Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wait, are you using endless links from tedious travel promotions to flame me? Thurgreed, can we get a ruling?

Oh, and just bc I am a spinster doesnt mean I am single.

What are the rules? Do only certain celebs apply?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whoa. For a minute, I thought I typed this. I was like, "wow, I am really PLFing here"

One good test would be to look for typos.

[Spread Mycrabski]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What are the rules? Do only certain celebs apply?

This may be your most non-sensical post to date.

The avatar, however, is sheer brilliance.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
America's youth is ugly. You been to a mall lately?

You been to Philly lately? They beat them mercilessly with the ugly stick in these parts...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Is this a decapitated pig head cake? I don't get what its supposed to be, and you don't give me any fuucking clue. Jesus fucking christ.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I think that picture may actually be from Madame Tussaud's. I read somewhere (where in the world would I have read this?!?) that Madame Tussaud's tries to keep up with the times, so that in February (?), they had Jennifer Aniston's wax figure next to Brad's, but now they have moved Brad's so that it's behind Angelina's.

They are some pretty suave uh... museum operators. (Is it a museum? I guess so; that may be why they call it a wax museum. I tell you, nothing gets by me. At least, when my head is not up my ass.)

He's morphing into a blonde Tim Curry.

I just finished the new Vanity Fair. Didn't read the article about Angelina because I don't give a flying fuck what she has to say, but she looks damn fine in the photos. To whoever even argued that Jennifer Aniston was in her league, you're fucking crazy. I'd give a pinky toe for one roll in the hay with her.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You been to Philly lately? They beat them mercilessly with the ugly stick in these parts...

Look, pretty boy, you sit on your pretty boy high horse, looking down at ugly people. Just wait until you get acid dumped all over your face and become ugly -- who will be holding the ugly stick then, hmmmmm????



P.S. I think the little lumps at the base of the pig head are meant to be feet, or something. Do you think the cake under it is chocolate cake or white cake?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Have you apologized to Phil yet? He showed you.

Like he needs an apology from me. The guy has just about the best life you could have.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, I do live in a red state. Them coastal sophisitcated elitists like Tyrone are normally years ahead of me in this sort of thing. I feel quite proud to be only a few months behind him.

eta: Uh, wait, was that March '04 or '05? Whatever (sigh). Anyway, a prize for the cat or chick who can id the re line source.

Scary that I remember this, but it was a line spoken by Nick, Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties, that went something like,

"I ain't sophisticated like Charles Bronson."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
P.S. I think the little lumps at the base of the pig head are meant to be feet, or something. Do you think the cake under it is chocolate cake or white cake?

Not to be a cake timmy, but clearly that is a cookie underneath the pig*. The only cake that would be so thin would be some form of European influenced flourless torte. Whoever created the pig-cake on top would not be looking at a flourless torte to compliment the rest. It would be inconsistant both calorically and as to taste (in all definitions).

I can't believe you don't realize this.

Edit: or perhaps as noted foil, but not a cake certainly. I wonder if Frigey is only impersonating having a cake jones.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Scary that I remember this, but it was a line spoken by Nick, Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties, that went something like,

"I ain't sophisticated like Charles Bronson."

Was the Justine Bateman poster between Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler or on the back of the door?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Look, pretty boy, you sit on your pretty boy high horse, looking down at ugly people. Just wait until you get acid dumped all over your face and become ugly -- who will be holding the ugly stick then, hmmmmm????



P.S. I think the little lumps at the base of the pig head are meant to be feet, or something.

Or a bit or aorta or spinal column. I'm just saying...

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Scary that I remember this, but it was a line spoken by Nick, Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties, that went something like,

"I ain't sophisticated like Charles Bronson."

We have a winner!

I recall it as something like "I ain't sophisticated and smart. I ain't no Charles Bronson!" It still cracks me up.

eta that a Google search says . . .

Nick: "I'm sorry I'm not the type of guy you want Mallory to go out with. You know, I ain't no Charles Bronson."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

P.S. I think the little lumps at the base of the pig head are meant to be feet, or something. Do you think the cake under it is chocolate cake or white cake?

Looks like foil-wrapped cardboard to me. Unless you mean the green frosting "grass", which is, well, green frosting.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
eta cake is a very good idea. Thanks fringey.

Will you be jumping out of the cake?