The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I have trouble keeping track of you people, explain to me again how many of the attorneys in your law firm are willing to work in the same city as you?

If you recall, I have the kind bud and a prius, everyone likes to hang out in the same city as me. I only have to pay about half of them.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Come back when they've actually spent the money. They've agreed to pay $51 million if they cut a deal with Scott Boras.

Not signing him would be even dumber. They block the Yankees for a year and lose all sorts of good will with Japanese players and advertisers. No way to spin that.

So, either way, I don't want to hear it.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you see that GOB is in a new movie about going to prison? It looked like a caring, loving relationship could develop between his character and another inmate, but it might also be funny.

Trailer.

Am I the only person who has seen Borat?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Guess what I watched over the weekend on Cinemax.

The witches of breastwick?

Kinky Kong?

Sex Games Cancun 11: Palm Job?

[Replaced_Texan]

I got this e-mail from a breed specific listserv that I'm on:

Yesterday on the way to a show in Greensboro, NC my handler stoped at a rest stop and took a Golden puppy out for a walk in the dog area behind the building. When he came back a window had been broken and the other 7 dogs he had with him were taken. 3 were mine and I am devastated for myself, 1 other client and my handler as 3 were also his. There were 3 Maltese. My 1 year old female Nikki, my 7 month old male (that I co own with my handler ) Geno and 8 month old male Peanut. Both boys were wrapped. Also in the van was my 1 year old Pom Magic. He is 3 1/2 to 4# is an orange sable with a lot of black, very dark. The other 3 were Chihuahuas. All 3 are s mooth coats 2 are fawn. One of the fawns is the dam of a number of champions and is subject to seizures if she becomes stressed She is bred and will require a c section. Her name i Ellie and she is very quiet and sweet. 1 has unusual coloring. She is a silver color with black
sabling. She has a black saddle and a silver blaze. She is microchipped her # is Avid 095812321.

Stealing dogs at a rest-stop? Jesus christ.

Earlier this year, on this same listserv, I heard about two dogs that were stolen out of a car while the owners went inside to check into a motel. The dogs were "found" once the reward posters went up.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Look, let's (sp?) not beat around the bush here. While there may be some exceptions (hi Gwink), most ERISA attys are the outcasts of the outcasts that make up the legal profession. They band together because no one else wants to be near them or associated with them. I can't believe you made me have to post this. Now I look like the bad guy. Time for more pot.

You know, if you play the cancer card, in some states you can smoke pot at work.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not signing him would be even dumber. They block the Yankees for a year and lose all sorts of good will with Japanese players and advertisers. No way to spin that.

An idiot could spin how negotiations with Scott Boras couldn't work out.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know, if you play the cancer card, in some states you can smoke pot at work.

Ya know, it is a dubious honor indeed, but I have insinuated myself into the vernacular of this board. for better or worse.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know, if you play the cancer card, in some states you can smoke pot at work.

You, sir, are hired. Whatever it is that you do, you do it well.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The witches of breastwick?

Kinky Kong?

Sex Games Cancun 11: Palm Job?

Your powers are weak, old man.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I got this e-mail from a breed specific listserv that I'm on: Stealing dogs at a rest-stop? Jesus christ.

Earlier this year, on this same listserv, I heard about two dogs that were stolen out of a car while the owners went inside to check into a motel. The dogs were "found" once the reward posters went up.

So, they must make great guard dogs, right?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
That is all.

You can't go wrong with a good pearl necklace.

Now I have that ZZ Top song in my head.

As a jumping off point, ZZ Top's guitarist, Bill Gibbons, is a poretty good blues guitar player. I was spinning a copy of Deguello a few weeks back and thought "shit, these fuckers could play... what the fuck happened to them in the 80s to turn them into the shit synthesizer band they became?" Billy Gibbons played guitar with metal picks made out of melted down Cadillac bumpers. Awesome.

Then he got cancer.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ya know, it is a dubious honor indeed, but I have insinuated myself into the vernacular of this board. for better or worse.

My former co-worker who played the suicide card was a slacker, so the slack had already been picked up. Even better, his funeral was on a Saturday, so those of us from our office who attended the funeral didn't miss any work. And I got to keep all the personal stuff he'd left in my office!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you recall, I have the kind bud and a prius, everyone likes to hang out in the same city as me. I only have to pay about half of them.

"SAN FRANCISCO
Supervisors ban plastic to-go boxes, ease pot enforcement
Both ordinances need a second vote to become official
Robert Selna, Chronicle Staff Writer

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

. . . The Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to outlaw the use of plastic foam to-go containers by city restaurants and to effectively decriminalize the use, sale and cultivation of marijuana by adults.

. . .

The marijuana legislation was approved 8-3 on the first of two votes needed to become law.

It would set nearly all crimes involving marijuana as the lowest law enforcement priority for city police. And, it would direct police to essentially ignore most marijuana offenses unless they involve minors, acts of violence, driving under the influence or the sale or distribution of pot on public property or within view of public property.

In a related move, the board voted to create an 11-member committee to monitor enforcement of marijuana crimes.

Both marijuana measures were approved with the blessing of police officials.

Some residents objected to the law enforcement measure, saying the marijuana trade occurs along with other criminal activity that undermines the quality of life in their neighborhoods. The legislation was sponsored by Supervisor Tom Ammiano, whose term will end in 2008, and is rumored to be interested in running for the state assembly seat that will be vacated by Democratic Assemblyman Mark Leno. He introduced the legislation in August at the behest of groups pushing for the national decriminalization of marijuana.

Oakland, Santa Monica, Santa Cruz, and Seattle have passed similar legislation.

In 1978, city voters passed Proposition W, which called for an end to marijuana arrests and prosecutions, Ammiano noted.

The city also voted strongly in favor of state Prop. 215 in 1996. It provides for medical use of cannabis.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...sn=001&sc=1000

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your powers are weak, old man.

If you flame me, I shall become more powerful than you possibly could imagine.