate works. Just be sure to put something down to deal with the melting chocolate mess.

And whatever you do, don't confuse the melting chocolate mess with the Santoram. I mean, unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, yuck.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is why I always say, "I am gonna climax! I am climaxing! Are you going to splooge? please dont get your splooge on my stomach"

After an early experience left me with a spooge all over my hair (and this was NOT a late night in the comfort of someone's home event) I have often uttered "Watch the hair--try to shoot away from the hair!" Stomach is fine.

[leagleaze]

So, you people actually feel the need to say I'm coming I'm coming? Isn't it obvious enough without you actually saying it?

Can't you just moan loud?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by leagleaze
So, you people actually feel the need to say I'm coming I'm coming? Isn't it obvious enough without you actually saying it?

Can't you just moan loud?

See, now this IS a sign of a good lay.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by leagleaze
So, you people actually feel the need to say I'm coming I'm coming? Isn't it obvious enough without you actually saying it?

Can't you just moan loud?

Clearly you don't know anything. The moment must be announced. I usually like a trumpet fanfare to accompany it. Or a drumroll.


(actually, I don't think I do announce the event on a regular basis. but it does happen).

Originally posted by leagleaze
So, you people actually feel the need to say I'm coming I'm coming? Isn't it obvious enough without you actually saying it?

Can't you just moan loud?

I think I generally always mostly get asked if I am going to come or if I came or did I just come? Men are very inquisitive people. Either that, or my acting skillz need some honing.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
See, now this IS a sign of a good lay.

"Lay".

For some reason, that word has always bothered me. Sounds like one of the couple is just laying there, not moving, waiting for the end.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
"Lay".

For some reason, that word has always bothered me. Sounds like one of the couple is just laying there, not moving, waiting for the end.

That's not how it's supposed to be? I can't believe mummy lied to me like that!

Originally posted by bilmore
"Lay".

For some reason, that word has always bothered me. Sounds like one of the couple is just laying there, not moving, waiting for the end.

I also hate "lay", almost like I hate fleshy and titty, but for different reasons. It adds a potato chip association to sex which is squicky

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by leagleaze
So, you people actually feel the need to say I'm coming I'm coming? Isn't it obvious enough without you actually saying it?

Can't you just moan loud?

From time to time, I like to almost come and then stop and then almost come and then stop...rinse lather and repeat, until finally, I come in a most fulfilling way. This is exhausting...and generally requires a warning that I am very near to coming.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Me
Seriously, after I cum, I want the guy off of me. I am willing to wait it out another 5 minutes for him to get off, but if it takes longer than that, I say something to him.

Well, don't think you're unique in this regard. After a guy comes, he wants to get off you as well. The only time I continue after coming is if she hasn't had an orgasm yet. Otherwise, I'm out.

And a post sex food is a great. Yesterday I had nearly an entire container of post sex extra garlic hummus, which ensured against any repeat sex for the remainder of the day.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Honey?

Not quite. Your camel is a little obsessed. Does he actually stop you in the middle to request it?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And a related question. I have always used 'cum' to refer to the actual jiz (or if I happened to be in Montreal, the local police force) and 'come' to refer to the act. I didn't think cum was a verb. Is the past tense still "came" if 'cum' is a verb? Come to think of it (ha ha), I may have seen it used as a verb before. What is more common?

Liz Phair prefers the spelling "come" in the CD booklet lyrics to a song from her most recent release (heh). (As if there's any doubt why I and many guys lust after her, this should end it.):

HWC

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white come (x4)

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone...

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white come (x4)

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white come (x8)
Your hot white come

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think I generally always mostly get asked if I am going to come or if I came or did I just come? Men are very inquisitive people. Either that, or my acting skillz need some honing.

Can't they feel it? Perhaps not the little Os, but you shouldn't have to moan or make an assertion if he did it right.