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leagleaze · 07-11-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I liked "Matador of Shame." The link to the other lesbian pulp website had better ones, though. My faves included "Dyke Monger," "Fruit Town," "Art Colony Perverts," "Bitter Wench," "Roll Call in Sodom," "Swing Low Sweet Lesbian" (?), "When Lesbians Strike," and, of course, "Mavis." Who can resist a lesbian named Mavis?

All time best is "L Stands for Lez."

Yes, you are right this one is better. And reading the introduction:

"WHY "STRANGE SISTERS" ?

There are lots of reasons. First off, that phrase, that title captures the spirit of the 50's and 60's lesbian paperbacks I collect. It's easy to imagine the words being spoken in hushed tones, one eyebrow raised, under late-night streetlights..."

Made me remember the fact that people still seem to feel the need to whisper the word lesbian. What's with that? You know, that so and so, do you think she's a lesbian ?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-11-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by fufu
... house floozy??

No no. Like I said, it's Hate Fuck. For example, if Thurgreed were to sleep with PJ, it would be a hate fuck.

robustpuppy · 07-11-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Then please prove me wrong, my [so boring I thought you were a guy for several months] friend.

not7yS

Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work. My boss loves those stories.

So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association. You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-11-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no. Like I said, it's Hate Fuck. For example, if Thurgreed were to sleep with PJ, it would be a hate fuck.

But wouldn't any such event involving Thurgreed be a HF? Why does PJ's involvement make it any different?

By the way, PLF is prettier than Thurgreed.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-11-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no. Like I said, it's Hate Fuck. For example, if Thurgreed were to sleep with PJ, it would be a hate fuck.

And maybe when I was done with her, she wouldn't be such a prissy pain in the ass.

TM

purse junkie · 07-11-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And maybe when I was done with her, she wouldn't be such a prissy pain in the ass.

TM

Hon, that only makes you sound *more* impotent. It's like a comb-over. But if makes you feel better, carry on.

bilmore · 07-11-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Hon, that only makes you sound *more* impotent. It's like a comb-over. But if makes you feel better, carry on.

It's starting to sound a lot like Fri-day . . .

leagleaze · 07-11-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And maybe when I was done with her, she wouldn't be such a prissy pain in the ass.

TM

Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.

That always works

ltl/fb · 07-11-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.

That always works

Maybe he was thinking that she would realize just how bad a pain in the ass is . . .

Penske_Account · 07-11-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work.

Wow, that's like a table of contents of the best of Slave's posts from the last decade, except for the "how I like to titfuck" topic. He has very small breasts that are woefully inadequate for titfucking, although TM once mentioned something about his use of waterballoons.

Who knew?!?! NTTAWWT!

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since the days of multo.

Who???

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-11-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.

That always works

Isn't it great when women use the word "cock"?

Norm MacDonald said he went on the Dennis Miller Show just so he could say "cock" on TV. And he did. Repeatedly.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-11-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no. Like I said, it's Hate Fuck. For example, if Thurgreed were to sleep with PJ, it would be a hate fuck.

Is a Hate Fuck that you fuck someone because you hate them so much you are strangely attracted to them? Or is it you hate them so much that fucking them would be a method of conveying your hate?

Because I have engaged in the former (and it was actually very good), but I don't think the latter (unless it was a HF from the other person's point of view and I didn't catch on).

ltl/fb · 07-11-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't it great when women use the word "cock"?

Why are men so into this?

SlaveNoMore · 07-11-2003, 05:49 PM

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robustpuppy
Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about....[yawn]....So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

Really? And yet coming from you, all that stuff sounds boring. You truly have a Gift.

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As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association.

Only bitter because I associate this Board with fun, yet I often have to wallow through your buzzkill posts to read something amusing.

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You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

Perhaps.

And when and if you finally do post something compelling, let us all know.

not7yS

Penske_Account · 07-11-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.

That always works

Damn straight! Nuthin like puttin the assfuckin' pimphand smackdown to keep yo hoe in her place.

At least that's what the priest told me on my wedding night.