Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys


By the way, there was no Jennifer. Do you mean Katie Webber? I rewound to watch her again (I'd never heard that song before and thought it was tits; my wife said it's ok for me to have a crush on her, cause she's in love with Matthew Metzger).

Predictions: Fantasia and Katie move on.

For someone in "the industry" you have struck out a lot lately. Jennifer Hudson sang last night. Did you even watch the show? I guess you didn't notice her b/c she isn't thin and blond like the cheerleader Katie.

And Matthew sucked. If I have to listen to him smarm his way through any more songs, I will know to blame your retardo wife. And if I have to look at Katie's weird-ass Tori-Spelling nightmare nose again, I will know to blame you.

[Dave]

Originally posted by evenodds
It's been raining non-stop for days: cold and raining.

If I wanted crappy weather like this, I would have moved above the Mason-Dixon.

Even(unhappy Texan)Odds

Although I mostly think I'm mainly correct in thinking that the goddamnyankees on the board will have little weather-related sympathy for you (see, e.g., three feet of snow), thank you for your subject line. Always nice to see one of the 10 or 12 best ELO songs ever make the board.

Da (old school) ve

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by barely_legal
For someone in "the industry" you have struck out a lot lately. Jennifer Hudson sang last night. Did you even watch the show? I guess you didn't notice her b/c she isn't thin and blond like the cheerleader Katie.

And Matthew sucked. If I have to listen to him smarm his way through any more songs, I will know to blame your retardo wife. And if I have to look at Katie's weird-ass Tori-Spelling nightmare nose again, I will know to blame you.

I stand corrected; the mistake was made because we call her Krazy Eyez Killah in my house. Her body or hair isn't what makes me anti-Jennifer; it's her horribly off-kilter sense of "style," as well as her boring song choices. And even my wife recognizes that Matthew's song sucked; she didn't vote for him. She just thinks he's good looking as shit.

I can't believe I'm the only one giving points to Katie for picking an interesting song that 99.99% of people have never heard, and making it fun and interesting to listen to. When she said she was doing a jazz piece, I groaned. Then when she started singing, I was blown away. What do we all know anyways; Diana and Erskine are probably moving on.

Edited to add: If anyone wants 8-1 odds on Jennifer moving on, I'll be happy to take the other side of that action.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
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Totally outable, but I just love dwarfs. if I ever break down and watch some porn, my first will definitely be dwarf porn. I want my own dwarf...do you think I can import one from a foreign country and have him/her work as a domestic? Sunny (just curious) bunny

I would check ebay

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I suppose in retaliation I could question whether Hank is a woman pretending to be a man because while I am honest, retaliation is really more my thing.

Yes I am (a woman pretending to be a man). Have you been ignoring me also.

As to you, I was on your side, and I never confused you and not me. I have also committed to always saying not me is a women.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

I can't believe I'm the only one giving points to Katie for picking an interesting song that 99.99% of people have never heard, and making it fun and interesting to listen to. When she said she was doing a jazz piece, I groaned. Then when she started singing, I was blown away. What do we all know anyways; Diana and Erskine are probably moving on.

I'm not good with this fancy html crap, but I'm going to try post a picture of this girl you love so that everyone, even the ones who were kayaking last night, can see this girl. The girl you have a crush on. This girl:




I hope this works, b/c I really want other people to be able to help me decide if this girl deserves pity for being genetically screwed with that nose, or deserves to be ridiculed for paying for the wost nose job in history. People help me out. Paigow?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Dave
Although I mostly think I'm mainly correct in thinking that the goddamnyankees on the board will have little weather-related sympathy for you (see, e.g., three feet of snow),

This is helpful.
If Dave ever claims penis size remember divide all numbers by 3 to get to accurate size.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I hope this works, b/c I really want other people to be able to help me decide if this girl deserves pity for being genetically screwed with that nose, or deserves to be ridiculed for paying for the wost nose job in history. People help me out. Paigow?

I cannot help out with whether it is real or fake, but that is one of the ugliest noses ever. It's like a mini horse's head. I pity her if it's fake or real.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I cannot help out with whether it is real or fake, but that is one of the ugliest noses ever. It's like a mini horse's head. I pity her if it's fake or real.

And aside from the nose, one simple thing she can do to improve her appearance is to avoid showing her armpit in publicity shots.

ETA her nose does look like a mini horse's head, until you look at it for too long, and then it starts to look like a mini penis head.

[Flinty_McFlint]

NICE, France (Reuters) - A 35-year-old French woman has married her boyfriend 18 months after he was killed in a car accident. Posthumous marriage is allowed in France under a law introduced by former President Charles de Gaulle.

linky

I wonder how the honeymoon went.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can't believe I'm the only one giving points to Katie for picking an interesting song that 99.99% of people have never heard, and making it fun and interesting to listen to. When she said she was doing a jazz piece, I groaned. Then when she started singing, I was blown away.

You're kidding, right? That song is a standard, made famous by Nat King Cole. I've definitely heard it performed on TV within the past couple of years, I'm almost certain on American Juniors. I also think it was featured in a movie within the last 10 years.

As far as her performance, well, she had nice energy, but the entire song was performed at the same level. And her nose is incredibly distracting and truly ugly. The thing is, if she makes it beyond this round (which I think unlikely), she'll become known enough that she wouldn't be able to get it fixed without people noticing.

Among the other contestants, Diana Degarmo (16 yo, pink leather jacket) shared the whole-song-at-level-11 issue. She shouted the whole song, and her voice sounds young and not fully developed.

Marque Lynche was totally cute, but baaaaad song choice, and his performance was too buttoned-down. I wanted to hear something funkier, and see him move around a little, play to the cameras. Maybe he's afraid of inadvertently outing himself?

Ashley Thomas (cutesie girl with pink choker) has that stupid quavery fast vibrato, and wasn't always spot-on in pitch.

Erskine Walcott was okay, but also had some pitch problems in the low sections of his song. It sounds like he doesn't have a great ear.

Matthew Metzger was boring as hell.

tm

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
linky

I wonder how the honeymoon went.

You read a Rose for Emily in high school, no?

[sunnybunny]

her nose does look like a mini horse's head, until you look at it for too long, and then it starts to look like a mini penis head.

You are so dead on. I think I'm going to be sick. Gawd, that nose is baaaaaaad.

and her voice is very boring and too monotone.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I hope this works, b/c I really want other people to be able to help me decide if this girl deserves pity for being genetically screwed with that nose, or deserves to be ridiculed for paying for the wost nose job in history.

Real nose. However, it can be fixed if it bothers her. I applaud her for not fixing it. I think she is cute.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
linky

I wonder how the honeymoon went.

Clearly you have never watched Autopsy on HBO. One of the stories involved a man's love affair with this girlfriend who had died of tuberculosis. Highlights included death mask, large volume purchases of cologne, some sort of tube thing to "assist" in relations.