Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 88

Hank Chinaski · 12-15-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

Truman Capote's writing was very masculine, but he was femmie.

Not Me · 12-15-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

How the hell can a lezzie* tell who is a hetero woman or not? You people think everyone is gay (which is just your wishful thinking). And gay women are alot like men, hence the reason you always confuse hetero women posters as men.

*is this an un-PC term? If so, what is it that you like to be called nowadays?

BTW - you're just jealous of me.

NotFromHere · 12-15-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

Definitely. What woman would bother to get undressed just to fake it 2 out of 8 times? What's the point? Either try for the home run or don't bother.

Shape Shifter · 12-15-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

I always get busted with questions on pantyhose size. Are you sure there's not a medium?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-15-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

I fake having emotions all the time. We'd all be Spock* if we could.

*if Spock liked Vegas.

Honestly, we're all mostly dead on the inside.

Not Me · 12-15-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I always get busted with questions on pantyhose size. Are you sure there's not a medium?

Just depends on the brand. L'eggs (which I stopped wearing in the 9th grade) come in A-C and then I think there is a Q for the fatties. But many expensive brands come in S-M-L or even numerical sizes.

Anyhow, who the heck wears panty-hose? It is either thigh highs or garters (which you cannot wear under most clothes) or bare legs for me.

notcasesensitive · 12-15-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think that other poster is right, you and London might be made for each other. His resume notes that he has a demonstrated "ability to close 'difficult deals.'"

(Okay, so I spent more than 10 seconds looking at his websites. I'm weak. Fascination of the abomination and all that.)

Because of this post, I checked out his website (I never read the viagra article b/c I was skimming that day). What is with him saying he was interviewed for a "period piece" in some magazine? I've never heard period piece used in the context of the current period. I thought it related to specific historical periods. Weird. that.

The guy sounds like a tool. Did he admit somewhere to using viagra in the dating context or have you kind folks established that linkage indpendently?

leagleaze · 12-15-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
How the hell can a lezzie* tell who is a hetero woman or not? You people think everyone is gay (which is just your wishful thinking). And gay women are alot like men, hence the reason you always confuse hetero women posters as men.

*is this an un-PC term? If so, what is it that you like to be called nowadays?

BTW - you're just jealous of me.

I have no idea if someone is hetero or not. But after many years on the Internet, and many years of dealing with men pretending to be women on the Internet, I know what it looks like when a man is pretending to be a woman. And it looks pretty much just like you.

It has nothing to do with emotions or lack thereof. Mainly it is how they talk about sex. Men tend to use different words and phrases and it just comes across a bit differently. There's nothing particularly obvious about it, and if you don't see it a lot you might not even notice. And yes, most men get tripped up if you ask them what size their pantyhose are, but the men on this board probably wouldn't be.

ABBAKiss · 12-15-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Anyhow, who the heck wears panty-hose?

I certainly don't. I wear underpants-hose.

pretermitted_child · 12-15-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
*is this an un-PC term?

Well, it doesn't sound very dignified. And you're hurting your case more than helping it.

Replaced_Texan · 12-15-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I have no idea if someone is hetero or not. But after many years on the Internet, and many years of dealing with men pretending to be women on the Internet, I know what it looks like when a man is pretending to be a woman. And it looks pretty much just like you.

So you're saying that chris is back?

robustpuppy · 12-15-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The guy sounds like a tool. Did he admit somewhere to using viagra in the dating context or have you kind folks established that linkage indpendently?

From the NY Times article:

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CHRIS LONDON remembers the first time an impotence drug came to his emotional rescue. A 41-year-old lawyer and executive recruiter in Manhattan, Mr. London had been on a few dates with a lawyer who told him she couldn't judge a man without first having sex with him. The two made plans to meet after work, and Mr. London said he felt pretty certain about what was going to happen. He also felt not a little anxious.

"She was very wired — a Samantha on `Sex and the City'-type thing," he said. "She made it like it was this test — like passing the bar. I'm thinking to myself, I haven't had this sort of performance anxiety since I was 17."

Thanks to a doctor friend, Mr. London happened to have a tablet of Viagra on hand, and he darted into the bathroom and gulped the blue pill. It worked as billed, and later that evening, Mr. London said, he overheard his date giving his performance a rave in a phone call to a friend.

"In this city there's a lot of pressure to look good, to make money and to perform well," Mr. London said. "It's just one more added thing to give you more masculine, virile attributes and to have that insurance."

blueballs · 12-15-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
TMJ.

Is that the excuse your Ex used when she cut you off?!? Geez, you are pathetic.

purse junkie · 12-15-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Anyhow, who the heck wears panty-hose? It is either thigh highs or garters (which you cannot wear under most clothes) or bare legs for me.

Jesus, you *are* a man. Stop reading so much Penthouse Forum if you want us to think you're female.

leagleaze · 12-15-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So you're saying that chris is back?

I wasn't around when Chris was pretending to be a woman, so I didn't see how he typed. Is this Chris like?