imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is anyone else hoping that "America, Fuck Yeah" is nominated for Best Song as a "FCC, Fuck You" message from Hollywood?

If anything is going to be nominated from Team America, it's going to be "I'm so Ronery," but sadly, nothing from Team America is going to be nominated, at least in the song category, but realistically, no noms in any category for Matt & Trey.

Personally, I like "Only A Woman" -- the Alan Jackson-type Bruckheimer-movie-song-parody, that plays during the love scene between Gary and Lisa.

Watch for the unrated director's cut puppet love scene when Team America comes out on DVD. Not for the faint of heart.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Confidential to BRC:

he's alive

Alas, other were not so lucky.



"Tsunami Death Toll Rises To 36 Americans"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
If anything is going to be nominated from Team America, it's going to be "I'm so Ronery," but sadly, nothing from Team America is going to be nominated, at least in the song category, but realistically, no noms in any category for Matt & Trey.

Personally, I like "Only A Woman" -- the Alan Jackson-type Bruckheimer-movie-song-parody, that plays during the love scene between Gary and Lisa.

Watch for the unrated director's cut puppet love scene when Team America comes out on DVD. Not for the faint of heart.

OK, see, all this crap you just posted WAS. NOT. THE. POINT.

She was making a funny. You just blathered on about, like, actual stuff.

Jesus fucking christ.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching I love the 90s and there was this "then and now" bit that struck me. Baby Spice said that in 1998, Viagra was only used by old guys, but now, everyone uses it. Is that true? I know a couple of guys that have used it recreationally just to see, but they don't use it on a regular basis. Is it's use really that widespread? I thought it was still just for guys that couldn't get it up.

I've tried it; I didn't notice much difference -- but I had already taken a large number of substances with competing effects that night, so maybe it did its job.

Speaking of that memorable night, I was very surprised to learn recently that many men have trouble performing after putting a dent in an 8-ball. Not my experience at all. Anyone else?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Friend #1 has grown to loathe and detest the BigFirm job that has him/her working days, nights and weekends. Friend #2 is in charge of an incredibly tedious boring project at his/her inhouse job. Friend #1 apparently wants to quit his/her loathesome BigFirm job and sign on to do the tedious boring project for less than half the hourly rate that current outside counsel (not BigFirm) would charge for a super-junior associate.

I suspect that Friend #2 effectively becoming Friend #1's boss will result in the crashing and burning of the relationship. And that Friend #1 is suffering a psychotic break.

They want advice.

Thoughts?

I'd eat my own crap if I could work from home for $100/hour.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'd eat my own crap if I could work from home for $100/hour.

You sir, are hired.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You sir, are hired.

I wouldn't do it. I think he has a substance abuse problem.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Speaking of that memorable night, I was very surprised to learn recently that many men have trouble performing after putting a dent in an 8-ball. Not my experience at all. Anyone else?

I once "dated" a guy where this was the issue. Of course, he wasn't very good in that department anyway, so no loss.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Agreed. I have one piece of advice for you people. TURN THE TV OFF. GO OUTSIDE. Run, skip, jump, paddle, climb, kick, swim, skate, sled, paddle, hike, ski, bike, row, throw, catch, swing, shoot, surf, paddle, pedal, poodle, spelunk, belay, curl, volley, scrummage, paddle. Anything. Please.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ironweed
I wouldn't do it. I think he has a substance abuse problem.

Who cares? It's worth $100 worth of blow to watch him eat his crap for an hour (then he's fired).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'd eat my own crap if I could work from home for $100/hour.

How about $40/hr?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, see, all this crap you just posted WAS. NOT. THE. POINT.

She was making a funny. You just blathered on about, like, actual stuff.

Jesus fucking christ.

True, but then how else would I have been able to impress y'all with the fact that I have information about Oscar campaigns and lobbying efforts, as well as puppets peeing and pooping on each other?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
True, but then how else would I have been able to impress y'all with the fact that I have information about Oscar campaigns and lobbying efforts, as well as puppets peeing and pooping on each other?

Strike the $40/hr offer. If you aren't smart enough to figure out we aren't impressed, you aren't smart enough to make even minimum wage.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

"Canada is The Superpower of Curling. None of the 27 other curling nations, not even Scotland, where the sport originated, comes close to Canada's curling prowess. Three out of every four curlers who walk the Earth are Canadian."

Source: The Wall Street Journal

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
"Canada is The Superpower of Curling. None of the 27 other curling nations, not even Scotland, where the sport originated, comes close to Canada's curling prowess. Three out of every four curlers who walk the Earth are Canadian."

Source: The Wall Street Journal

Now that's something by which everyone can, and should, be impressed.

Nicely executed raise-takeout, Mlle. Gwinky. Salut!