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robustpuppy · 07-14-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I heard somewhere that the formula is more like: double whatever she tells you and add two.

TM

What if Coltrane goes first? If he tells me 15 and I reverse the equation I get 6 1/2.

And I really don't want to explain the 1/2.

07-14-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by idle acts
"you could put out an eye with one of those things.''

Ah, this reminds me of the time I was going down on this guy in college (back in the days before metrosexuals came out and shaved their balls). Being a classy lady, I was chewing gum and it got stuck in his pubes.

He is one of the guys I did. I should try and remember all of them or maybe just take a guess, like ten in my freshman year of college and go from there.

purse junkie · 07-14-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
I explained to my wife, shortly after we met, that I was, of course, virginal and innocent and untouched, and that I was saving myself for a meaningful experience with a woman whom I could love and respect.

(She laughed and laughed, but, damn!, it worked on her, too.)

This makes a guy sound like a liar, someone who could never get a date, or a nutjob Jesus freak.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-14-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What if Coltrane goes first? If he tells me 15 and I reverse the equation I get 6 1/2.

And I really don't want to explain the 1/2.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me that you slept with a midget.

Who hasn't?

(I won't make the obligatory "I was nuts over her" comment)

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
(Seeing as I am without flaw and above reproach, I'm sure you will all agree that I am categorically qualified to point out the icky things others do...)

Not true. Just the other day, you looked quite lovely, except for that sweater tied so purposefully around your neck. Transformed your look from elegant to piss poor.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-14-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ah, this reminds me of the time I was going down on this guy in college (back in the days before metrosexuals came out and shaved their balls). Being a classy lady, I was chewing gum and it got stuck in his pubes.

He is one of the guys I did. I should try and remember all of them or maybe just take a guess, like ten in my freshman year of college and go from there.

You were chewing gum while you were giving a blow job? Did you forget that you had gum in your mouth when you started to do it? That sounds like a world of trouble.

I'm just glad I have never been on the receiving end of gummilingus.

Atticus Grinch · 07-14-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I heard somewhere that the formula is more like: double whatever she tells you and add two.

I was advised of* a much simpler formula --- The Rule of Threes. Take whatever number a male tells you; divide by three. Take whatever number a female tells you; multiply by three. However, I think this rule was intended to apply to prudish and sexually repressed people between 15 and 23.

*"Advised of" in the sense that it was in one of the American Pie movies.

ABBAKiss · 07-14-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Honestly, it doesn't bother me that you slept with a midget.

Wait--robustpuppy fucked Bilmore?

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-14-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Never reveal the real number. Your bf/gf doesn't really want to know. It will come back to haunt you. The number is either higher or lower and can be used out of context in a future argument about nothing (e.g. well you're the ho who slept with 20 guys or how would you know, you've only been with 2 guys).

I know exactly how many people my wife has fucked and she knows exactly how many I've fucked.

She's fucked or hooked up with more than a handful my fraternity brothers whom I consider close friends and were at our wedding and I've fucked and hooked up with a lot of friends from her sorority (we went to a small school and our social circles were intertwined). I've often busted one of my friends' balls by saying "So is this before or after you were fucking my wife." Hell, I just had drinks with a close friend who married a chick I dated for years. You think it bothers him that she and I used to fuck? Hardly. I've spent the weekend with he and his wife at their shorehouse, having drinks with members of her family whom I've known since I dated her.

There are waaaaay too many things in life to get hung up about to sit around getting mad about who your SO slept with before you.

S(This one cat at my wedding nailed nearly all the bridesmaids and my wife in high school - Rather than be insecure around the guy, I fucking dig him - he's funny as hell... if I was a chick I'd probably fuck him)D

bilmore · 07-14-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
This makes a guy sound like a liar, someone who could never get a date, or a nutjob Jesus freak.

Gets the guy laid, too. No downside.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Still jealous, eh?

The OM is cute, but not that cute.

TM

notcasesensitive · 07-14-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You were chewing gum while you were giving a blow job? Did you forget that you had gum in your mouth when you started to do it? That sounds like a world of trouble.

I'm just glad I have never been on the receiving end of gummilingus.

I once heard a gross story of cherry-lifesaverilingus. If any of you are thinking of trying this trick at home, just remember less is more**.

** Note: the list of sexual experiences for which this rule holds true is quite short. It is the exception that proves the more is more rule.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-14-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You were chewing gum while you were giving a blow job? Did you forget that you had gum in your mouth when you started to do it? That sounds like a world of trouble.

I'm just glad I have never been on the receiving end of gummilingus.

I've had this happen to me. Except that the gum was, for some reason, put in my boxers...so I guess she was chewing pre-BJ and decided to dispose of it in my drawers...

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What if Coltrane goes first? If he tells me 15 and I reverse the equation I get 6 1/2.

And I really don't want to explain the 1/2.

Good point, except your hypo is so exaggerated that I can't get my mind around it.

But the 1/2 could be oral, except who counts oral? Do people really list out who they had sex with and add all the people they've given head to? I don't think so.

I've met some upper east side girls who have only had sex with one or two guys, but have blown a whole fleet of yuppies. They certainly don't count head.

TM

ltl/fb · 07-14-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've met some upper east side girls who have only had sex with one or two guys, but have blown a whole fleet of yuppies. They certainly don't count head.

TM

This just seems disingenuous (e.g. have blown 15 people but only had intercourse with 2 so therefore # is 2). Are they preferring oral because they like it better or because it's a way to keep the numbers down? I probably don't want to know.

Edited to say: Fraudulent accounting (massaging numbers), rape . . . people suck.