It's all about me

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Perhaps we could have a head-off. Do you think Dan would be into it? It would be for a good cause - ridding the world of onion-infested salads etc.

Okay. TM can get Dan first, and I'll get you. Then we'll switch.

I promise.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
We hate the festive pizza making friends. They are not at all festive, are rather lazy, and seem quite mean.

We were distressed that the team that lost lost* we liked that team.

*I'm too lazy to deal with spoilers.

They make great pizza. And they are quite nice IRL. However I agree they come off as lazy on the show. And maybe sorta mean. They're from New York. Whaddya want?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's why I put them in. You were supposed to bring the salad back and let me take care of the orgasms.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Don't you mean floppy seconds? He's been talking for little else other than his inability to get it up for the last two days. I've taken to referring to him in my mind as "Floppy."

And now, unfortunately, I'll forever refer to you in my mind as "Salad Tosser".

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
What about "babe"? That could relate to that cute little piggy...

(Apologies in advance to those whose feelings will be hurt by my firm stance on the following: referring to your S.O. as "babe" is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Please cease and desist.)

but "sugar" is okay, right?

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As a nondescript male poster on this board, I would just like to thank you for leaving me out of this.

I invented the nondescript male poster.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah, but it only went head-to-head with one of the Last Comic Standings, I think. And BB is on like every other day, isn't it?

What is Outback Jack?

Does anyone watch Extreme Makeover anymore?

TM

But my VCR/Tivo only can do so much. My point, though, is why don't the execs spread out the reality shows instead of piling them all on the same day.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But no chick tall enough to use the rack as a drink holder can have tits big enough to hold a drink and meet his weight requirements.

Ahem.

You're forgetting about canteloupe-sized enhancements that weigh a minute fraction of a real canteloupe. That could work, right?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Ahem.

You're forgetting about canteloupe-sized enhancements that weigh a minute fraction of a real canteloupe. That could work, right?

???? I did not know that there were extremely lightweight enhancements. If they are full of air, they would probably be too stiff to mold around and hold a cup.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If Pantani could do that after riding 180+ km, imagine what he could have done in a TT... RIP, Elefantino.

I was thinking about this, and his records, and there's no question of the difficulty of going up L'Alpe d'Huez after riding that much. But, and I don't know the facts, did he have people helping lead him up the first few turns? Because there's still some advantage in that. There's no drafting at all in a TT. Pantani probably had some help (not to mention the EPO). Either way, it's apples to oranges.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'll suggest that at the next league meeting, but I think we have to follow FIFA rules.

Including the tighter, more revealing uniforms for women?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think after NFL games, the losing team should have to blow the winning team.
.

That's how it works in high school training camps, at least.

(hi, Taxwonk!)

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think if you wear briefs that flopping problem can be resolved.

But isn't the whole point that the flopping is not a problem at all, in fact, it's a good thing? (Speaking of which, did anyone catch a contrite Martha Stewart on Larry King Live last night?)

[dtb]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I agree with him completely:

"There were lots of fans, and it was a little scary. To me, sincerely, it was not a good idea to have a time trial at l'Alpe d'Huez. It's over now but a lot of German fans were just disgusting. C'est la vie...

"The crowds are always close on the climbs but I was lucky to get through today."

I was amazed that the tour organizers permit those loonies to hang flags in the road, run along beside the riders -- last weekend, there was even one drunkard patting Lance on the back for a bit -- WTF? Apparently, if a rider gets "pushed" (a la the "back patter"), it could even disqualify the push-ee!

Fucking French.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Perhaps we could have a head-off. Do you think Dan would be into it? It would be for a good cause - ridding the world of onion-infested salads etc.

Draft a decent screenplay for "Trading Places 2".

I'm sure Ackroyd would blow half of Toronto for that.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He's probably available. If you saw his role in 50 First Dates its pretty certain he has no filter on what he's willing to do. Of all those original SNL guys he's become the biggest whore

How can this possibly be a true statement while Chevy Chase still lives? The only two things he's ever said "no" to were Lester Burnham in American Beauty and Drummer in Steely Dan.