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07-11-2003, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I stand corrected and apologize. Please, feel free to find a token bisexual.
Sure does. Ugh. (Never mind honestly the whole anal thing...kinda squicks me out)
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Which leads me to a question...if someone says "hey that squicks me out" to your face, is that a dead giveaway, or is it a more commonly used term than I know?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-11-2003, 08:15 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Attention Mortification Fetishists
The BBC's "The Office" has been released on DVD and is available through Amazon. (Shipments begin in October, apparently.)
If you don't get BBC America or have seen it in infinite reruns but have infinite patience for the most painfully funny thing ever to air on television anywhere, buy it. Be sure to use the Lawtalkers Amazon link so we get kickbacks.
"I've tried to create an atmosphere where I'm a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third." |
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07-11-2003, 08:33 PM
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#13098
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
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You called?  |
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07-11-2003, 08:58 PM
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#13099
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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If Less were so lucky to have me ...
he'd be engaged in a quite typical Friday night, been shot down at the bars again, act of self gratification.
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Boogers!
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07-12-2003, 12:29 AM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Fashion Question
Settle a vacation thong bet for me:
Was I wearing this thing the right way?
(Uh, on the right. Not the left.) |
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07-12-2003, 01:57 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Fashion Question
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Originally posted by bilmore
Settle a vacation thong bet for me:
Was I wearing this thing the right way?
(Uh, on the right. Not the left.)
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You Bennie Hillish looking Bastard! You promised not to post that! That's the last time I email you my vacay pics.
And of course you have to post the one before I waxed and had my pedicure.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2003, 05:47 AM
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#13102
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Guest
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Exclusively for FBers
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh come on. Don't tell me I have to be the first experience for all the FB women who haven't slept with a woman before.
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Leagl doesn't wanna have all the fun. She knows how to share. Good girl!
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't have that much energy.
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You're too modest.
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?
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Nah. I'm cozy in my closet.
Besides, TM hates newbies.
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07-12-2003, 06:23 AM
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#13103
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Exclusively for FBers
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Originally posted by idle acts
You called?
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Ooh. Another one. A lesbian threesome.
We can each work an 8-hour shift so that the FB always has a "token lesbian" present, day and night, to answer questions and make pussy jokes.
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07-12-2003, 10:45 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by idle acts
You called?
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Well hi!
Damn aren't y'all just crawling out of the woodwork now  |
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07-12-2003, 12:58 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.
(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part. But feel free to spread rumors if it will inject some life into the FB jokes. Or maybe everyone is fucking everyone and joking about it and I just am out of the loop. I suspect that may be the case).
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I haven't fucked any FBers yet, either, but if it will help the cause...
But you gotta wear the Chick's Rule panties.
edited to add that I should have anticipated the crowd beating me to the punch on the offer. But I really mean it. And I can get a note from my doctor.
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Send in the evil clowns.
Last edited by taxwonk; 07-12-2003 at 06:21 PM..
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07-12-2003, 01:09 PM
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#13106
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Exclusively for FBers
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In order to get a new running joke, either the guy or the woman has to be certifiably unbalanced.
Someone come over here and fuck me.
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Not even with Thurgreed's dick
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-12-2003, 01:12 PM
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#13107
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Jezebel's jugs, already.
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I have no idea where this phrase comes from, but it may have qualified you as my new man crush.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-12-2003, 04:04 PM
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the rankest
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: going back to....
Posts: 26
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Exclusively for FBers
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Well hi!
Damn aren't y'all just crawling out of the woodwork now
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If bi counts, make it a foursome! We've got daisychain potential ladies!
-bb |
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07-12-2003, 04:32 PM
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#13109
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Underpants Gnomes!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 302
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Quote:
Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
If bi counts, make it a foursome!
-bb
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We have a bridge party, ladies and gentlemen. |
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07-12-2003, 04:55 PM
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#13110
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Underpants Gnomes!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 302
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Well hi!
Damn aren't y'all just crawling out of the woodwork now
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Sounds like it's time for a poll . . . *
So how many folks are not straight on this board? I've always thought that the 10% figure touted by the LGBT community was an overestimate (wasn't it based on Kinsey's studies, which included a substantial number of prison inmates and sex offenders, such that the 10% figure was based on a sample that was not representative of the general population?).
* The choices would be straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, bicurious, and other. (Does the power to create polls rest solely with the admins? Or did I overlook a menu option somewhere?)
Last edited by pretermitted_child; 07-12-2003 at 05:07 PM..
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