Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I agree, quit bugging the old pedophile, he's brittle and if you break him, we won't have him to play with. Furthermore, if your schtick is going to be restricted to being just an ass or just a lesbian, both have been done before. I don't think we've had an ass that is a lesbian before so I guess you could fill that role. Alternatively, there is an often reprised role (newcomer who makes ass of self and leaves forever*) that many of us would not mind you filling.

Thanks for playing though.

See? The FB is full of helpful folks who take the time to 'splain things to the newbies.

I nominate this post for inclusion in the FAQ -- this post and any other post which warns the newbies not to bug the Regulars. Maybe we need a specialized FB FAQ that has a bunch of stock answers and advice on how to avoid becoming a target of a post like the one I'm quoting.

(Unless you've been lurking for an extended period of time (I lurked since 1999 before posting this past spring) a newbie may not be aware of the social dynamics of the FB, which is slightly different, to say the least, from the regional boards.)

[Adder]

Originally posted by pretermitted_child
advice on how to avoid becoming a target of a post like the one I'm quoting.

Now what would be the fun in that??

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
U R preaching to choir sweetie!

oh i see, you aren't really 13, you are just acting like you are. although i really shouldn't encourage you, your rotten behaviour and bad poetry has inspired me:

bi-berry is a naughty young girl,
her behaviour makes us all want to hurl.
however, i would be lying,
if i said i wouldn't satisfy her,
by giving her the spanking she desires.
because she's so annoying,
i want to see her crying,
as her bare bottom feels like it's on fire.

ms. naughty diplomat

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Adder
Now what would be the fun in that??

especially since we haven't even gotten the chance to start guessing whose sock bi-berry is yet.

my initial guess is justforfun.

ms. naughty diplomat

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Furthermore, if your schtick is going to be restricted to being just an ass or just a lesbian, both have been done before.

I'd already fired off the cease and desist when you posted this. Bi on notice that I will not tolerate the dilution of my look-and-feel.

I'm sure Gattigap is also checking his retainer account to see if his portfolio of Penske clients can afford the inevitable litigation clusterfuck.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I agree, quit bugging the old pedophile, he's brittle and if you break him, we won't have him to play with. Furthermore, if your schtick is going to be restricted to being just an ass or just a lesbian, both have been done before. I don't think we've had an ass that is a lesbian before so I guess you could fill that role. Alternatively, there is an often reprised role (newcomer who makes ass of self and leaves forever) that many of us would not mind you filling.

Thanks for playing though.

I disagree. I don't think we've had anyone whose schtick has just been being a lesbian. Granted, including lurking time, I only go back a couple years, but our token dike has been Leagl for sometime, and I have to say she is clearly not JUST a lesbian but so much more.

But welcome to the new bridge club, glad you're all here, and pull up a seat and suggest some contenders for that mud wrestling match. Welcome even to you, flame bait bi.

Though the mass appearance of the bridge club and this dicussion now points out a true gaping hole in our membership that hasn't been brought to the fore before (to my knowledge). Can we get some openly gay men here? Granted, there's quite a lot of talk about back doors and the like, but still I don't think any of the male members have indicated a clear preference for other members of similar genetic composition. Am I wrong?

It's always good to see more lurkers coming out. With a few exceptions, we were all lurkers once.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I disagree. I don't think we've had anyone whose schtick has just been being a lesbian. Granted, including lurking time, I only go back a couple years, but our token dike has been Leagl for sometime, and I have to say she is clearly not JUST a lesbian but so much more.

Why thank you, and thank goodness for that. How boring it would be otherwise.

Though the mass appearance of the bridge club and this dicussion now points out a true gaping hole in our membership that hasn't been brought to the fore before (to my knowledge). Can we get some openly gay men here? Granted, there's quite a lot of talk about back doors and the like, but still I don't think any of the male members have indicated a clear preference for other members of similar genetic composition. Am I wrong?

