Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 87

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-15-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's what happens when you feed a stray camel. They just keep coming back for more.

You give a guy 2-3 blowjobs per day, he's going to call very very often...

blueballs · 12-15-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Seriously, after I cum, I want the guy off of me. I am willing to wait it out another 5 minutes for him to get off, but if it takes longer than that, I say something to him.

After the other guy had the decency to give you a reach-around this attitude of ingratitude is just plain rude. Keep it up and you and London will be trolling the bottom of the same barrel.

12-15-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its your acting. If you give a subtle, yet convincing performance, you may sneak one by the judges, but its harder than you think. Just because the guy doesn't accuse you of faking doesn't mean he doesn't know. He may just be too tired to bother opening the can of worms or simply doesn't give a shit.

I've called uncle a bunch of times and just said to my partner "Hey, I am not going to be able to come." I never thought of how women might take such a statement? Do they take it the same way men take it? It really wasn't an indictment of the women I was having sex with, but the result of a night of too much drink, too little sleep, a nagging shoulder injury, bad case of gas making me nervous, etc...

I just had a brilliant idea- the solution to the blow job camel problem is to tell him that I haven't come (even if I have- and I think he can tell but I think he wants the adulation -"yes master, your hard cock shook me to my very core") and then so long as I dont come, I dont have to do four or five bjs Thanks Sebby, I owe you.

notcasesensitive · 12-15-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I disagree here. I think the vote hindsight or not, was probably accurate. Here's why.

[analysis of potential votes]

I sorta agree with paigow on this one. Maybe she would have won over Jon, maybe not. Seems like both T and Ryan were wildcards. Lill was likely right that being an outcast might have hurt her in either scenario.

I really disliked Lill during the show (what little I saw of it, that is), but I respected her decision not to let the big asshole into contention for the money. Even though it might have cost her the money.

They did briefly address the thrown out fish thing on the reunion show. Christa said basically that she knew Sandra was dong a CYA move, and Christa didn't have any hard feelings about it.

I thought Sandra was pretty accurate in her description of how she played the game - diversion to other people coupled with a willingness to go along with voting stategies cooked up by others. Pretty smart (and lucky that Jon was so distasteful as a final contender to Lill). I'm glad she won.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-15-2003, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
I am pretty sure that they don't know. I am really good at the moaning and then I do a kegel or two to cinch the deal.

They know. For the same reason they let you win every argument, they're not going to accuse you of faking it. There's just no point.

I don't know why guys are so touchy about chicks not coming. Sometimes it just doesn't happen. That said, if she NEVER comes, you got a fucking problem on your hands.

Not Me · 12-15-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
[foul lyrics]

WTF? Is that song about bukake?

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-15-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just had a brilliant idea- the solution to the blow job camel problem is to tell him that I haven't come (even if I have- and I think he can tell but I think he wants the adulation -"yes master, your hard cock shook me to my very core") and then so long as I dont come, I dont have to do four or five bjs Thanks Sebby, I owe you.

Paigs, I hate to give you the foul truth you'd rather not acknowledge, but a guy who loves hummers way more tha he loves fucking will only get worse with age. Cut your losses - you're dating a geriatric.

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-15-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That said, if she NEVER comes, you got a fucking problem on your hands.

So to speak.

robustpuppy · 12-15-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, its fantastic. I love hummus and have eaten every variety imaginable, but the extra garlic is still my favorite. The Cristal of hummus (unless you can find homemade from a real middle eastern person, which is always outstanding).

Sebby, you kill me.

Not Me · 12-15-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They know.

But how can they tell if I moan, kegel, and then make a kind of jerking movement down there a few times?

BTW - the reason that I don't cum every time is because it takes some work on my part. It is not all the guy. And I just am too lazy sometimes.

Not Me · 12-15-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigs, I hate to give you the foul truth you'd rather not acknowledge, but a guy who loves hummers way more tha he loves fucking will only get worse with age. Cut your losses - you're dating a geriatric.

Agreed. Two years into a relationship like that and you will be needing surgery for TMJ.

evenodds · 12-15-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
I am pretty sure that they don't know. I am really good at the moaning and then I do a kegel or two to cinch the deal.

Definitely a guy.

Why bother?

robustpuppy · 12-15-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
But how can they tell if I moan, kegel, and then make a kind of jerking movement down there a few times?

BTW - the reason that I don't cum every time is because it takes some work on my part. It is not all the guy. And I just am too lazy sometimes.

I think that other poster is right, you and London might be made for each other. His resume notes that he has a demonstrated "ability to close 'difficult deals.'"

(Okay, so I spent more than 10 seconds looking at his websites. I'm weak. Fascination of the abomination and all that.)

leagleaze · 12-15-2003, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Definitely a guy.

Why bother?

I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

bilmore · 12-15-2003, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Welp, unfortunately, when you are a woman, that does happen that you are waiting for it to end.

"Welp"?