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Not Bob · 05-17-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Have you ketchupped enough yet to be embarassed for this small-minded remark?

No. Wonk means never having to say you're sorry, Ollie.

(yes, I know that you are Not Ollie, but I'm quoting again. Sorry.) (Ha!)

notcasesensitive · 05-17-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
No, I haven't seen it yet, but I already know who "won". Is the scuttlebutt from your friend that Charlie is still with the chosen one, or is he back together with his gf from before the show?

I've got it tivo'd but I'm not even sure I want to waste 1 1/2 hours fast forwarding through it. Is it worth it since I already know the ending?

Well, the finale was live last night, so they are still together as of now. We've heard throughout that he is crazy about her and that he hated the whole pretend to be interested in both thing that he had to do for the show. Which makes it all the more sucky that the producers made it his decision that he needed more time blah blah blah instead of just owning up that they wanted to drag it out even further this time. That's tv, I guess.

You know who won? Don't watch. Or just fast forward through the first 2 1/2 hours, slow down for the break-up then fast forward through the talking to the live studio audience (including break-up girl's family) about the break-up. Watch 30 seconds or so of the cheesey I Love You So Much ending. 10 minutes of Tivo viewing. Tops.

barely_legal · 05-17-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, the finale was live last night, so they are still together as of now. We've heard throughout that he is crazy about her and that he hated the whole pretend to be interested in both thing that he had to do for the show. Which makes it all the more sucky that the producers made it his decision that he needed more time blah blah blah instead of just owning up that they wanted to drag it out even further this time. That's tv, I guess.

You know who won? Don't watch. Or just fast forward through the first 2 1/2 hours, slow down for the break-up then fast forward through the talking to the live studio audience (including break-up girl's family) about the break-up. Watch 30 seconds or so of the cheesey I Love You So Much ending. 10 minutes of Tivo viewing. Tops.

Sweet! So, do you have my address so you can send me the Neti? I would also like you to include some uniodonized salt with that. 20 packets should be a good start.

ltl/fb · 05-17-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Or a bit or aorta or spinal column. I'm just saying...

I think chunks of brain scooped out with a large melon baller. The two round pale things on the grass below the head.

I want cake but all I have is a lousy banana.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-17-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think chunks of brain scooped out with a large melon baller. The two round pale things on the grass below the head.

I want cake but all I have is a lousy banana.

How about banana cream pie? Mmmmmm.

ltl/fb · 05-17-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
How about banana cream pie? Mmmmmm.

Make that chocolate mereignenenerteaerweaq (I can't spell that word) pie and I'm there.

But I prefer cake to pie.

NotFromHere · 05-17-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Make that chocolate mereignenenerteaerweaq (I can't spell that word) pie and I'm there.

But I prefer cake to pie.

For the record, I prefer whipped cream over beat eggs.

robustpuppy · 05-17-2005, 03:25 PM

dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html

Flinty_McFlint · 05-17-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
But I prefer cake to pie.

So I've heard. Oh wait, you said cake.

Shape Shifter · 05-17-2005, 03:56 PM

Let's all take a moment to welcome yet another Newber, abcdef. With a moniker like that, I'm confident that the overall post quality will increase significantly.

dtb · 05-17-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html

RP, I am shocked. This is a serious transgression; I will have to confer with the others, but I may have to ask for your badge, madam.

I heard about this abomination on the radio this morning while I was getting dressed, and nearly fell over while stepping into my pants. A dictionary sanctioning the INVENTION OF NEW WORDS?!? Why, it very nearly gave me the vapors (whatever that means).

In fact, when the broadcaster mentioned that "lingweenie" was a favored new word, I thought to myself (as a matter of fact, I think I even said it aloud -- though I was alone at the time...), "Huh -- well, that would be me, I guess."

Yes, I'm a lingweenie, and PROUD OF IT, dammit.

ltl/fb · 05-17-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html

Hey, maybe next year. But they seem to consider the etymology. I think we should claim that the "cock" part of "recockulous" is from cockamamie -- we need to start getting the story straight now.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-17-2005, 04:03 PM

Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.

dtb · 05-17-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, maybe next year. But they seem to consider the etymology. I think we should claim that the "cock" part of "recockulous" is from cockamamie -- we need to start getting the story straight now.

Sigh. I am powerless against recockulous.

robustpuppy · 05-17-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.

There must be young Star Wars nerds out there in need blow jobs. If not kicks in the head.