A sad, constant bid for attention

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Brooke Burke has the best fake boobies. Ever.





You need to see them nekkid to fully appreciate them.

I am nekkid.

eta: Don't tell anyone -- outable!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't do dinner with him. Just have him send you a salmon.

TM

Indeed, but what could Hank do that would result in such a generous and thoughful thank you gift? I invented the Motor City Bagel, so I don't need anymore of those. I am far out of my Tigers cap phase.

A Ted Nugent mixed CD?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am nekkid.

eta: Don't tell anyone -- outable!

And how do you plan on sneaking out of the conference room?

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
which means that Mr. Nicey Nice can fuck with my head.

Hah. He wishes.

Hey, is it Fall already? Damn. [pause]

Uh, it is still 2006, though, right?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's ASTERISK!!!!

Maybe he was talking about Obelix's tiny friend.



TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe he was talking about Obelix's tiny friend.



TM

I had assumed that from the start of this discussion.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Generally, it's not quite right to discuss somewhat publicly the appearance of a private person among her friends and acquaintances (and enemies?), when that person does not appear to be present and has not (at least recently) invited that kind of discussion.

I know that we at the FB do not generally engage in excruciatingly correct behavior (sssh, here she comes), but we also don't generally discuss one another's looks unless the poster has brought it up him- or herself or it's a recurring joke or line of comment.

More specifically, I do realize that in the past SB has brought up the topic of her own cuteness and that she and TM have gone back and forth about the fact that she was bringing it up (which may put this into the "recurring joke" category), but that was a long time ago and you didn't seem to be doing it in that vein. If that's how you meant it, I will put the wrist-slapping ruler away.

SB also said Chris was "hot as balls." Kosher, or not?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No it's not. It merely takes about 40 different common personality elements and emotions, then suggests a personality alternating between the poles of those elements/emotions, i.e., everybody.

I know. Now I feel all silly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

Golddiggers.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Since I was the most popular kid in HS, I skipped my 10-year HS reunion, knowing that it would ruin it for everyone else who was anticipating hanging out with me. Suckers.

Same here. I don't even think I could find my highschool. I don't even remember the name of it. I am that cool.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
SB also said Chris was "hot as balls." Kosher, or not?

I figured that just meant he smelled like curry.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Prettier than I.

Sunny is prettier than me.

Sunny is prettier than I am.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Last reunion, one of the tight-sweater girls from high school informed me that they all thought I was cool and described me as a "popular kid". I, of course, thought nothing of the sort, but I did think the hippy chicks were cool. The hippy chicks thought the lacrosse players were cool. And the lacrosse players thought the tight-sweater girls were cool.

I decided then that there weren't really any popular kids in high school.

And then they all laughed at you when you went to fetch them more punch.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sunny is prettier than me.

Sunny is prettier than I am.

I am prettier than Sunny.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sunny is prettier than me.

Sunny is prettier than I am.

Oh, for heaven's sake. You are not really saying that "Sunny is prettier than me" is correct, are you? Because it's not. It. Is. Not. And that's all I have to say on the matter.