Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 879

leagleaze · 07-14-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
I hate it when people simply create new rights.

Damn liberal bastards.

Oh and Less, take the two numbers and multiply.

SEC_Chick · 07-14-2003, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Quite a reaction for my three little words, but I'll bite and review your posts to try to discern the type of person you are:

Impressive, Lester.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-14-2003, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd

I have the same credo with my clients as well I do with my lovers, leave them satisfied and coming back for more! Boardroom....bedroom, its all the same to me.

-bb

Rock on! You crazy vixen, you!

S(Did you get this from david Lee Roth's autobiography?)D

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-14-2003, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
bi's hands be nimble

bi's hands be quick

bi's hands make you cum quicker than any man's dick!

Please stop. I have this idealized fantasy of bisexual professional women as hot and dripping with sexuality.

This post has now forced me to deal with the concept of bisexual professional women as potentially members of the marching band or possibly the a/v club.

S(this one time, at band camp...)D

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-14-2003, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd

Having stated my case, let me add that your hostility does not surprise me. You strike me as quick to judge and while my everyday personality is, as I’ve stated, usually ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable, I do realize that at times people I meet can find me to be a Burberry clad caution and I think I know why, my multifacetedness scares you all. Allow me to explain. While I date successful high-powered good-looking men and even at a young age am already a highly accomplished lawyer, the paragon of 'normal' and ‘respectable’ by those with closed minds, the girl next door who you would want to fetch your mail and water your fern while you are on vacation, I am also a bit of wild life living girl, indulging in kinky side, exploring guys and gals of my choosing, when I’m choosing and I think that for some people that is scary. Maybe you are on those people and find me a threat because my free natured existence makes you question your own sexuality and standard of normalcy. I am an agent provacatuer. So if that’s the case be afraid…..be very afraid.

Just kidding…don’t be afraid…..just let me be me!! Bi-berry!

Shame on whoever created this sock. It is the most egregious case of "phoning it in" in the history of sockery.

S(yet you'll notice I was dumb enough to reply to it twice anyway...)D

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Settle a vacation thong bet for me:

Was I wearing this thing the right way?

(Uh, on the right. Not the left.)

1. This image needs to be reposted as much as possible.

2. Why would you ever come across this?

3. That girl is way too hot for him -- I guess she digs the threads...er, thread.

4. That has to be the most painful wedgie in the history of the world.

5. Where do I get one of those?

TM

notcasesensitive · 07-14-2003, 10:52 AM

I made it through the voluminous writings on this board last weekend and I'm reminded of that one time, on infirmation, when a paralegal from NYC started posting 50 posts per day. And she replied to every single post tangentally related to her. And all the regulars hated her...

Less, good summary.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-14-2003, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

5. Where do I get one of those?

TM

You mean that's not you?

notcasesensitive · 07-14-2003, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You mean that's not you?

It looks to me like Norman from The Real World (season 1).

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
I'm going to ignore your attempts to bate me! Jerk!

This person is (i) a sock, (ii) an idiot, (iii) paigow or (iv) all of the above.

Thurgreed(burberry?)Marshall

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Sorry TM. But ROFLMAO.

If bi's hands are fast
can they learn to be slow
for fast isn't always the way you should go.

As always, Leagle, TUAOM.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But welcome to the new bridge club, glad you're all here, and pull up a seat and suggest some contenders for that mud wrestling match. Welcome even to you, flame bait bi.

Trying to build a reputation on flaming PLF does not qualify you for the welcoming committee.

TM

notcasesensitive · 07-14-2003, 11:10 AM

For all you Big Brother fans...

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from realityblurred --

Big Brother 4 house guest Scott Weintraub was removed from the house Saturday "after throwing a temper tantrum -- and furniture -- five days into the show's fourth season," USA TODAY reports. He "later apologized to his housemates and partly blamed his anger on a past outbreak of genital warts." CBS only confirmed he'd left, and no part of the incident has been shown on TV yet.

And here is the link to his bio -- http://www.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrot...tt/index.shtml

He looks pretty skanky. Is the the one that people were asking why his ex ever dated him or was that someone else?

purse junkie · 07-14-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Settle a vacation thong bet for me:

Was I wearing this thing the right way?

(Uh, on the right. Not the left.)

Darling, there *is* no right way to wear this. But I understand that neon is coming back, so perhaps you are merely cutting-edge, and I, a trend-impaired young fogey.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
So sorry dearie, I have lurked long enough to know what a sock is and I ain’t one. Just the real me. This may be outable but I’m bi-berry bikini’d for two simple reasons.

First, I am bisexual. And generally, I’m out, at least where the topic of my sexuality is relevant. And I’m comfortable with that. I am sexually attracted to both men and women. Thus, bi. Additionally, for your info, I am a Democrat-an ex-Clinton staffer, a lawyer, a member of NOW and a NYer. So that’s me, a Gotham dwelling Bi-Dem-Femme. No sock identities necessary!

Second, I am the Queen of Burberry. Two summers ago, I was the Queen of the Burberry bikini. Given the trends, I skipped that number last year, BUT got a gorgeous new pink nova Burberry bikini with the classic check trim this season. So on my bi-monthly outings to the Hamptons, I’m a burberry gal again. Hooray for me!

Having stated my case, let me add that your hostility does not surprise me. You strike me as quick to judge and while my everyday personality is, as I’ve stated, usually ultra-fabuloso-charming and adorable, I do realize that at times people I meet can find me to be a Burberry clad caution and I think I know why, my multifacetedness scares you all. Allow me to explain. While I date successful high-powered good-looking men and even at a young age am already a highly accomplished lawyer, the paragon of 'normal' and ‘respectable’ by those with closed minds, the girl next door who you would want to fetch your mail and water your fern while you are on vacation, I am also a bit of wild life living girl, indulging in kinky side, exploring guys and gals of my choosing, when I’m choosing and I think that for some people that is scary. Maybe you are on those people and find me a threat because my free natured existence makes you question your own sexuality and standard of normalcy. I am an agent provacatuer. So if that’s the case be afraid…..be very afraid.

Just kidding…don’t be afraid…..just let me be me!! Bi-berry!

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall[This is a paigow sock.]

Scratch that. Hello Penske.

TM