A sad, constant bid for attention

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

I hope your kids take after your wife. I can't imagine the teasing they get if they look like you.

I hear that a lot.

My kids actually look like they were adopted. From the same attractive Northern European parents. Odd.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, but you do. Or you look like a textual blue logo with some starry/bubbly/firecrackery stuff near it.

I hope your kids take after your wife. I can't imagine the teasing they get if they look like you.

Am I Stifler or GOB?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I look like my avatar, except when I'm shifting shapes.

Actually as translated in my head, it's more like the helmet thingy that knights in Olde Englande or wherever used to wear.

Because you are my hero.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I, too, read "just" as "recently." I figured the well-endowed young bf had done a few lines over the weekend.

I have mixed feelings on this one. I tend to agree with Sebby and B n B that coke sex is hardly the best sex. That said, I'm also with Pony, in that I'd like some coke. Or some sex. Or some coke sex.

Now 'shroom sex...

'shroom sex is just scary.

But I'd always like some coke, notwithstanding the inevitable merely okay sex.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Correct. Always add the silent verb.

Sunny is prettier than I [am].

I also hate the use of the word myself.

WRONG: She and myself went to Plato's.

RIGHT: [She and] I went to Plato's, tried the pool, the mat room, then the private room.

I had a boyfriend who used to say "my own self"...

as in, "I've got to get me some coke, my own self. And then my own self, I'll have to bang bn'b. It's inevitable."

Sadly, it is an affectation I managed to claim as my own, my own self.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Am I Stifler or GOB?

You are the guy who is/was on Law & Order SVU. If that is not that guy. I think it is.

My image sometimes updates after an avatar has been changed a while.

Wanker looks like a picasso painting (or knockoff, or whatever). Hank just looks like his omnipresent face.

Patentpara and Tax Hottie are both Hello Kitty.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just so everyone knows, I think all of you look like your avatars. Even when I actually know what you look like IRL, when I read the post, I think of each of you as the applicable avatar. Except maybe RT, but only because it's very hard to think of someone as an orange Texas with a radiation symbol. And I still think of NFH as the Danica picture, and Pony as the Star Wars picture.

Well. I *am* furry.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Well. I *am* furry.

I did not need to know that.

ETA paisley is still a ladybug. I'm sure that will update in my head at some point.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Correct. Always add the silent verb.

Sunny is prettier than I [am].

I also hate the use of the word myself.

WRONG: She and myself went to Plato's.

RIGHT: [She and] I went to Plato's, tried the pool, the mat room, then the private room.

Yes!!! Does the incorrect use of myself seem to have proliferated lately?

I blame reality TV.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Well. I *am* furry.

Are you "Hirsute Pursuit" on myspace?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=63730211

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes!!! Does the incorrect use of myself seem to have proliferated lately?

I blame reality TV.

I hate it on so many levels (much like "Man Getting Hit in Crotch by Football"). Not only do I hate it because it's wrong, I hate it because in most cases, the speaker thinks it is making him sound more intelligent, or learned (oh, Pepe.... it's learned).

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It was a good book, but none of the characters' situations shed light on Owens, at least from what I remember.
...
I don't know -- I'm not clear why I find this so sad.

It's the anti-death bias of this country. The judeochristians and capitalists of the country have turned you against suicide. They want you working and paying the Church it's vig for as long as possible.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OMG I love love love red x's!!!!!

Is that better than whites and H?

[notcasesensitive]

(if we were). I also liked Getting Stoned With Savages quite a bit. It was a book about living the expat life in Fiji and the Vanuatus. I think the author was J. Maartin Troost or something like that. Explores cannibalism history a bit in the islands and shares anecdotes about what it is like to be a foreigner trying to fit in in those cultures.

Spoiler: He doesn't get eaten.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

I blame reality TV.

it is better blamed on athletes.