Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I use ravio orange for my primaries.

I used ravio blue for my socks.

RT--why don't I have RavioRed, RavioGreen, Ravio Purple, RavioYellow, RavioOchre, RavioPuce, RavioViolet, RavioFuschia, RavioPink, RavioLavender, Ravio . . .

[robustpuppy]

PLF called it. Alison paid for being so adorable. "We can't believe a female designer would be so careless with the female form." Total Alpha Bitches.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister and I vie for who is more terrified of snakes. I think that I should win since I actually had a near death experience involving a copperhead and my bare foot, but I will conceed that she was there during my most recent encounter with a snake (four or five foot black thing that hopped out of the grass that we had just been standing in) and her snake triggered teleportation powers are nearly as honed as mine are.

So of course, we've managed to con each other into seeing a movie that will scare the ever loving shit out of us.

To gear up for the movie we're going to the snake house at the zoo and then we'll head to the multiplex on Sunday. Of course, we're inviting all of our friends.

I don't know if anyone's left in Houston, but if you wanna watch us clinging on to each other for dear life, lemme know and I'll send you the eVite.

Bring someone along to shoot video for me?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rattle snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.

I suggest you avoid the Low Country and Texas, then. In addition to snakes, the water hazards frequently have gators.

I remember thr first tiime I played with my Dad in Hilton Head. I put a ball in the creek on the third fairway and as I started to dig for my ball retriever, Dad told me not to bother. He swung the cart by the creek, and sure enough, resting ina nice little hollow in the bank, there was a big-ass gator, just waiting for some dumb-ass yankee like me to come along for lunch.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
PLF called it.

how about her blog about the flash flood last Friday night? i was in Phoenix that night.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm pretty sure you do not know what vapid means, but I appreciate that you acknowledge the irony of your critiquing the label-name-dropping tendencies of others. As for the Pucci dress, you know not of what you speak. It is truly something to behold. If I could slim down a bit, I would consider wearing it.

You've seen the dress? Bitch.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It isn't what society dictates to you should be a complete life it is that the feeling of having been enriched by your mate and your kids is a good feeling. Those that shouldn't have kids? Then don't. It's not about pleasing society or pleasing my rigid views of what makes people happy. It is about ironically enough about trying to cut thru the vapid shit like pucci dresses and red hi cuts and getting to what is real.

At the end of the day do I give a fuck that she wants to die alone with cats? I'm very cranky right now. sorry dtb.

I'm beginning to seriously doubt you're a paralegal. In fact, I'm beginning to seriously doubt you have the language skills to work in the mail room. Housekeeping?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Mazel tov, Sebby!

And grunion = fish (not grunt + minion, as someone posited).

tm

I always thought they were apocryphal. I had an uncle who, anytime he was at our house and I was leaving for a date, would ask me if I was going to take her to the beach and watch the grunion running. He definitely wasn't talking about fish. Or minions. Although I would guess there would be some grunting involved.







I usually responded that we would rather go park down by the washed-out bridge on Walden Avenue and fuck.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
IL-MCLE....I think I am exempt.

Phew!

:guitar:

With all the bar stuff I do, I figure I'll die with the maximum 10-hour carryover.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have tried on some level to "get" you, as I do with most posters (unless they are obvious nuisance socks). So far what you have put out there is that you are a very looks-conscious, brand-conscious, materialistic, braggy (look at me! I'm smart!), over-compensating, large-racked, asian corporate paralegal (or is it "deal" paralegal, as opposed to those pesky rider-drafter practice areas) who is prone to calling people "ugly" or "divorced" or "single", which you seem to believe are forms of insults. And that you don't like female attorneys much.

Have I missed some indicator of substance along the way? Because I'd be happy to re-evaluate if I'm giving you a raw deal.

Racist fuck.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My little miss fritos feet, who hadn't been mine for 2 years, passed on last month, two days before her 13th birthday. I was informed after the fact, even though she had been sick for a few days.

(This is not the puppy in the basket, although she isn't in my custody anymore either.)

I'm sorry. :cry:

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

(2) My wife concedes that it's blue in that photo, but maintains that when you see the wall in person, it's purple. Needless to say, I disagree. If anyone wants to take a field trip to the pediatrician's office to case the tiebreaker, please PM me.

Are you serving wine?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
With all the bar stuff I do, I figure I'll die with the maximum 10-hour carryover.

Actaully, I am in the same boat, I was just worried some how it would be a conflictual or additional requirement above and beyond my WA. As it stands, at the end of the day, it looks like if I am in compliance with/fulfillment of WA's reqs, I am cool with IL.

Righteous.

[Penske_Account]

Has anyone heard anything from either of ppnyc or TM?

I'm worried.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are you serving wine?

I am now, but I expect to finish that bottle long before the return to the pediatrician's office.

If I wasn't drinking before the Yankees' touchdown in the top of the seventh, I sure was then. The Sox need new cornerbacks. Their prevent defense sucks.