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robustpuppy · 07-11-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Check your own damn PMs. You probably drive an H2.

That is so fucking uncalled for and actually made me cry. If you recall, that is, if you were paying attention, I had a little anti-H2 rant a couple of months back, and forgive me for sounding like paigow, but that means that you weren't the first one on the anti ridiculously overpriced and oversized mcmansion poseur H2 soapbox, you ... aunt.

And at least I have real PMs and don't make people think, uh, no, on second thought, I don't want to communicate with her.

How many Advil is it safe to take at one time, you think?

bilmore · 07-11-2003, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
WTF is craiglist?

Well, THAT certainly got your antennae up, didn't it.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
actually made me cry.

Like that's going to stop me.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
you aunt.

I cannot believe you would call me such a thing.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How many Advil is it safe to take at one time, you think?

Take the whole bottle.

robustpuppy · 07-11-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, THAT certainly got your antennae up, didn't it.

Is antennae a new nickname for nipples?

07-11-2003, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why are you always picking on me? I have always thought that you were pretty funny and a pretty cool poster, which only makes your constant attacks on me sting all the more. I have never done anything to you, except for when I occasionally lash out at your attacks because I am hurt and confused. Yet, your attacks continue relentlessly. What do I need to do to get you to stand down? Can someone else who is friends with Greedy, Greedy, Greedy help me negotiate a truce or something? The personal insults are uncalled for and are really beginning to get me down.

Don't worry about greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy. He probably used to be Third Career or something. Anyway, I am having the same problem with Purse Junkie, who is so clearly on the rag today with her uncalled for attacks and her clear overreaction to my campaign to improve the quality of this board. Whatever it is, I am sure it isn't you, so please don't be sad. Sometimes posters can get a little oversensitive, (especially when it is that time of the month, you know). Maybe somebody parked their hummer in greedy3ed space? Or maybe he thinks your signature line speaks directly to his (which is a rather boring and longwinded sig line). In any event, he is not living in reality, for there will be no mud wrestling between myself and ole Purse Tits. I wouldnt be able to get around those Dees in order to pin her. Plus she is small and probably kind of scrambly. Picture Dolly Parton in a mudwrestilng ring. Tit mousse.

leagleaze · 07-11-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It seems people on this board become quite sour at the end of the week lately.

Lately?

robustpuppy · 07-11-2003, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In any event, he is not living in reality, for there will be no mud wrestling between myself and ole Purse Tits. I wouldnt be able to get around those Dees in order to pin her. Plus she is small and probably kind of scrambly. Picture Dolly Parton in a mudwrestilng ring. Tit mousse.

I was going to say that you wouldn't mud wrestle with PJ because her they're real and they're spectacular DDs would make your own TRATS C's look small.

But that would have been petty and misogynistic and so I refrained.

leagleaze · 07-11-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
retrocrush

Scroll down to see the sleazy 60's bookcovers...Gang Girl and Killer Dyke. NTTAWWT

And bad superhero costumes.

superhero costumes

Killer Dyke? ROFL FUCKING MAO

I know some killer dykes. They don't look anything like that. And I think Satan has to be a lesbian. Uhauls are clearly the devil's tool.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-11-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why are you always picking on me? I have always thought that you were pretty funny and a pretty cool poster, which only makes your constant attacks on me sting all the more. I have never done anything to you, except for when I occasionally lash out at your attacks because I am hurt and confused. Yet, your attacks continue relentlessly. What do I need to do to get you to stand down? Can someone else who is friends with Greedy, Greedy, Greedy help me negotiate a truce or something? The personal insults are uncalled for and are really beginning to get me down.

It all started with your suggestion that we pick someone and start a flame war in order to get accepted on the board. I picked you.

Then, after a while, it started to become fun. As a matter of fact, it became a lot of fun. I started dreaming about picking on you at night, and making up new insults in the elevator on my way to the office. Now it's hard to stop.

But don't worry, you're still prettier than they are. And I'll try to find a 12 step program.

bilmore · 07-11-2003, 04:17 PM

"TRATS"?

ABBAKiss · 07-11-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is antennae a new nickname for nipples?

I was about to post something along these lines but you beat me to it. I've noticed that you often post things I would post, and you apparently have nice TITS!!!!! Therefore, I declare that robustpuppy is my new best friend.

07-11-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was going to say that you wouldn't mud wrestle with PJ because her they're real and they're spectacular DDs would make your own TRATS C's look small.

But that would have been petty and misogynistic and so I refrained.

Not to worry bc I would have had absolutely no clue as to what you were talking about.

ABBAKiss · 07-11-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
"TRATS"?

So, did that get YOUR attenna up?

bilmore · 07-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
ROFL FUCKING MAO

There is simply no way to interpret this collection without ending in the words "fucking my ass off", or, worse, Fucking Mao", both of which are just confusing to me, but, as that's my usual state, I suppose I should just accept it . . .

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In any event, he is not living in reality, for there will be no mud wrestling between myself and ole Purse Tits. I wouldnt be able to get around those Dees in order to pin her. Plus she is small and probably kind of scrambly. Picture Dolly Parton in a mudwrestilng ring. Tit mousse.

At first, between the idea of no mud wrestling and being nice to PLF, I was starting to think I'd have nothing to think about in the elevator any more. But then you gave me those wonderful Dolly Partonesque images. Now I'll have to be careful about not being that dorky guy with a smirk on his face in the back of the elevator. Thank you.

But PLF is prettier than you.