Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
...Why not just say "better than average, but not amazing" ...

I thought journeyman referred to a guy who had played for a bunch of teams without ever really being associated with one of them for very long, even if he was pretty good. That used to be pretty uncommon; now it seems to happen all the time that the big names move around a lot and being a journeyman's not that remarkable anymore.

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
are you guys Spank Myasski and Whack Mypantski?

Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So have you all heard that Jenn is pregnant? Paigow must be proud of her man-trapping skilz.

Really makes you wonder why JLo didn't come up with this one. Oh right, she uses the "lowered standards" method. Big fish, small dick.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I guess she's not going to be celebrating the Pill's birthday.

My heart goes out to
Barren, would-be mantrappers
They best make big bucks

[Flinty_McFlint]

You should all pray that I don't get a hold of this before you do.

Smell sniper. Safe for work.

Originally posted by Not Bob
A ghost in a chapeau? Please.

Bears an odd resemblance to Nigel Barker. Perhaps its the bedroom eyes?

Originally posted by mmm3587
I thought journeyman referred to a guy who had played for a bunch of teams without ever really being associated with one of them for very long, even if he was pretty good. That used to be pretty uncommon; now it seems to happen all the time that the big names move around a lot and being a journeyman's not that remarkable anymore.

GODammmmmmmmmmmmmmmit (hi coltrane!!!) You fucked up my sexfecta.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You should all pray that I don't get a hold of this before you do.

Smell sniper. Safe for work.

Macy's better pray one of it's overzealous make-up counter bitches doesn't spray off one of those perfume bombs in my direction. I don't consider myself overly litigious, but that would set me off.

In other news, I have this little ditty in my head, so I thought I'd share:

This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us)
Too much of us is dangerous

Oh oh oh oh!

We're not candy (oohhoh)
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When you're sick we come in handy
But we're not candy


[Wasn't this strategy more effective than the whole Just Say No thing anyway?]

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
every time I see fringey's name, I think of this girl:

Her hair is a different color.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oooh! Oooh! I know that one (hi dtb!!!). Its because if you havent had the gay sex in five years, it means you probably aren't a gay, but were just drunk. Gayness is hereditary. Crazy drunken one time anal sex is not.

There is not enough booze on the planet. That said, I'd catch a game for a mil, and pitch for $100K.

I can forget anything.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I thought journeyman referred to a guy who had played for a bunch of teams without ever really being associated with one of them for very long, even if he was pretty good. That used to be pretty uncommon; now it seems to happen all the time that the big names move around a lot and being a journeyman's not that remarkable anymore.

I always thought the title implied that they were solid, but easily replaced. Thus, always roped into multiplayer deals.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, every time I see lo-berry's name, I inexplicably think of this guy:



I blame my immaturity.

Speaking of the gay campaign against children, why aren't the Jesus Freaks picketing Count Chocula & Co. A pink Frankenfruit and flagrantly limpwristed powder blue Aging-Queen Ghost? That cereal sounds like a witches brew... you get the gayness and the diabetes.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Speaking of the gay campaign against children, why aren't the Jesus Freaks picketing Count Chocula & Co. A pink Frankenfruit and flagrantly limpwristed powder blue Aging-Queen Ghost? That cereal sounds like a witches brew... you get gayness and the diabetes.

Kellogg's has a seat on the trilateral commission.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Kellogg's has a seat on the trilateral commission.

Is that like the Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows?

Or more like Stan Gable's Greek Council?

Speaking of ROTN, they are remaking it (2006). This might be worse than remaking the Bad News Bears. Robert Carradine better have a role.

ETA: Billy Bob as Buttermaker? I stand corrected. This has potential.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Kellogg's has a seat on the trilateral commission.

The Bildberbergers are in the children's cereal biz? Fucking Soros and his multinational heroin dealer buddies. Its them or the Carlyle Group (or both... they all play together every fourth Wednesday at Shinnecock).