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[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's like a fist fight, but with nipples.

RP -- you and I may be in trouble with this one. GWNC is quite a scrapper in the whole fist fight thing. We may have to double team her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's like a fist fight, but with nipples.

Oh, well in that case, let's do it.

I was afraid there was twisting involved. I'm all for exploring the pleasure/pain connection, but I can't go for that.


(No-oh-oh, I can't go for that, can't go for that ... )

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's like a fist fight, but with nipples.

I don't see how that would work given the lack of underlying musclature (or however that is spelled). Perhaps a picture?

And I need a diagram or chart of who is whom's (whom is who's?) internet bf/gf. You may want to delegate or pass that on to someone else -- I don't think it's really your area, correct?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's like a fist fight, but with nipples.

This sounds like one of those "better in theory than execution" things, much like magic shell.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
From Savage Love:

Ahem: My six-year-old advice to "Help Me"—the woman who let a dog eat her out and was wondering "How'd that happen?"—pissed off all the dog-fuckers out there. To read what the dog-fuckers have on their minds, go to savagelove/dogfucking."

http://avclub.com/content/savagelove


I'm afraid to go there from work, but I'd be interested in hearing the input from the pissed off dog-fuckers. Can someone help me out?

I used to have a running joke with a few buddies about something dog fuckers refer to as "The Knot." A few of our gfs/fiancees used to discuss some magazine or website about weddings called "The Knot." They had no idea "The Knot" had two very different meanings.

Google "The Knot" and the word "wedding." Then Google "The Knot" and the word "dog."

Made for some great double entendres.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This sounds like one of those "better in theory than execution" things, much like magic shell.

I actually heard the term from a very quick-witted girl who was in town staying with a girlfriend of a friend. At the end of the night:

Coltrane: "So, is it time for you two to go home and have a pillow fight?"

QW Girl [without batting an eye]: "No, nipple fights [while shaking her breasticles back and forth]. With honey."

Coltrane: [speechless]

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn, if only I'd known it was that easy.

[Actually, I'm not sure on the rules on whether I get to have an internet girlfriend, or if I already have one, etc. C'est la vie.]

This gets tricky. One point of view is that Mr Man is not my internet boyfriend because we did not meet over the internet. One is that he is my internet boyfriend because after I introduced him to this place, he took on an internet persona here. The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

I believe the first option is correct, but reasonable minds may quibble. As you two met over the internet, I don't think option 1 is open to you. Thusly, RT is both your real life (if y'all are to be believed) and internet girlfriend.

If I knew latin, I'd throw some appropriate phrase in right here.

I assume parri passu is not appropriate. Damn.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone have any experience with supposed aphrodisiacs?

I bought this cookbook once for someone, and I think the photographs are gorgeous, but I've never tried any of the recipies. The food looked delicious and sensual and all that sort of stuff, but I have a feeling that if you're setting out deliberately to seduce someone, you're pretty much already riding a pretty erotic wave.

That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?

I own it. It was very popular amongst my friends in law school. I've actually eaten some of the recipes from it (never actually cooked anything myself) and they were very good. I thought the appeal was that most of the recipes have dead time built in (while you're marinating or something) during which you can have sex. Cooking and sex go together better than eating and sex.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I actually heard the term from a very quick-witted girl who was in town staying with a girlfriend of a friend. At the end of the night:

Coltrane: "So, is it time for you two to go home and have a pillow fight?"

QW Girl [without batting an eye]: "No, nipple fights [while shaking her breasticles back and forth]. With honey."

Coltrane: [speechless]

The girl knows her audience. Does she post here?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I own it. It was very popular amongst my friends in law school. I've actually eaten some of the recipes from it (never actually cooked anything myself) and they were very good. I thought the appeal was that most of the recipes have dead time built in (while you're marinating or something) during which you can have sex. Cooking and sex go together better than eating and sex.

2. Kitchen counters and tables.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The very definition of it. But I just love the show's message - that prostitution is just one big sorority party where all the girls are super into sex, always have rocking orgasms, and fool around with each other in their downtime, heh heh. It's so goddamned empowering!

I admit it, I'm fascinated by the show. But just to be clear, by fascinated, I do not mean aroused.

It needs some Dick to get you over the hump, eh?

Does soft-core do anything for any Woman here? I know you are not really sure of your opinions and all, but what is your instinct on this one? I'll get Spanky to let us know later what that means.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. Kitchen counters and tables.

Who is that very cute woman with the cooking show - she does a lot of Italian cuisine (if not exclusively Italian)? She is my TV girlfriend, although sometimes she seems a little bit stuck up.

ncs: is this soft-core enough for you?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

Or, ncs could be a gwnc sock because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have an internet girlfriend on the internet. I'm not sure where that leaves Mr. Man.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This gets tricky. One point of view is that Mr Man is not my internet boyfriend because we did not meet over the internet. One is that he is my internet boyfriend because after I introduced him to this place, he took on an internet persona here. The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

I believe the first option is correct, but reasonable minds may quibble. As you two met over the internet, I don't think option 1 is open to you. Thusly, RT is both your real life (if y'all are to be believed) and internet girlfriend.

If I knew latin, I'd throw some appropriate phrase in right here.

I assume parri passu is not appropriate. Damn.

I had a bet with someone once that it was number 3. Que sera sera.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who is that very cute woman with the cooking show - she does a lot of Italian cuisine (if not exclusively Italian)? She is my TV girlfriend, although sometimes she seems a little bit stuck up.

ncs: is this soft-core enough for you?

Nigella Lawson? (I don't know why I know this -- assuming this is the right person.)

ETA: TV girlfriend? That's an awesome concept. I can't think of one at the moment, but I will, dammit!