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09-05-2006, 08:52 PM
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#1321
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Pushy the Puppy....
That I'd eat till my was worn to a nub barely able to reach my lips.
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09-05-2006, 08:54 PM
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#1322
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you cut off her head and all the other offensive parts and grill her up, I'll eat her.
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The head's the best part.
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09-05-2006, 09:32 PM
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#1323
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It seems to me that Materazzi only does this shit because no one has beat his ass yet.
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Because soccer is a fag sport. Please, I have heard far worse in pee wee (11 and 12 year olds) travel hockey locker rooms.
For example, heard today: "Your mom got turned away from an ugly contest when they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'" |
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09-05-2006, 09:56 PM
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#1324
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because soccer is a fag sport.
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With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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09-05-2006, 10:11 PM
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#1325
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?
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depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.
Not a parent? does he have an accent and are you paying $2000 or more for her to be on the team? If the answer to either question is "no" you need to pull her off the team- that's likely a child molester right there.
Finally, and this is hearsay, if the Coach is darker skinned than, say, Dave Letterman, pull her off the team. Coltrane knows soccer and he feels that anyone who isn't lily white cheats in the way they play soccer. Don't know if that's true, but you want to trust the experts.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-05-2006, 10:15 PM
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#1326
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.
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Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-05-2006, 10:34 PM
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#1327
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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For Colbert fans
Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!
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09-05-2006, 10:46 PM
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#1328
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.
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if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.
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09-05-2006, 10:49 PM
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#1329
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.
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this is the one I had a kid with just prior to first wife's exit....
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 12:16 AM
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#1330
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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For Colbert fans
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!
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Why are we hating Acura TL?
And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.
And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.
And there was one other thing, but I forget. |
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09-06-2006, 09:40 AM
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#1331
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I said I understood why people don't want to eat dogs. I don't agree with it and I think other cultures shouldn't be looked down upon for eating them, but I get it. That said, I don't really give a shit about dogs I don't know personally. So, if I were in Korea and my host served me some dog, I would have no problem eating it.
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A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-06-2006, 09:52 AM
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#1332
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
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Ha ha! You're not at Dewey Ballatine, are you?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 09:52 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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For Colbert fans
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are we hating Acura TL?
And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.
And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.
And there was one other thing, but I forget.
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Are we on break?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 10:51 AM
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#1334
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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For Colbert fans
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
And there was one other thing, but I forget.
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you want more pie?
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09-06-2006, 11:01 AM
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#1335
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Another installation
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
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You wound me again. sigh Hank, why? |
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