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07-11-2003, 07:13 PM
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#13081
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Location: All American Burger
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Don't you think "Heat of the Moment" would be more apropos?
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For the warming K-Y, yes. I was also thinking "Slip Sliding Away..."
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07-11-2003, 07:15 PM
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#13082
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
If Less were ever so lucky to have his dream of having me realized...
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This could be a good FB game, kind of like those old fill-in-the-blank books. Finish the sentence above.
My entry: ...he'd be out a nickel bag and three packs of cigarettes.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And disclosing who you banged on the FB publicly is so 1999. THough it would do me a great service if Slave could post a list (which I am certain he keeps to compete with Less), with me at the very top of the Slave mountain. I am like the Sir Hillary Edmond or whoever of Mount Slave.
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They say the jet stream on top of Everest is fierce. That proves the aptness of your analogy.
Happy Friday, y'all.  |
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07-11-2003, 07:19 PM
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#13083
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That settles it, Coltrane's on my to-do list. He made such an impression on CdF that CdF can't remember the woman!
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Wait a minute, now. You were the woman - I remember that we specifically agreed on that.
Of course, there are no truth-in-advertising laws on the FB....
CDF (I have never had relations with that poster, Mr. Coltrane, even with a woman between us, NTTAWWT  ) |
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07-11-2003, 07:25 PM
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#13084
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Gory details of bizzare love triangle.
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Jeez, this shatters my illusion that everyone who posts here is still a virgin and lives with their parents in a converted "den". Including me. |
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07-11-2003, 07:33 PM
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#13085
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Gwinky, I think of you as the hot chick from the cold north, while Paigow really is just another Princess, and there are so many of those.
But let's find someone more interesting to pair you up with than TM, aye?
And so, on this Friday evening, I ask everyone to suggest a mate for Gwinky. Which member of the Lawtalkers community ought she do the deed with?
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Sorry, Gwinky, I tried, but everyone was more interested in ltl/fb and CdF. Maybe you were right. Oh, well.
In any event, my nominee for you would be one of those boys from the cold prairies, PLF or Bilmore (what do you prefer, hip-hop or self-righteous Republicans)?
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A wee dram a day!
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07-11-2003, 07:43 PM
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#13086
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sorry, Gwinky, I tried, but everyone was more interested in ltl/fb and CdF. Maybe you were right. Oh, well.
In any event, my nominee for you would be one of those boys from the cold prairies, PLF or Bilmore (what do you prefer, hip-hop or self-righteous Republicans)?
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I thought that gwinky was interested in me. She was even writing about me in her signature line. I always figured leagl would be my first chick experience, but since gwinky has that chick's rule, maybe I'll reconsider. |
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07-11-2003, 07:44 PM
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#13087
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sorry, Gwinky, I tried, but everyone was more interested in ltl/fb and CdF.
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I didn't forget. The whole Coltrane/fb/CdF menage just sort of fell together quick... Must have been the "...fuck me". Anyway, that will be pretty tough to top.
The way things are going today, it reminds me that a while back somebody here suggested a "hookup" service like this as a money-making opportunity for the site... Who was that?? Oh yeah, THIS GUY. A true visionary, and what visions they are...
Happy weekend all. |
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07-11-2003, 07:45 PM
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#13088
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought that gwinky was interested in me. She was even writing about me in her signature line. I always figured leagl would be my first chick experience, but since gwinky has that chick's rule, maybe I'll reconsider.
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Oh come on. Don't tell me I have to be the first experience for all the FB women who haven't slept with a woman before. I don't have that much energy.
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
And by the by, if you need a penpal you can write a prisoner!
http://writeaprisoner.com/ (Including Susan Smith) |
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07-11-2003, 07:51 PM
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#13089
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh come on. Don't tell me I have to be the first experience for all the FB women who haven't slept with a woman before. I don't have that much energy.
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
And by the by, if you need a penpal you can write a prisoner!
http://writeaprisoner.com/ (Including Susan Smith)
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Edited to delete stupid message and to say... what happens if we see someone we know?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-11-2003, 07:52 PM
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#13090
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sorry to pop your cherry, but we did that (the smoking gun) yesterday.
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Oh, I think I'll survive. |
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07-11-2003, 07:53 PM
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#13091
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
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Why does it have to be a lesbian?!
Couldn't it be a talented bi-sexual woman?!
Stop discriminating, Leagl.
Even(no I am not volunteering, but I think the Heat Miser is HOT)Odds |
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07-11-2003, 07:53 PM
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#13092
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh come on. Don't tell me I have to be the first experience for all the FB women who haven't slept with a woman before. I don't have that much energy.
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
And by the by, if you need a penpal you can write a prisoner!
http://writeaprisoner.com/ (Including Susan Smith)
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three words -- k-y, anal, strap-on
yeah, sounds kind of tiring |
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07-11-2003, 07:56 PM
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#13093
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Why does it have to be a lesbian?!
Couldn't it be a talented bi-sexual woman?!
Stop discriminating, Leagl.
Even(no I am not volunteering, but I think the Heat Miser is HOT)Odds
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whatever I touch
starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much
n(invented k-y warming)cs |
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07-11-2003, 07:58 PM
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#13094
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sorry, Gwinky, I tried, but everyone was more interested in ltl/fb and CdF. Maybe you were right. Oh, well.
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Hmmmm. Which one of us do you think is unbalanced?
Oh, and I selflessly nominate that wacky, sensitive guy CDF, he of the golden heart and giant penis, to be GWINKY's FB mate. Although she might not have me.
She always did have good taste... |
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07-11-2003, 08:01 PM
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#13095
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Why does it have to be a lesbian?!
Couldn't it be a talented bi-sexual woman?!
Stop discriminating, Leagl.
Even(no I am not volunteering, but I think the Heat Miser is HOT)Odds
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I stand corrected and apologize. Please, feel free to find a token bisexual.
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Heatmiser says:
three words -- k-y, anal, strap-on
yeah, sounds kind of tiring
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Sure does. Ugh. (Never mind honestly the whole anal thing...kinda squicks me out) |
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