Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[i]

As everyone knows, quick ejaculation time is a preferred genetic trait, evolutionarily speaking, for it is the quick ejaculators who recover more quickly and move on to further quick ejaculations, spreading their seed at a far more rapid rate than the slow ejaculators. This genetic enhancement, with which I have been blessed, is an invaluable tool in my quest to create, through fornication, an army of Pretty Littler Flowers, all of whom will worship me like a god, and whom I will mold in my image.

I do not think I knew this though there does seem to be a correlation between the bad sex people quickly recovering and trying to do me again (oh fuck, should I skip the feigned orgasm this time so as not to encourage it?) and the good sex people spooning and snoozing after the main event. I thought this had more to do with the effort and time put into the good sex. Most men are usually only good for several minutes, its what comes before that differentiates. No pun.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

As everyone knows, quick ejaculation time is a preferred genetic trait, evolutionarily speaking, for it is the quick ejaculators who recover more quickly and move on to further quick ejaculations, spreading their seed at a far more rapid rate than the slow ejaculators.

don't want to interupt/change your game plan sugar, but you might want to slow down just a little.... my sister said you were done before she could even get your pants off.....

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do not think I knew this though there does seem to be a correlation between the bad sex people quickly recovering and trying to do me again (oh fuck, should I skip the feigned orgasm this time so as not to encourage it?) and the good sex people spooning and snoozing after the main event. I thought this had more to do with the effort and time put into the good sex. Most men are usually only good for several minutes, its what comes before that differentiates. No pun.

I call bullshit. If you learn how to control yourself, you can fuck for half an hour or so, mixing up positions, etc. You just have to learn to slow it down or shift positions quickly when you're about to ejaculate. Find a position where you don't cum quickly and you can go forever.

The notion that men only have a few minutes once they've penetrated is horseshit.

S(and if you're wearing a condom, forget it - you're lucky if you can come at all)D

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bridge of love
don't want to interupt/change your game plan sugar, but you might want to slow down just a little.... my sister said you were done before she could even get your pants off.....

Yeah, but you should have heard the things your sister whispered into my ear. Did you teach her that?

And anyway, as noted above, I recovered quickly and moved on to another incredibly brief but unimaginably blissful roll in the hay.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You just have to learn to slow it down or shift positions quickly when you're about to ejaculate.

Otherwise known as the "pause for the cause." I find the entire concept of ejaculation intriguing. I would like to Be John Malkovich for long enough to experience what this is like.

Of course there is female ejaculation. Female ejaculation leads me to porn, which leads me to Deep Throat, which leads me to former Family Ties star Tina Yothers, who will star in a movie (it may be a broadway show, actually, the more I think about it) about the life of the star of Deep Throat, whose name escapes me now. Tina will not perform fellatio during the production, although I do believe she will perform some song and dance numbers.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The H2 drivers of Houston are lucky that I have opted against the conceal/carry license, because it's getting to the point that their mere presence on the road sends me into homocidal rage.

I know only one guy with a semi-legitimate reason to own one.

I have often wondered if the people who drive these things think people are staring at them cause they are cool, or do they realize it is because people cannot believe someone is such a fool as to have purchased one.

I'm curious, what was the semi-legitimate reason? Cause the only reason I can think of is if you plan on engaging in war at some point or another.

There are some really really lame signature lines here, folks. Sig lines that add nothing to your persona or entertainment value. How about a poll or contest for Best and Worst Signature Line?

For me, I would vote for mine as I think it is a great line from a great movie that sort of feels like my paisona and also goes to half the discussions on this board. But I probably shouldnt vote for me. I will go with Coltraine's. Not bc it has me in it, but bc it is really funny and involves a porn star which is all about this board. I also like Pushy's use of the random toothy woman bc it is so seemingly , well, random. And PLF manages to capture his persona in just three little words. Everyone else should proabably revise theirs. I especially dont like Bridge of Love's and Purse Junkie's bc they absolutely add nothing but take up space.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Tina will not perform fellatio during the production, although I do believe she will perform some song and dance numbers.

Thinking about Tina Yothers in a sexual way just made me TUIMM...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting: "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is that when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

“No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear then?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment.










Then Mother Superior sighed and asked, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"

TM

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I call bullshit. If you learn how to control yourself, you can fuck for half an hour or so, mixing up positions, etc. You just have to learn to slow it down or shift positions quickly when you're about to ejaculate. Find a position where you don't cum quickly and you can go forever.

The notion that men only have a few minutes once they've penetrated is horseshit.

S(and if you're wearing a condom, forget it - you're lucky if you can come at all)D

I guess I was just thinking of the last position in the series. Or, in yoga parlance, the finishing pose. Bc every time there is a shift, for me thats a break in my buildup. So it seems like a new round of intercourse. I always thought that guys shifted positions bc a position got tiresome or something, not bc they were about to come and this gave them a chance to keep going.

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[purse junkie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I especially dont like Bridge of Love's and Purse Junkie's bc they absolutely add nothing but take up space.

For someone who finds me so dull, you sure yap about me a lot. It's a bit odd.

I like my fashion-related sig lines. In fact, here it is again.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I especially dont like Bridge of Love's and Purse Junkie's bc they absolutely add nothing but take up space.

bridge of love is a political sock so confrontational sigs seemed appropriate. based upon your constructive criticism I have now changed to a quote from a movie that also sort of relates to the legal profession.
I was trying to imbed a gif animation that's too large for the avatar into my sig, can this be done? anyone know how?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
There are some really really lame signature lines here, folks. Sig lines that add nothing to your persona or entertainment value. How about a poll or contest for Best and Worst Signature Line?

All signature lines are stupid and should be banned. Who wants to read the same thing over and over, especially when it wasn't funny the first time? That's why the parentheticals work. They change flavor with each post.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I guess I was just thinking of the last position in the series. Or, in yoga parlance, the finishing pose. Bc every time there is a shift, for me thats a break in my buildup. So it seems like a new round of intercourse. I always thought that guys shifted positions bc a position got tiresome or something, not bc they were about to come and this gave them a chance to keep going.

BTW, just cause a guy ejaculates doesn't mean he's done. You can keep going after firing off, and indeed, if the woman has not reached orgasm yet, it would be terribly rude not to do so.