Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!! I'll never get this.

Sure you will. Everyone on this board has eventually gotten it. And I'm not talking about the clap.

CDF (hats off to...ummm, make that hats on for Slave)

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't get your knickers in a twist. It's chaste posting nostalgia.

There are a couple anon posts about MFMs on the old board though.

Damn. Here I was hoping to hear about Coltrane and CdF dueling.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Damn. Here I was hoping to hear about Coltrane and CdF dueling.

You'd have to ask them. Sounds like a nice bedtime story though.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


I recently said to a girl: "You have a deceptively large rack" at a bar, and she didn't slap me.

I think she was confounded, trying to figure out whether you were saying her large TITS really don't look that big or her apparently large TITS actually are kind of small.

Classy establishment, apparently.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

Me too...although I don't remember who the third was. Does it even matter?

Ah, mammaries.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Me too...although I don't remember who the third was. Does it even matter?

Ah, mammaries.

That settles it, Coltrane's on my to-do list. He made such an impression on CdF that CdF can't remember the woman!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What made you feel the need for 20 tickets? Put them on the hook.

Once I started buying them, I just couldn't stop. Who needs 4 in the Terrace?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think she was confounded, trying to figure out whether you were saying her large TITS really don't look that big or her apparently large TITS actually are kind of small.

Classy establishment, apparently.

She got it. We discussed. Medium-sized TITS looked much bigger up-close, for some reason. Like I said, they were deceptive (I was just being honest). Not an un-classy joint. More like a place-where-hot-chicks-just-graduated-from-college-bar, NTTAWWT. At 28, that probably makes me a dirty old man, NTTAWWT.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Do Chicago (or Fringey, as the case may be) proud Coltrane... Like I said earlier, God knows, you're our only hope.

Anything involving Wonk and K-Y and I think I'd end up singing "Dust in the Wind" at his memorial...:angel:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Anything involving Wonk and K-Y

Way to ruin the mood. Are you and Bilmore in cahoots?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That settles it, Coltrane's on my to-do list. He made such an impression on CdF that CdF can't remember the woman!

:td:

I was looking for a "fucking" icon/avatar/smilie, but had to settle with "td".

Woo hoo!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
:td:

I was looking for a "fucking" icon/avatar/smilie, but had to settle with "td".

Woo hoo!

See immediately above.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Way to ruin the mood. Are you and Bilmore in cahoots?

Don't blame me. That mental picture is your own...

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Anything involving Wonk and K-Y and I think I'd end up singing "Dust in the Wind" at his memorial...:angel:

Don't you think "Heat of the Moment" would be more apropos?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
See immediately above.

Huh?

Are you saying I ruined the mood? Already? That's got to be some kind of record.

Well, not for me of course. But for the board.