Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 891

ABBAKiss · 07-14-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One, you can get ... diseased from one, but not the other.

You sure about that?

SlaveNoMore · 07-14-2003, 06:28 PM

Also whilst in Philly [with my MIA pal Primafacie], I reluctantly watched the MTV film "The Real Cancun". It is funny as balls.

Don't drop a 64oz Mega Big Gulp of Diet Coke on a cream-colored carpet.

not7yS

ltl/fb · 07-14-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Wow if having an orgasm is a requirement for it to be considered sex, my number just dropped significantly.

See? This explains why the numbers are so different. That, and the wackadoo rules some females use to filter out the majority of their sexual activity.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-14-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Don't drop a 64oz Mega Big Gulp of Diet Coke on a cream-colored carpet.

not7yS

Why not? Doesn't hilarity ensue?

SlaveNoMore · 07-14-2003, 06:30 PM

Whores.

The whole lot of you.

bilmore · 07-14-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Also whilst in Philly [with my MIA pal Primafacie], I reluctantly watched the MTV film "The Real Cancun". It is funny as balls.

Don't drop a 64oz Mega Big Gulp of Diet Coke on a cream-colored carpet.

not7yS

Do you ever get invited to the same place twice?

ThrashersFan · 07-14-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So here is how to figure who you were in your past life.

past life
I guess I was an Indian man.

Cool, I was an Auzzie chick.

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around the territory of modern North Australia approximately in 1675.
Your profession was leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.

SlaveNoMore · 07-14-2003, 06:32 PM

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bilmore
Do you ever get invited to the same place twice?

Not usually, no.

not7yS

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-14-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hmmmmm . . . maybe the differential in numbers between males and females is based on a rule that a person has had sex if another person intentionally induced orgasm through physical contact. So, if I give you a handjob you have had sex, but I have not (selfish bastard).

If men had to list every encounter during which another induced them to orgasm, we'd all have lists of sexual partners that would be enormous. Are you seriously insinuating that I should count all of my high school handjobs as sex? Do all the blow jobs I got from girls before they were willing to have actual intercourse count as sex? Well, hell, I wish I knew that. I would have stood up as soon as those girls were finished and said "Hey, you might as well fuck me - we've already had sex!"

I doubt anyone could even attempt to recall each of the people with whom they've had orgasms. In closing, I'll add this... I hardly consider it fair to assume to myself that I had sex with a girl because she stroekd my cock after a high school football game.

S(and what about those drunken hook ups where you actually have intercourse, but were too fucked up to cum? I guess that would be... not sex?)D

NotFromHere · 07-14-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Cool, I was an Auzzie chick.

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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. ( Not so now) You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange. (That's true of this life as well)
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. (So true) Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back. Aren't you the one who drives an old beater car in order to pay off your house?)

Wow, that is so you.

ltl/fb · 07-14-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not usually, no.

not7yS

So you fucked DS at 19?

Atticus Grinch · 07-14-2003, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So here is how to figure who you were in your past life.
past life

I was a female surgeon/herbalist in New Guinea in 925. My mother will be so proud that she finally has a doctor in the family.

Of course, she may have some hard-to-answer questions about why I couldn't get off my ass and get born again in the intervening 1050 years.

A(a thousand years of doing nothing! there really is a heaven after all!)G

ltl/fb · 07-14-2003, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If men had to list every encounter during which another induced them to orgasm, we'd all have lists of sexual partners that would be enormous. Are you seriously insinuating that I should count all of my high school handjobs as sex? Do all the blow jobs I got from girls before they were willing to have actual intercourse count as sex? Well, hell, I wish I knew that. I would have stood up as soon as those girls were finished and said "Hey, you might as well fuck me - we've already had sex!"

I doubt anyone could even attempt to recall each of the people with whom they've had orgasms. In closing, I'll add this... I hardly consider it fair to assume to myself that I had sex with a girl because she stroekd my cock after a high school football game.

S(and what about those drunken hook ups where you actually have intercourse, but were too fucked up to cum? I guess that would be... not sex?)D

This explains why the whole country is going to hell in a handbasket.

evenodds · 07-14-2003, 06:36 PM

You were female in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere around the territory of modern New Guinea approximately in 1725.

Your profession was dancer, singer, actor.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to study, to practice and to use wisdom, enclosed in psychological sciences, and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in present life.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-14-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hmmmmm . . . maybe the differential in numbers between males and females is based on a rule that a person has had sex if another person intentionally induced orgasm through physical contact. So, if I give you a handjob you have had sex, but I have not (selfish bastard).

Stop hitting on me. I will give you no money for your crack habit.

TM