A frolic in Cambodia - Page 86

Anne Elk · 11-09-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I could give a shit about pushing the button, unless it's my own button, and then I don't want any little kids involved, thank you.

Speaking of which, anyone else squicked out and horrified by this story?

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I guess I could ask a TM question relating to this...ever been so addicted to something that you would stand in line all night?

No. I hate standing on lines and avoid them whenever I can. I do not like being herded either. If there is a chance of any of those two things happening, forget it.

I'll play the first version of Halo, which is (like must-see tv to bilmore) new to me.

TM

ltl/fb · 11-09-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Speaking of which, anyone else squicked out and horrified by this story?

Of course not. Well, maybe GGG. Those of us who have seen porn take pedophilia in stride. WTF?!?!?! Of course pretty much everyone is squicked out and horrified. The kid was EIGHT, not the lawn-boy on DH. I'm more interested if there are any people who are not squicked out and horrified. I want to be able to avoid meeting them.

NotFromHere · 11-09-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Speaking of which, anyone else squicked out and horrified by this story?

Thankfully, I am unfamiliar with the anatomy of 8 yo boys - but can they have the sex? I thought erections didn't happen until later. Am I wrong?

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, I figured the one person here who might wait in that line was you. Well, maybe AdL, too, but I think he's driving HIS NEW SAAB all over Bucks county.

As for the barber, 5 of 6 get what I'm asking when I say just a light trim, etc. etc. (and I'm more descriptive there than really anyone here cares to read). One guy doesn't. "English, man" doesn't seem to be a good approach.

Fuck him. Go to another guy and if he says anything just say, "I'm gonna switch it up today." What the fuck is he going to do besides stab you in the neck with his good scissors?

TM

spookyfish · 11-09-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is an invitation for everyone to describe their ocd tendencies, but anyway.

I also like hitting a pack of cigarettes before opening it to pack the tobacco (even though I don't smoke anymore, I will open a pack for my friend because I like doing that). That's very satisfying.

I agree on this one. Yet another reason I haven't given up the nasty habit.

Oh, and bubble wrap. Popping the bubbles in bubble wrap -- very satisfying.

And the sound an egg timer makes -- the ticking and the ringing. Especially the ticking.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thankfully, I am unfamiliar with the anatomy of 8 yo boys - but can they have the sex? I thought erections didn't happen until later. Am I wrong?

Actually, he just gave her oral sex.

www.todayinchildsex.com

andViolins · 11-09-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thankfully, I am unfamiliar with the anatomy of 8 yo boys - but can they have the sex? I thought erections didn't happen until later. Am I wrong?

Yes, you are wrong.

aV

robustpuppy · 11-09-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This place is dead. I have nothing good, so I'll go with the following:

So, I'm in the elevator and it's the type that doesn't make that "boop" sound when you push the button. In fact, you don't even get to depress anything. It's like a flat sensor and it lights up around the edges. Very unsatisfying. And today, the button didn't even light up. I would like the sound. I would prefer if you could actually push a button. But give me something, man. No light even? Unacceptable.

POLL: What little thing like this gives you a small, strange sense of satisfaction?* Does anyone have any other examples like this?

TM

*(Yez, I see the joke. If you can't do better than the first joke that will surely pop into everyone's head, don't bother.)

I love the sound of the dishwasher running. It's very soothing. I also enjoy the clean smell of the kitchen after cleaning up the dinner dishes, including the slightly bleach-y smell of Cascade. It's a sensory experience that makes me feel content.

In a similar vein, I love starting a load of laundry in the washer; throwing out a bunch of old junk, and dropping off old not-quite-junk at goodwill.

Then there's the satisfaction of striking a wooden matchstick against the box; using an old-fashioned metal lighter with a flip cap (I like to roll it against my jeans to get it to light), and lighting a cigarette and taking the first drag (the only drag I truly enjoy).

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 11-09-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only from little kids with over-developed senses of entitlement. If they ask, or don't seem to regard it as their god-given right, I'll even help them reach the button.

I'm indulgent that way.

No overdeveloped sense of entitlement. But cute and eager little button pushers none-the-less.

And, dammit, I think they could push the buttons of a some broken down, decrepit and foul-smelling spinster like you pretty easily.

ABBAKiss · 11-09-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, he just gave her oral sex.

www.todayinchildsex.com

is this a work appropriate site?

spookyfish · 11-09-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

And, dammit, I think they could push the buttons of an old spinster like you pretty easily.

They're children, you sick fuck.

ltl/fb · 11-09-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No overdeveloped sense of entitlement. But cute and eager little button pushers none-the-less.

And, dammit, I think they could push the buttons of an old spinster like you pretty easily.

Obviously, I was wrong. You actually promote pedophilia. With your own kids.

If they don't ASSUME and don't SHOVE, they are cute. If they ASSUME and SHOVE, I don't care if they look like famous paintings of cherubs, they are not cute.

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none-the-less

Jesus Christ God Almighty on a stick! What species of abomination is THAT?

robustpuppy · 11-09-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No overdeveloped sense of entitlement. But cute and eager little button pushers none-the-less.

And, dammit, I think they could push the buttons of an old spinster like you pretty easily.

They sound ADORABLE!!!!

But in the grand scheme, don't you think grown-ups need the small pleasures more than kids with indulgent parents?

Eta: isn't "old spinster" a tautology?

Shape Shifter · 11-09-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This place is dead. I have nothing good, so I'll go with the following:

So, I'm in the elevator and it's the type that doesn't make that "boop" sound when you push the button. In fact, you don't even get to depress anything. It's like a flat sensor and it lights up around the edges. Very unsatisfying. And today, the button didn't even light up. I would like the sound. I would prefer if you could actually push a button. But give me something, man. No light even? Unacceptable.

POLL: What little thing like this gives you a small, strange sense of satisfaction?* Does anyone have any other examples like this?

TM

*(Yez, I see the joke. If you can't do better than the first joke that will surely pop into everyone's head, don't bother.)

I think the most underrated song of 1978 was the Cars' "Bye Bye Love." Oops. Wrong poll.