The Spanky Show

[Spanky]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I'd like to respond to this, but I really don't know what you're saying. Care to rephrase?

Phillip is a classy guy. Old School Aristocracy. I am pretty sure he is from Greece. He had affairs but was discreet enough about them so they never embarrased his wife. And he would never say something like I wish I were a tampon.

Charles on the other hand is complete dork. The guy has no class.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. What I meant was that when you write "most women won't write their names over bogus phone numbers" or "most women will talk on their cell phone at least once in an evening" you are opening yourself up to ZINGERS. So what I really meant is that most men on these boards would not tee 'em up like that. It's endearing that you do.

At least not anymore. Why, I remember the times when Flinty would post here with such honesty and tenderness that it moved some FBetties to want to hold him in their arms and stroke his fur. The merciless teasing he received from others left him defensive, angry and bitter (hence the gun so prominent in his avatar).

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Spanky
Less and I are always talking strategery.

Oy. You poor misguided boy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
At least not anymore. Why, I remember the times when Flinty would post here with such honesty and tenderness that it moved some FBetties to want to hold him in their arms and stroke his fur. The merciless teasing he received from others left him defensive, angry and bitter (hence the gun so prominent in his avatar).

Really? That was the reason? I thought it was my 20 inch tongue.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You wound me.

I didn't realize that you considered youself one who unleashes Zingers.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's possible she would prefer not to go to a Serbian restaurant. Maybe she likes you enough that she was overlooking the slight cheesiness (this is not intended as a put-down, I think it's kind of a cute offer) of the come-on. In fact, wouldn't it be better if she took you to a Serbian place? Show her your world. Don't try to replicate hers.

Fuck the Serbian restaurant. Take her for drinks and have two reservations to good places near the bar you're at.

If she's all about the food and the lack of authentic rostilj on the menu is a dealbreaker, the date wasn't going anywhere anyway.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
I didn't realize that you considered youself one who unleashes Zingers.

Now I am really going to cry. It's not nice to make the pregnant lady cry!!



(Not really. I am actually laughing out loud.)

[Spanky]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Truer words were never spoken.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/416992.stm

(list of Prince Philip's more classy moments)

Acutally some of those were pretty funny. Especially the one about Scots not being sober enough to take a driving test. At least he has a sense of humour.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Spanky
I didn't realize that you considered youself one who unleashes Zingers.

[Tweet!]

5 yard penalty, Spanky. Clean contact, but the woman is pregnant, for God's sake. Let's show some restraint, shall we?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Spanky
Phillip is a classy guy. Old School Aristocracy. I am pretty sure he is from Greece. He had affairs but was discreet enough about them so they never embarrased his wife. And he would never say something like I wish I were a tampon.

Charles on the other hand is complete dork. The guy has no class.

Yeah, see, I was confused because I'm more familiar with gwnc's Prince Philip, the one who's kind of a bone head. It almost made me hesitate to use the avatar, but I was struck by the similarity of our positions.

Philip did indeed hold titles in Greece and Denmark, but had to relinquish them to marry Elizabeth. Other interesting fact, that explains so much about the subsequent generation: both Philip and Elizabeth are great, great grandchilden of Queen Victoria.

[ETA: I found all this out looking for the avatar; I'm not a big royalty buff. But I did know about some of the gaffs]

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
At least he has a sense of humour.

Yes. that alone makes him super-classy.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck the Serbian restaurant. Take her for drinks and have two reservations to good places near the bar you're at.

If she's all about the food and the lack of authentic rostilj on the menu is a dealbreaker, the date wasn't going anywhere anyway.

That advice reminds me of the advice John Cusack was getting out side the Slush and Serve in the movie Say Anything.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now I am really going to cry. It's not nice to make the pregnant lady cry!!



(Not really. I am actually laughing out loud.)

Good God. I'd rather read Watchtower bible quotes than see any more of this. How the mighty have fallen.

Originally posted by Spanky
Phillip is a classy guy. Old School Aristocracy. I am pretty sure he is from Greece. He had affairs but was discreet enough about them so they never embarrased his wife. And he would never say something like I wish I were a tampon.

Charles on the other hand is complete dork. The guy has no class.

Yes, but is he Red Suit Classy?

I think Charles is classier. They are both cheating scumbags who were born to the right bank account and/or social circles, but at least Chuckie went for older women he could talk to, not some hot young thing young enough to be his daughter. RP, you still think Spanky is adorable? Don't fall for the Aw Shucks bullshit, the guy is a player.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Spanky
That advice reminds me of the advice John Cusack was getting out side the Slush and Serve in the movie Say Anything.

Funny. I've always envisioned SD looking kind of like Jeremy Piven. NTTAWWT.