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06-16-2005, 01:58 PM
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#1291
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Not Ironic in the Classic Rhetorical Sense
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm trying to visualize this. It's surprisingly tough, so give me a minute here.
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Is it the scraggly clothes or the Jack Daniels that's giving you trouble?
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06-16-2005, 02:00 PM
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#1292
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I thought it was all about the clitoris. Shit -- I've been doing it wrong?
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Not ALL. But, despite our differences, somehow I doubt you've been doing it wrong.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 02:02 PM
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#1293
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Mr./Ms. Crabby
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A Chesapeake crabman found a half-male, half-female crab.
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I guess this officially makes nfh the new crab of the board.
TM
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06-16-2005, 02:02 PM
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#1294
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also had a terrible tooth grinding issue in my past. They think thats part of it (wore off a bit of enamel) And I have impacted wisdom teeth that haven't been taken out, which they say aren't a huge deal, but could be causing some of the pain.
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Take it to the greedydentalproblems board.
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06-16-2005, 02:02 PM
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#1295
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I thought it was all about the clitoris. Shit -- I've been doing it wrong?
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Probably. But then I'm not entirely sure that I get the blowjob thing right. Obviously, the only solution is practice, practice, practice.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 02:02 PM
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#1296
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That shit's as advertised. Even Yao Ming's got nothing downstairs.
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Did you suck his dick or something?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-16-2005, 02:03 PM
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#1297
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I thought it was all about the clitoris. Shit -- I've been doing it wrong?
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Ratio matters there, too, as can be proved by a quick perusal of the Adult Board.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 02:04 PM
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#1298
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not ALL. But, despite our differences, somehow I doubt you've been doing it wrong.
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Is it the scraggly clothes or the Jack Daniel's that makes you think this?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-16-2005, 02:04 PM
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#1299
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Did you suck his dick or something?
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He couldn't. He had a toothache.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 02:05 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Obviously, the only solution is practice, practice, practice.
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06-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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#1301
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Father's Day Gift
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
man spa
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I'd be more happy with a nice card.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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#1302
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Is it the scraggly clothes or the Jack Daniel's that makes you think this?
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It's a delicately balanced combo of both of those things.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 02:08 PM
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#1303
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not ALL. But, despite our differences, somehow I doubt you've been doing it wrong.
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Awww. You're sweet.
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06-16-2005, 02:08 PM
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#1304
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Did you suck his dick or something?
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He walked right into that one. You'd think he would have caught the initial implication in my post, wouldn't you?
TM
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06-16-2005, 02:09 PM
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#1305
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Awww. You're sweet.
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It's not nice to respond with sarcasm to a perfectly good compliment. You should talk to Hank about this.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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