We have some gay men. They just don't talk about being gay much, they don't hide it either though.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'd already fired off the cease and desist when you posted this. Bi on notice that I will not tolerate the dilution of my look-and-feel.

wait, i am confused here, atticus. are you saying that ms. bi-berry is diluting your look and feel or that lookingformarket is? because i never would have guessed that you are a lesbian.

ms. naughty diplomat

[bi-berry bikini'd]

What is the FB considerately appropriately politically correct way for this silly rabbit to convey the 4-real sentiment that I was wrong (notwithstanding that a couple of you really raked my lil behind over the hotcoals)??????

I have to admit that I had lurked here for almost a month, not as much as some, but long enough to pick up the vibe, and thought I could jump in here and have some fun but I slipped up. I thought the hipper than thou crowd here would appreciate this funloving bi-loving DC/NY fashionista wannabe, but I put my jimmychoo clad foot, and possibly some other body parts, in my big fat mouth.

For what it’s worth, I think its was nervous energy. I saw that leagl was the reigning lesbian board queen and was at once feeling the need to make my presence felt but yet at the same time looking to impress her. Truth be told, the last woman whom I was seeing reminds of leagl’s board voice. And this was a girl that made me sweaty from across the room, twitching and stuttering, scared, like a school girl. I think I transferred this awkwardness to my debut here and this is catastrophic because my everyday personality is usually ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable.

So despite being a woman of these many talents, adored by guys and gals alike, I show up here as a goofy dork who starts lashing out at board oldtimers (albeit creepy ones like taxwonk).

So I guess I win the hostile lawtalkers chatboard geek of week award.

So, that leaves us with the ultimate bottom line question: How in high hades hell do I get this mutherflocking kitty-cat back in the sack? ?

[bi-berry bikini'd]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
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bi-berry is a naughty young girl,
her behaviour makes us all want to hurl.
however, i would be lying,
if i said i wouldn't satisfy her,
by giving her the spanking she desires.
because she's so annoying,
i want to see her crying,
as her bare bottom feels like it's on fire.

ms. naughty diplomat

Does submission to your intriguing form of "punishment" earn me my FB penance?

And r we talking your firm but tender hand or do you have other toys to pique my curiousity??

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
... because my everyday personality is usually ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable.

Apropos of nothing, I have decided that this will be my new catch-phrase. I can see it now: "Not Bob, what do you think of that expert witness we used at trial last week?" "Well, Fenwick, I found her to be ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable."

Carry on.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
For what it’s worth, I think its was nervous energy. I saw that leagl was the reigning lesbian board queen and was at once feeling the need to make my presence felt but yet at the same time looking to impress her. Truth be told, the last woman whom I was seeing reminds of leagl’s board voice. And this was a girl that made me sweaty from across the room, twitching and stuttering, scared, like a school girl. I think I transferred this awkwardness to my debut here and this is catastrophic because my everyday personality is usually ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable.

Doesn't take much to be the reigning lesbian board queen when it is the main characteristic that defines you, and you are pretty much the only one who has it so. Frankly, I'm kind of bland, so I am not sure what else would have stood out early on. Fortunately however it tends to be more of an underlying issue these days. It popped up more recently I think because of the Lawrence decision. It will recede again.

You don't need to impress me, though I appreciate the thought. Just be who you are and you'll fit in fine. Very few people manage to step into this board without getting flamed. Consider it a right of passage.

[bi-berry bikini'd]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Doesn't take much to be the reigning lesbian board queen when it is the main characteristic that defines you, and you are pretty much the only one who has it so..........It popped up more recently I think because of the Lawrence decision. It will recede again.

Stop teasing me with these wicked double entendres leagl! I told you I was vulnerable for your type and it won't take much to push me over the edge.

Very few people manage to step into this board without getting flamed. Consider it a right of passage.

Yes, the people who have PM'd me have told me the same thing and actually pointed out the posters whose flamethrowers will be most blazin. I'm ready, hit me with your best shot

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
I told you I was vulnerable for your type and it won't take much to push me over the edge.

What type would that be?

[bi-berry bikini'd]

Originally posted by leagleaze
What type would that be?

A cute and perky Patch gal. Down to earth yet not without a subtle sophistication. A candle light and fine wine romantic with a strap-on hidden under the bed. Oh MY! The thought makes me heady!:love: