New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 9

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-06-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dante Hall is a mediocre kick returner who has been shamlessly overhyped by the liberal media who desparately wants to see a black kick returner succeed.

That guy is insane. Like, crazy good. Too bad his stock will go up so high that he'll want to become a receiver to keep from getting killed so he can cash in. As soon as he does that, we'll never hear from him again.

I would ask you if that's what happened to the Rams' Az Hakim, but I don't think anyone knows what the hell happened to him, further proving my point.

TM

bridge of love · 10-06-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I would ask you if that's what happened to the Rams' Az Hakim, but I don't think anyone knows what the hell happened to him, further proving my point.

TM

Hakim's "career highlight" from the Lions webpage:

Hakim scored the first-ever touchdown at Ford Field when he took a reverse handoff from Eddie Drummond on a punt return and raced 72 yards for a score September 22, 2002 against Green Bay.

a few week s later he got racked up and out for the rest of '02.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-06-2003, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Long story short: rural inhabitants have always "managed" deadly predators. It's easy for urbanites to pontificate about peaceful coexistence among all species, but if there were grizzlies in Greenwich Village, American environmentalism would be a somewhat different science.

Are you planning on conducting studies in the name of such science on this bear in particular, because I think bilmore has dibs:

Thurgreed(gotcha again, DS)Marshall

notcasesensitive · 10-06-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Gilda, a solitary elephant used in Siegfried & Roy’s casino act, is deprived of a female elephant’s most basic need: the companionship of other elephants. The duo has refused PETA’s requests to send Gilda to the Elephant Sanctuary, where she could live the remainder of her life in peace and enjoy the company of other elephants.

So did anyone else see the documentary about the elephant santuary in Kentucky? It told the moving story of several former circus elephants that have been retired to this big wild area in Kentucky run by a woman who used to be in the circus. The best part was the trip of the Louisiana elephant and her caretaker up to the sanctuary. When she got there she was reunited with another female elephant that she knew from the circus circuit of her youth. They remembered each other.

Yes, I cried.

notcasesensitive · 10-06-2003, 03:32 PM

shit. the board goes down and I catch a case of the RPs.

juan, usmc · 10-06-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So I guess JFUCK"s socks have nothing to say on the subject?

quizas va a comer. Quizas burritos. Yummmmmmm.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-06-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. You're confused. That's one ton person named Star.

Whiff. You just said his joke over again using different words. Why did you think it would be funnier?

TM

Pretty Little Flower · 10-06-2003, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, be honest guys...you'd never take anything to suppress the sperm would you?

I would and I do.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-06-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff. You just said his joke over again using different words. Why did you think it would be funnier?

TM

And yet it got funnier again when you busted her for it! A perfect illustration of the law of threes in comedy!

Note: This is not funny.

evenodds · 10-06-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would and I do.

Just like that, he's back.

10-06-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So did anyone else see the documentary about the elephant santuary in Kentucky? It told the moving story of several former circus elephants that have been retired to this big wild area in Kentucky run by a woman who used to be in the circus. The best part was the trip of the Louisiana elephant and her caretaker up to the sanctuary. When she got there she was reunited with another female elephant that she knew from the circus circuit of her youth. They remembered each other.

Yes, I cried.

I saw some elephant show that was hosted by Sally Struthers or some aging actess about the relationship between elephant mothers and their babies. I cried. Especially since they too are endangereed. I say, more elephants, less people.

hopefully that poor siegriend and roy elephant will be emancipated and move to kentucky.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-06-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I saw some elephant show that was hosted by Sally Struthers or some aging actess about the relationship between elephant mothers and their babies. I cried. Especially since they too are endangereed. I say, more elephants, less people.

Those weren't elephants. One of the awful effects of malnutrition is bloating.

Shape Shifter · 10-06-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Just like that, he's back.

Why do you always have to make it racial? Oh . . . never mind.

pantaloonie · 10-06-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff. You just said his joke over again using different words. Why did you think it would be funnier?

TM

Concur, a real stinkeroo.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-06-2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I saw some elephant show that was hosted by Sally Struthers or some aging actess about the relationship between elephant mothers and their babies. I cried. Especially since they too are endangereed. I say, more elephants, less people.

Now you're just being confusing. You can't have more and less of Star Jones at the same time.

TM