Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[blueballs]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I wasn't around when Chris was pretending to be a woman, so I didn't see how he typed. Is this Chris like?

No, this one is worse than chris.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I've been thinking about this very issue today. Not Me posts just the same way most of the guys pretending to be women post. I've run into a lot over the years, and they are all pretty much just like this. Guys just aren't very good at pretending to be women.

Aren't we all pretending to be something we're not here? I mean, I have it on good authority that bilmore is a teenager in Los Angeles, Kafka is Amish, Less is a Franciscan, sebby is a PD, and Atticus is so atheist that each of his kids have the middle name "Murray." But I don't care. All I ask is that I be allowed to suspend my disbelief. That's the real problem here -- quality control.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is with him saying he was interviewed for a "period piece" in some magazine?

I think I need to reread the article . . .

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by blueballs
No, this one is worse than chris.

Chris was the bisexual woman with big, beautiful breasts right?

I remember people talking about him that way, it always made me chuckle.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by leagleaze
And yes, most men get tripped up if you ask them what size their pantyhose are, but the men on this board probably wouldn't be.

that only works in an on-going chat room type conv. in a forum like this, with time to google you get an answer listing size options.

NYDoll I never had the sense was a guy, but lots of people did. Was it her style or sex talk, or something else?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have no idea if someone is hetero or not. But after many years on the Internet, and many years of dealing with men pretending to be women on the Internet, I know what it looks like when a man is pretending to be a woman. And it looks pretty much just like you.


It has nothing to do with emotions or lack thereof. Mainly it is how they talk about sex. Men tend to use different words and phrases and it just comes across a bit differently. There's nothing particularly obvious about it, and if you don't see it a lot you might not even notice. And yes, most men get tripped up if you ask them what size their pantyhose are, but the men on this board probably wouldn't be.

That was a "I know it when I see it" kind of explanation. You have said nothing. How specifically am I talking about sex that makes you think I am male?

[Not Temp Sock]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have no idea if someone is hetero or not. But after many years on the Internet, and many years of dealing with men pretending to be women on the Internet, I know what it looks like when a man is pretending to be a woman. And it looks pretty much just like you.


It has nothing to do with emotions or lack thereof. Mainly it is how they talk about sex. Men tend to use different words and phrases and it just comes across a bit differently. There's nothing particularly obvious about it, and if you don't see it a lot you might not even notice. And yes, most men get tripped up if you ask them what size their pantyhose are, but the men on this board probably wouldn't be.

Maybe you can sponsor a contest and we can guess who this poster really is. Or was. You know, just for the fun of it.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Chris was the bisexual woman with big, beautiful breasts right?

Bisexual women are a myth. Women are either hetero or homo, but some of the hetero women will do girl-on-girl to please a man. Doesn't make them bisexual, though.

And some homo women want a man in their life because they want children or they want someone to pay for them.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Me
That was a "I know it when I see it" kind of explanation. You have said nothing. How specifically am I talking about sex that makes you think I am male?

I think you are a 16 year old boy. Who can't get laid. And who thinks women actually wear garter belts and thigh highs. For some reason other than as foreplay.

I think you rush home from Millard Fillmore High to post here. I think it is your only social outlet. I think you've decided to try to come across as a sexy woman, as a way to get people to engage in sex talk. So that you can masturbate.

That you want to whack off to a bunch of shallow lawyers yapping about watches and reality TV is beyond sad.

I predict that you will someday become either a serial killer or a physically abused husband.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Celebrity Mole Mexico, starting Jan. 7, will "star:"

Stephen Baldwin
Corbin Bernsen
Dennis Rodman
Ananda Lewis
Mark Curry
Tracey Gold
Keshia Knight Pulliam
Angie Everhart

I'm not sure if my excitement can be contained.

It might be worth it to see how long it takes for Rodman to knock Baldwin out. But otherwise, ho hum.

They should go back to civilian Mole. And if they go back to civilian Mole, they should do it the way they did it on Mole 1, when the games were actually interesting and clever.

TM

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I always get busted with questions on pantyhose size. Are you sure there's not a medium?

Depends on the brand. But if you're looking for a nice pair of stiletto heels, I'm sure there's an easy way to convert shoe sizes so you get the right one.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Me
Bisexual women are a myth.

Alright, I can deal with all of the other offensive comments you've made, but this is the LAST STRAW. All men know that all women are bisexual and experiment with each other when they get together for slumber parties and have pillow fights in their bras and panties. Sometimes honey is involved. How can you be so ignorant?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Aren't we all pretending to be something we're not here?

I have never been anything less than completely forthcoming. Why would anyone lie?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Jesus, you *are* a man. Stop reading so much Penthouse Forum if you want us to think you're female.

You've got to be kidding me! You wear pantyhose? Ugh. Not only do they give you yeast infections, they are so grandma. Do you wear the kind with the control panel, too? Ewwww.

I agree if you have fat thighs, you cannot wear the thigh highs because the band digs in and gives you a roll on top of the hose and that garters can rarely be worn because they show through most dresses/skirts. So I am sure that fat girls wear panty hose. But pantyhose are ugly and uncomfortable.

[not_penske]

Originally posted by Not Me
That was a "I know it when I see it" kind of explanation. You have said nothing. How specifically am I talking about sex that makes you think I am male?

Its not your talk, its your stink, you smell like curry. Unlike me, but not_unlike Penske.