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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If they were smart enough to do this, they would have years ago, and your ancestors wouldn't have developed a taste for meat and chicken that they passed along to you. Horses and dogs figured out the game quicker, so we don't eat them.

Horses run into burning buildings. They are as dumb as sunny. They haven't figured anything out.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can post the lyrics again, if that would help you out.

Or mention a more palatable song?

And TM's post about horses being as dumb as sunny made me laugh.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This argument has become circular and I don't know whose fault it is. They don't. Okay. But if they did, I'm pretty sure you'd still eat them. And since they aren't cute, you don't have maniacs throwing red paint on your shoes or making you feel guilty about that plate of buffalo wings.

I don't care if animals have personalites. If they taste good they should get eaten. That's just the way shit is. If you don't want to eat horsies because they're pretty, then don't. But if someone else does, leave them the hell alone.

TM

What if humans tasted good? Would you eat them? I bet fringey has a nice, meaty thigh that would cook real nice-like on a grill.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's in my head again. This is turning into an annual event.

I'm sure I asked last year, but is there a video track involving Stephanie Seymour in the starring role at a funeral accompanying the song in your head?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What if humans tasted good? Would you eat them? I bet fringey has a nice, meaty thigh that would cook real nice-like on a grill.

It's too fatty for him, I think. And I've been working out a bit, so the muscle under the fat might be stringy.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sure I asked last year, but is there a video track involving Stephanie Seymour in the starring role at a funeral accompanying the song in your head?

Oh yes. It's heartbreaking.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day, I took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit in my pants

This has stuck in my head since I first saw it in a bathroom stall when I was 8 (or something). It is sage advice to heed particularly when one regularly has the beer shits.

Word. My worst memouries from college revolve around not effectively recalling that little ditty.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's too fatty for him, I think. And I've been working out a bit, so the muscle under the fat might be stringy.

mmmmmmmm fringey thigh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Horses run into burning buildings. They are as dumb as sunny. They haven't figured anything out.

TM

I agree with eating the dumb, but then we'd get into all sorts of debates about standardized testing... too subjective. We should just eat dicks.

Oh, my. That came out wrong.

I meant we should eat assh...

Fuck it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's too fatty for him, I think. And I've been working out a bit, so the muscle under the fat might be stringy.

Sounds like it's perfect for slow smoke cooking. But then, you don't like barbecue, right?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
memouries

Foul.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've eaten cattle that I've known personally, but there's no way in hell I could bring myself to eat an unknown dog. Horses I'm a little less sure about whether or not I could eat them. For me, I think it goes down to level of intelligence. I know someone who has trouble eating octopus because they're pretty smart animals.

I can understand why people don't eat dogs. I think it's a dumb line to draw, but I understand it. But I think it's funny that we look down on other cultures that do eat dogs. The octopus thing is ridiculous.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have heard arguments that a lot of horses end up in the slaughterhouses because their owners don't want to deal with them anymore. If a bill like that were to be considered, I think there would have to be serious thought on what happens to horses that are abandoned by their owners because they're too expensive or a pain in the ass or whatever.

If you can shoot a horse because it breaks its leg, you should be able to shoot it because you're hungry (or can get some $ for it because someone else is hungry).

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've also heard about assholes who get permits to round up some of the wild mustangs in Oklahoma under all sorts of promises that they'll take care of the horses who later turn around and sell them to slaughterhouses.

Well, then the answer would be to not allow them permits. If you want to maintain the wild mustang population, do so. But it should be the same process as any other hunting license and the goal should be to protect their numbers. If they don't need protecting or if there are too many of them, then by all means, round 'em up and serve 'em up.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh yes. It's heartbreaking.

I still cry during the piano and orchestra outtro.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
mmmmmmmm fringey thigh.

True, but that's different from grilled.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not to be a Timmy, Effrom, but that's your father is "a alcoholic."

Not according to Eddie Murphy, whom I was quoting.