Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
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Totally outable, but I just love dwarfs. if I ever break down and watch some porn, my first will definitely be dwarf porn.

I swear you just made me wonder two things about this show:

Firstly, does anybody know who is producing this show, because I swear Howard Stern should be owed some money.

Nextly, for anyone who is familiar with the previews where they show some of the little women, I swear one of them is the porn star "Bridget the Midget". I don't know her real name, but she's been a guest on Stern's show and I've seen her in this show about groupies on VH-1. Can anyone confirm if this is so, because if not, she's a dead ringer.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

ETA her nose does look like a mini horse's head, until you look at it for too long, and then it starts to look like a mini penis head.

I was debating between horse and penis, and decided it was more horse than penis, but you are right. It sort of morphs while you are looking at it. ugh.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was debating between horse and penis, and decided it was more horse than penis, but you are right. It sort of morphs while you are looking at it. ugh.

eww. ewww. ewwwww. ewwwww.

I thought she was kind of cute. Until now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was debating between horse and penis, and decided it was more horse than penis, but you are right. It sort of morphs while you are looking at it. ugh.

Did someone fuck with that picture to make the weird lines on the nose? Because it just looks . . . wrong. Other than the nose, she's cute. And having a gf with a nose that looks like a penis could be a good thing from the "I feel like experimenting tonight" perspective.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This may be the least erotic bit of prose I have ever read on these boards. Quite a feat. Well done.

What is most sad about it is that it posted it in the middle of the night. How pathetic is that?

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by barely_legal

She's the love child of Kelly Ripa and Owen Wilson.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
She's the love child of Kelly Ripa and Owen Wilson.

Perhaps you could put one of those Picasso noses on to help out a little.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This may be the least erotic bit of prose I have ever read on these boards. Quite a feat. Well done.

Thanks oh so much for reposting it just to make sure that everyone could see it. To me, that was way beyond non-erotic and was actually nauseating. And my mom apparently found me eating a stick of butter once when I was a toddler, so it's not some kind of aversion to butter or fat.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
Are you that someone?

I think it's "Are you that somebody*?

Common error, baby girl.

TM

* Tell me you're that somebody.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks oh so much for reposting it just to make sure that everyone could see it. To me, that was way beyond non-erotic and was actually nauseating.

I had the same reaction. It was gross.
And yet a post about a guy having sex with his dead luvaaaah for years gets no comment?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think it's "Are you that somebody*?

Common error, baby girl.

TM

* Tell me you're that somebody.

You are too easy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had the same reaction. It was gross.
And yet a post about a guy having sex with his dead luvaaaah for years gets no comment?

Aside from the smell, that's just a kink. I mean, women are generally soft and squishy anyway, so the decomposition would be less obvious.

[andViolins]

http://www.parasitepals.com/

aV

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I want my own dwarf...do you think I can import one from a foreign country and have him/her work as a domestic? Maybe there is some sort of au pair service for dwarfs instead of hot Swedish chicks who steal husbands?
Sunny (just curious) bunny

Sunny, you just outed yourself. I had this very conversation with a female lawyer two summers ago. She wanted to import dwarves to cater a huge party she wanted to throw to celebrate her acquisition of new body art. Do you have your, um, nether regions peirced?

I would DIE DIE DIE if you were the same person. I hearted you, if you are she.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clearly you have never watched Autopsy on HBO. One of the stories involved a man's love affair with this girlfriend who had died of tuberculosis. Highlights included death mask, large volume purchases of cologne, some sort of tube thing to "assist" in relations.

Actually I have seen that show, and in particular, that guy. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't sanctioned by the government. He should have moved to France. Viva la difference!