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10-28-2005, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I heard that Penske's sperm are a little sluggish these days. That they are living in the past and all that.
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If she can get him to donate in a bakery, this might change.
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10-28-2005, 12:38 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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The Onion responds to the White House's recent demands...
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10-28-2005, 12:47 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Friday Morning Spellchecker Discovery
I was sending an e-mail that had the webite nflshop.com in it and my spellchecker asked me if I wanted to replace "nflshop" with "fleshpot". I didn't even know that fleshpot was a word. Is it appropriate for my spellchecker to have that in there? Seems like an after-market add-on to me.
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10-28-2005, 12:48 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Apparently Man Had Gone There Before...
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-28-2005, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thinking is the act between a brain and the body. The higher level the brain the less need for the middleman.
Which reminds me, I am tryig to decid between mantrapping Penske, Sifter or Hank. Who should go with?
Actually, no trap needed. I am an independent woman. Just the sperm
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Tough choice. Depends on if you want to bear a demon hell spawn or a Republican child.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-28-2005, 01:25 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Attention NotBob
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-28-2005, 01:43 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which reminds me, I am tryig to decid between mantrapping Penske, Sifter or Hank. Who should go with?
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Just so we're clear... shifter isn't eligible for mantrapping (well, other than by me).
Last edited by dtb; 10-28-2005 at 02:04 PM..
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10-28-2005, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Dear Sebby
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10-28-2005, 02:00 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thinking is the act between a brain and the body. The higher level the brain the less need for the middleman.
Which reminds me, I am tryig to decid between mantrapping Penske, Sifter or Hank. Who should go with?
Actually, no trap needed. I am an independent woman. Just the sperm
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Good god. Is this what will happen to me when i get wrinkles and flab and the men stop looking at me?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-28-2005, 02:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Good god. Is this what will happen to me when i get wrinkles and flab and the men stop looking at me?
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Only if you actually want babies. If you don't want babies, no danger.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-28-2005, 02:21 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only if you actually want babies. If you don't want babies, no danger.
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i meant the frantically wanting babies at all costs, no matter how humiliating the process.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-28-2005, 02:26 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
i meant the frantically wanting babies at all costs, no matter how humiliating the process.
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Fuck you.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-28-2005, 02:27 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by dtb
Just so we're clear... shifter isn't eligible for mantrapping (well, other than by me).
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-28-2005, 02:34 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fuck you.
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Settle down. She was referring to Hank. I'm sure sunny would consider a sperm donation related conjugal visit from you to be not entirely unpleasant.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-28-2005, 02:35 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by dtb
Just so we're clear... shifter isn't eligible for mantrapping (well, other than by me).
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His HIV test results came back?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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