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07-14-2005, 05:58 PM
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#1276
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2, and 2.
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07-14-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1277
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(unless there was some Michael Jacksonesque straightening period that you care to divulge).
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You use "period" as if it doesn't apply to his present Jacko 'do, why?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-14-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1278
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My percentages are skewed anyway because I'm former restaurant industry. This is an entire other basis for receipt of free drinks (bartenders like to take care of their own kind). Alas, I'm also a serial monogamist (hi gwnc!), so I haven't had overly long periods of time to be out drinking on single guys' tabs. Stupid Girl.
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Yeah. The whole analogy falls apart when it's no longer broad generalizations anyway. My buddy owns a few bars and there was a looooong stretch where I never paid a cent for a drink.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So, overall I guess I've gotten more (percentage and total) free drinks than you. But I'm willing to bet my haircare expense has been 1000% (this is a low guess) or more higher than yours over the same period (unless there was some Michael Jacksonesque straightening period that you care to divulge).
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07-14-2005, 06:07 PM
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#1279
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. The whole analogy falls apart when it's no longer broad generalizations anyway. My buddy owns a few bars and there was a looooong stretch where I never paid a cent for a drink.
Shamon.
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And given how many times you've surely cried your way out of speeding tickets, you'd come out ahead, anyway. |
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07-14-2005, 06:13 PM
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#1280
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. The whole analogy falls apart when it's no longer broad generalizations anyway. My buddy owns a few bars and there was a looooong stretch where I never paid a cent for a drink.
Shamon.
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You're Bad. |
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07-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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For PLF
I had not actually been to that site, but I did read an article about it. I am way too meta to actually listen to music these days. Reading online articles about blogs that excerpt reviews of music is as close as I get.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1282
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And given how many times you've surely cried your way out of speeding tickets, you'd come out ahead, anyway.
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Are you counting the times when they clubbed me to a bloody pulp instead of writing the ticket? Because that's not fair.
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07-14-2005, 06:26 PM
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#1283
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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From Gawker
For Penske:
No merci necessary, comrade. Or, in your lingo: pas de tout, mon ami.
For Paigow:
Shalom, baby.
For Slave:
Now that I think about it, this might explain the whole running feud with paigow, no?
For wonk:
Love the dog. |
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07-14-2005, 06:29 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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general observation
Spray on bandages are odd, and I feel like I'm wearing some sort of futuristic healing device.
My drunken-fourth-of-july-fireworks burn that I should be glad is just a burn and not a severed limb did not, as it turns out, instantly heal and regrow skin when I sprayed it on, though.
Almost, but not quite, as dissapointing as the woeful lack of flying cars around here.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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For PLF
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I had not actually been to that site, but I did read an article about it. I am way too meta to actually listen to music these days. Reading online articles about blogs that excerpt reviews of music is as close as I get.
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I am even more meta. I only read chat-board posts about on-line articles about blogs that excerpt reviews of music.
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07-14-2005, 06:33 PM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
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general observation
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Spray on bandages are odd, and I feel like I'm wearing some sort of futuristic healing device.
My drunken-fourth-of-july-fireworks burn that I should be glad is just a burn and not a severed limb did not, as it turns out, instantly heal and regrow skin when I sprayed it on, though.
Almost, but not quite, as dissapointing as the woeful lack of flying cars around here.
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Buck up little camper! At least you have:
It is the ice cream of the future. Now!
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07-14-2005, 06:36 PM
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#1287
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by Not Bob
From Gawker
For Penske:
No merci necessary, comrade. Or, in your lingo: pas de tout, mon ami.
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Is that outable?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Possible new avatars
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Is that outable?
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No. Fake moustache.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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general observation
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Almost, but not quite, as dissapointing as the woeful lack of flying cars around here.
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It's closer than you think!
It's called the AirScooter, and self-taught inventor Woody Norris says it goes on sale later this year.
Norris, 66, asked one of his test pilots to demonstrate the AirScooter for 60 Minutes on a hilltop outside San Diego, Calif. It can fly for two hours at 55 mph, and go up to 10,000 feet above sea level.
"Look how quickly it stops, hovers, sideways, sideways, straight down," Norris tells Simon.
Everything is controlled from the motorcycle-like handle bar. Push it forward and the two counter-rotating blades pivot forward. Push it back and it goes back. Norris says you won’t need a pilot’s license if you fly it under 400 feet in non-restricted air space. And he’s going to sell it for $50,000.
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delicious strawberry death!
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07-14-2005, 06:55 PM
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#1290
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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general observation
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It's closer than you think!
It's called the AirScooter, and self-taught inventor Woody Norris says it goes on sale later this year.
Norris, 66, asked one of his test pilots to demonstrate the AirScooter for 60 Minutes on a hilltop outside San Diego, Calif. It can fly for two hours at 55 mph, and go up to 10,000 feet above sea level.
"Look how quickly it stops, hovers, sideways, sideways, straight down," Norris tells Simon.
Everything is controlled from the motorcycle-like handle bar. Push it forward and the two counter-rotating blades pivot forward. Push it back and it goes back. Norris says you won’t need a pilot’s license if you fly it under 400 feet in non-restricted air space. And he’s going to sell it for $50,000.
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This may possibly be the coolest thing I've seen all day. Except for, of course, that ipod vibrator.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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