A frolic in Cambodia - Page 87

NotFromHere · 11-09-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, he just gave her oral sex.

www.todayinchildsex.com

Imre's daughter said she saw the boy do "disgusting" things with her mother, police said. The girl said she often saw the boy lying on top of her mother, "humping" her, according to police.

Police said the boy initially denied doing anything sexual with Imre because he was worried about getting her in trouble. But later they said he admitted having sexual intercourse with her.

I may be wrong again (thanks aV, now I know too much), but this doesn't sound like the oral sex.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
is this a work appropriate site?

Uh, try the mirror site: www.omnichildsexnews.com

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 11-09-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
They sound ADORABLE!!!!

But in the grand scheme, don't you think grown-ups need the small pleasures more than kids with indulgent parents?

Eta: isn't "old spinster" a tautology?

Kids are the small pleasures. (No, not like that, Spooky!).

And you're right, I'll fix the old spinster line above.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Imre's daughter said she saw the boy do "disgusting" things with her mother, police said. The girl said she often saw the boy lying on top of her mother, "humping" her, according to police.

Police said the boy initially denied doing anything sexual with Imre because he was worried about getting her in trouble. But later they said he admitted having sexual intercourse with her.

I may be wrong again (thanks aV, now I know too much), but this doesn't sound like the oral sex.

You're right. Damn fact checkers at www.todayinchildsex.com suck.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-09-2004, 03:20 PM

I also like the swishy sound that some sliding doors make.

baltassoc · 11-09-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In a similar vein, I love ... throwing out a bunch of old junk, and dropping off old not-quite-junk at goodwill.

I've got a room in my basement you'd just love. Come over any time.

I'll even buy you a pack of smokes and let you borrow my Zippo (an unusual one in brass with a nice patina) when you're done.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-09-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I also like the swishy sound that some sliding doors make.

I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.

Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.

NotFromHere · 11-09-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.

Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.

You'd get more joy out of it if you'd put a big chrome button on your butt that people could smack when they want the door open.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You'd get more joy out of it if you'd put a big chrome button on your butt that people could smack when they want the door open.

I think you're mistaken. I bet that would actually take away from the pleasure he gets when someone smacks him on the ass when they expect him to do something.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-09-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.

Reason 273 why women need pockets.

Fugee · 11-09-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Speaking of which, anyone else squicked out and horrified by this story?

That outcreeps Mary Kay LeTourneau by a long way.

robustpuppy · 11-09-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Reason 273 why women need pockets.

I don't need a pocket. When I'm in the building, I keep my dorky badge clipped to my waist (it's often hidden by a sweater or jacket), and raise my right hip ever so slightly and brush it against the sensors at the doors and in the elevators.

ltl/fb · 11-09-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Reason 273 why women need pockets.

You can do it with the card in your purse.

Or pinned to your shirt by your breast.

Or like r "beating me to the punch" p says, by grinding your pelvis against the sensors.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-09-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Reason 273 why women need pockets.

Oh, and I receive IMMENSE pleasure from any situation in which my hiking headlamp can be used. I don't even own a flashlight. Sometimes, if I can't see that well when I'm grilling something, I will put the headlamp on. It emits bright white light, similar to a car with xenon headlights.

robustpuppy · 11-09-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You can do it with the card in your purse.

Or pinned to your shirt by your breast.

Or like r "beating me to the punch" p says, by grinding your pelvis against the sensors.

We all know you wear yours around your neck, on one of those beaded chains that matches the one clipped to your glasses.