Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Could it be "gobsmacked"? That word seems to be in vogue these days there. (I saw the episode, just a while ago, so I forget whether that was the word used)

Nope. Its like "jibin" or something (not "jivin") Not jibin but maybe something along those lines. This is gonna bug me. I hope I dont have to wait til Thursday when I see this episode AGAIN to get the answer.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is so obviously not my sock that I have just lost respect for you. Had you learned nothing from the Dumpy Rhodes incident?

Its surprising that TM et al get so fixated on you and I being the source of all socks, that they become hilarious fodder for the sockjinks of either Slave or JFF (or whatever he used to be called).

Penske

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by bi-berry bikini'd
Does submission to your intriguing form of "punishment" earn me my FB penance?

only if your behaviour improves afterwards, young lady.

And r we talking your firm but tender hand or do you have other toys to pique my curiousity??

i have a feeling that given your naughtiness level, my hands would simply be inadequate to properly "punish" you. so i'd think that i would have to go with toys. as to what toys might be used, the possibilities are endless and would largely be based upon what type of scene you are into. but i'm thinking that if you are going to keep acting like an ill behaved giddy schoolgirl that a ruler would be a good place to start. where we go from there and what toys would be involved will depend on whether more severe forms of "punishment" are needed or not.

ms. naughty diplomat

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
In a huge violation of TM rule 5555, I am skipping the whittling of this massive post (and I dont know whats more pathetic, that Less spent all this time writing it or that I spent all this time reading it). Anyway, I have never said "dearie" ever to my recollection. Maybe "dear" or "dearest" but not dearie.

Also, I would never make a sock of something I was once known for. Especially BB bikinies which are so 1999 (and this sock, if it were real, would know that). I say the signoffs say penske all the way., Thats a failproof way of iding a penske sock imo.

I thought Less' analysis was acurate and quite thorough. I was quite impressed. I'll be he drafts a mean memo.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have never liked plaid in any way shape or form - reminds me of Catholic school.

Catholic schoolgirl outfits are why boys like plaid.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Oh, and, DAMN. You can tell it's not Penske, though. He's metrosexual enough to know that, if you're going to wear that thing, you get a wax.

Indeed.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Although in the midst of several client crises, I do appreciate the 11 emails asking me if I'm the biberry sock.

It's pretty clear the biberry is NewYork Doll/Naughty Diplomat. The sucessive almost crazed serial posting, the I'm hot and adventourous schtick, and the sense as you are reading the post that it's pretty clearly a guy writing. "She" had stopped the serial posts once the name shifted and now apparently misses the old act. The reply a few posts ago is particularly touching once you realize its the same person.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan

A Home-Run Derby without Barry Bonds just doesn't seem right.

Sure it does. Barry is a first class ass. That's why they lost the World Series last year. Besides, as much as I hate him, Jason Giambi is a lot more fun to watch. He can really crush 'em.

[idle acts]

Recognizing in advance that many of the fashonistas have already shuffled off the mortal coil of law firm existence. . .

Has anyone else noticed that the summer associates this year have "interesting" notions about what constitutes business casual? I could give you a list of the ones in my office who have tattoos and navel piercings, and I have not (unfortunately) acquired this knowledge by violating the anti-fraternization policy.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by bridge of love
It's pretty clear the biberry is NewYork Doll/Naughty Diplomat. The sucessive almost crazed serial posting, the I'm hot and adventourous schtick, and the sense as you are reading the post that it's pretty clearly a guy writing. "She" had stopped the serial posts once the name shifted and now apparently misses the old act. The reply a few posts ago is particularly touching once you realize its the same person.

nope, wrong. i don't have any socks. unlike you who has several socks, who are all easily detected by virtue of being very very very inferior imitations of the sock king, penske. thus leading me to conclude that you are simply that much of an idiot in real life and are not acting like one on the board. although, i will admit that your bridge of love sock is not as moronic as your blue triangle sock.

get some original material loser.

ms. naughty diplomat

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
now post that hot green manthong pic again. I just wish I had the skillz to post Benny Hill's head on it and send it to Bilmore as a suggestion for an avatar.

You need to stop obsessing over me. It would never work out.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by idle acts
Recognizing in advance that many of the fashonistas have already shuffled off the mortal coil of law firm existence. . .

Has anyone else noticed that the summer associates this year have "interesting" notions about what constitutes business casual? I could give you a list of the ones in my office who have tattoos and navel piercings, and I have not (unfortunately) acquired this knowledge by violating the anti-fraternization policy.

Don't worry, they'll still get hired back. As secretaries or mailroom staff, not lawyers, but they'll get hired. And then serially reyed upon by the associates/partners with the innocent pickup line "do you have any other tattoos?"

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by idle acts
Recognizing in advance that many of the fashonistas have already shuffled off the mortal coil of law firm existence. . .

Has anyone else noticed that the summer associates this year have "interesting" notions about what constitutes business casual? I could give you a list of the ones in my office who have tattoos and navel piercings, and I have not (unfortunately) acquired this knowledge by violating the anti-fraternization policy.

I've just seen a lot of 20-something guys in golf shirts here. Thank god the season is wrapping up...

[str8outavannuys]

Von Dutch. Still in? For how much longer?

[NotFromHere]

OK, here it is...orgasmicwashing machine.

Click on the "have an orgasm" button and see if you're successful.
orgasmicwashingmachine
Remember, fast is good for washing machines.
Edited to add, there is audio which may or may not be appropriate for work. Or, close the door, turn up the sound and let them wonder...