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07-11-2003, 06:09 PM
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#13036
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them.
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You're on a roll today....but don't be angry about that dewy-eyed young paralegal who managed to escape your office after you had him on the floor, half hog-tied, with the bondage ball almost in place. There'll be a next time.
Either that, or a restraining order. So to speak.
CDF (they say "mental patient," I say "lovably eccentric") |
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07-11-2003, 06:09 PM
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#13037
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hot damn! That was gooood.
But shouldn't that plant her firmly on my side? I'm increasing the lesbian population one fuck at a time.
TM
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It was wasn't it?
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done? Never mind, of course you haven't. Silly me. |
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07-11-2003, 06:09 PM
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#13038
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
... all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.
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I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.
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Boogers!
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07-11-2003, 06:10 PM
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#13039
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.
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I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.
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07-11-2003, 06:11 PM
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#13040
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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We can rebuild her, make her better than before
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Slave ... can do anything to ... my tits. I love anal threeways. I've ...banged ... many guys ...on the lawtalkers board. I think ...my sex toy collection contains ...the ...very compelling ...multo.
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A new, more interesting robustpuppy.
Ollie (so that's what happened to Multo) Ramone
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-11-2003, 06:14 PM
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#13041
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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General observation
this is a good day on the FB.
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07-11-2003, 06:15 PM
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#13042
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Eeyore
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Only bitter because I associate this Board with fun, yet I often have to wallow through your buzzkill posts to read something amusing.
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That was clever how you used the ultimate buzzkill style post (the point by point refutation so popular on the politics board) to complain about how I'm no fun. |
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07-11-2003, 06:18 PM
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#13043
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by leagleaze
It was wasn't it?
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done?
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Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.
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07-11-2003, 06:20 PM
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#13044
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.
(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part.
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That's alright. Slave's TITS are bigger than yours.
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07-11-2003, 06:23 PM
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#13045
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're on fire. I'm not going to even respond because you should pull a Costanza and just leave on top.
TM
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I was right to be suspicious of your sudden, odd niceness. It's a ruse to get rid of me! Gotta leave soon anyway, don't worry. |
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07-11-2003, 06:25 PM
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#13046
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Exclusively for FBers
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
It was wasn't it?
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done?
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These girls are GREAT. All you have to be is JUST a little better than terrible and you're the best she's ever had!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-11-2003, 06:26 PM
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#13047
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Exclusively for FBers
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.
TM
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I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.
Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care). |
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07-11-2003, 06:28 PM
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#13048
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Exclusively for FBers
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.
TM
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It's the "poison dick" syndrome. |
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07-11-2003, 06:28 PM
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#13049
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Exclusively for FBers
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.
Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).
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In order to get a new running joke, either the guy or the woman has to be certifiably unbalanced.
Someone come over here and fuck me. |
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07-11-2003, 06:29 PM
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#13050
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.
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I know this proves Slave's point, but what do I care? Identify the error. |
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