Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have always thought that the Eat a Peach album title referred to the way Duane bought it on his motorcycle. IIRC, he died in a head-on collision with a peach truck.

Yep.

Ah, my Southern Rock days. Scraggly clothes and Jack Daniels. Not an attractive phase, but well worth living through.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have always thought that the Eat a Peach album title referred to the way Duane bought it on his motorcycle. IIRC, he died in a head-on collision with a peach truck.

That is what I heard too. I was being a little facetious.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I came to see an Other One and hopefully a Black Peter.

You should talk to Str8. I think he can provide you all the details you desire, while answering your many questions.

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Ah, my Southern Rock days. Scraggly clothes and Jack Daniels. Not an attractive phase, but well worth living through.

I'm trying to visualize this. It's surprisingly tough, so give me a minute here.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is what I heard too. I was being a little facetious.

Urban Legend.

Are we working through all of snopes here or something?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I find oral sex a boring topic. I know women dig it. I do it. I don't mind it. But I think fucking is so much more interesting. Really, there's only so much one can say about licking. I could post about my technique, but its probably the standard technique most follow. There are only so many ways to wiggle a tongue. Its like guys discussing blow jobs. Do I need to poll my male friends to determine their feelings on blow jobs?

You think you could live on a boat, but you get bored while giving oral? Somehow, you got stuck on Playboy and never moved on to Penthouse. Vaginas are beautiful and fascinating. If I were a half female crab, I'd have a claw in my cooter all day long.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Thank god we have someone who can fill us in on the applicability of various stereotypes. Where exactly have your studies taken you? Can your experience help us determine the veracity of the stereotype about Asian men's penises? What else you got? I bet you can clear up a lot of problem areas for people.

TM

That shit's as advertised. Even Yao Ming's got nothing downstairs.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Vaginas are beautiful and fascinating.

Urban legend. Vaginas are actually ugly and boring. See Snopes

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I EAT PUSSY.

Jesus, how many times do I have to explain my position on the issue. Its just not my favorite of activities. Nor is it any other man's. Any man who says he enjoys it more than sex or receiving oral sex is simply lying. Its insulting to even insinuate that licking anything would ever be better than fucking or being licked. Sure, giving pleasure is a kick, but lets at least have an honest discussion here...

This is probably why you suck at it. Someone who does it grudgingly, someone who's really not into it, wants to get it over with is not doing a good job.
I'll put it into your terms - have you ever asked a chick for a blowjob and she didn't really want to do it, but did it anyway for some reason? And all she really wanted to do was get it over with, and did a crappy job (I know, some of you guys will say that there's no such thing as a crappy blowjob - you guys are just desperate) and continued to do a crappy job hoping that you'd let her off the hook?

Seriously - go home tonight and ask your wife - hey honey, my oral skills were called into question today - don't ask - and I was wondering if maybe there was something I could do to make it extra good for you tonight? If she doesn't come up with about 3 different things you could do with your tongue in addition to your regular schtick, then she's not only lying to you, she's faking all her orgasms.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That shit's as advertised. Even Yao Ming's got nothing downstairs.

How big are his hands?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
(I know, some of you guys will say that there's no such thing as a crappy blowjob - you guys are just desperate) and continued to do a crappy job hoping that you'd let her off the hook?

Asian girls give the worst blowjobs.

[Gr8testHitS(lave)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is probably why you suck at it. Someone who does it grudgingly, someone who's really not into it, wants to get it over with is not doing a good job.
I'll put it into your terms - have you ever asked a chick for a blowjob and she didn't really want to do it, but did it anyway for some reason? And all she really wanted to do was get it over with, and did a crappy job (I know, some of you guys will say that there's no such thing as a crappy blowjob - you guys are just desperate) and continued to do a crappy job hoping that you'd let her off the hook?

Seriously - go home tonight and ask your wife - hey honey, my oral skills were called into question today - don't ask - and I was wondering if maybe there was something I could do to make it extra good for you tonight? If she doesn't come up with about 3 different things you could do with your tongue in addition to your regular schtick, then she's not only lying to you, she's faking all her orgasms.

Just to reiterate my feelings from a while back -

No one is safe from this big pink monster. The powers that be are pushing pink everything on males this spring/summer as well. Once again, I was stuck on the East Side line with those repulsive "Pink" Banana Republic ads. Just shoot me instead.

Gr8 "I'm not a Vault.com Sock Puppet...I'm a free man!" testHitS(lave)

[NotFromHere]

Coltrane, if you haven't bought your father any power tools yet, the hottest Father's Day Gift is a spa day.



New day spas create
'manly' niche for men
Pampering may be perfect gift
for Father's Day this year

The well-worn tradition of giving a tie for Father’s Day has become so "20th century" as more men begin embracing their inner metrosexual. And as men consider the importance of inner peace, physical strength and emotional health, it may be time for a trip to the local day spa.

Already, U.S. men have become more health conscious in terms of what they eat, how much they work out and how they look. The International SPA Association reports that male consumers now comprise nearly 30 percent of all spa-goers, signaling a trend that industry insiders say is only just beginning to take off.


Hector Pena, manager of the NICKEL Spa for men in New York City, credits much of the spa’s success to women who often drag men in kicking and screaming. But, Pena says, once the men go through the array of pampering and bodywork treatments, they get hooked and often begin arranging their own visits.

Funny, around here, "spa for men" means something totally different.

For some men, the attraction to day spas is a result of the aggressive targeting of new all-male day spas that approach the spa experience from a more masculine perspective, offering men "body detailing" (instead of pedicures and manicures) and "camouflaging" (instead of hair coloring).

At the JOQ (pronounced "Jock") Day Spa for Men in Atlanta, Ga., president Andy Jones attracts male customers by offering an array of services specifically tailored to them, including “bodybuilder” bikini waxes and car detailing.

man spa

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I find oral sex a boring topic. I know women dig it. I do it. I don't mind it. But I think fucking is so much more interesting.

I think you've broken the board record on repeating yourself, so you've forced me to post the following to catch up:

It's all about the ratio.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's all about the ratio.

I thought it was all about the clitoris. Shit -- I've been doing it wrong?