Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
La Paigow. The feminine fashionista attracts the feminine article.

And, no, I'm not talking about her soft and frillies. Or anyone else's soft and frillies. Except Thurgreed's. That neon green rubber band is burned forever in the darkest and most torpid recesses of my soul.

someone needs to resize and repost. and I thought that was bilmore.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Except Thurgreed's. That neon green rubber band is burned forever in the darkest and most torpid recesses of my soul.

You are one strange fattie.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by taxwonk
La Paigow. The feminine fashionista attracts the feminine article.

Not to rain on the paigow parade, but we're talking about a chinese game of dominos, here, co-opted for the american gambling obsession.

Number nine . . . . Number nine . . . Number nine.

But, if forced to pick, I'd go German. Die Paigow.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Not to rain on the paigow parade, but we're talking about a chinese game of dominos, here, co-opted for the american gambling obsession.

Number nine . . . . Number nine . . . Number nine.

But, if forced to pick, I'd go German. Die Paigow.

speaking of not this at all, I read in the elevator today that they are going to be doing a feature length Simpson's movie. though I admit I haven't watched The Simpsons since Phil Hartman died.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But, if forced to pick, I'd go German. Die Paigow.

Come now, she's annoyed me on several occasions, but I've never wished her dead.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Come now, she's annoyed me on several occasions, but I've never wished her dead.

You'll never qualify as Sideshow Bob's lawyer.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
speaking of not this at all, I read in the elevator today that they are going to be doing a feature length Simpson's movie. though I admit I haven't watched The Simpsons since Phil Hartman died.

Evidently true.

Interesting snippet for those too lazy to click and scroll:

"Reiss said that he considered casting a live-action Simpsons movie, but it would require someone "bald and as stupid as Homer. That's why God gave us Vin Diesel." "

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I heard on the radio today that wives who cheat on their husbands actually have more and more intense sex with their husbands during the time they are cheating.

So here is my question. Would the better (and more frequent) sex make up for the cheating?

Silly girl. Married women do not cheat. Unmarried but committed women do not cheat. All men, married, unmarried, etc. cheat. Didn't you read "Men Are From Mars/Women Are From Venus"? Sheesh.

(That's pretty much the point of view of a friend of my wife. She was Not Amused when I asked her how men ever managed to cheat at all, given the apparent lack of available "cheat-friendly" women.)

ETA: Maybe I shouldn't have asked her if her nether region had any piercings. Doh!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are one strange fattie.

TM

I'm told that's my secret charm.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You'll never qualify as Sideshow Bob's lawyer.

Shit, and I need the work.

Is Fat Tony looking for another mouthpiece?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Me no sprechen die French. But I should have known. La femme. La Perla? La di da.

La di da, indeed. Do not let these petty people and their petty gender agreement get you down. Let us instead speak earnestly of our future plans and our life together.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
La di da, indeed. Do not let these petty people and their petty gender agreement get you down. Let us instead speak earnestly of our future plans and our life together.

You are so right. And god, am I horny. I just can't get enough of you.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so right. And god, am I horny. I just can't get enough of you.

Cheating bitch

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
speaking of not this at all, I read in the elevator today that they are going to be doing a feature length Simpson's movie. though I admit I haven't watched The Simpsons since Phil Hartman died.

I do occasionally, but it definitely started to go downhill when Conan O'Brien left. Phil Hartman's death was yet another nail in the coffin.

Speaking of Conan, whom I adore, he is in Toronto this week and making all-Canadian references in his shows, causing his American audience to completely tune out. How cool is that.

(I'm dvr'ing him).

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so right. And god, am I horny. I just can't get enough of you.

Isn't dogs and cats living together one of the signs of the apocalypse? Cue the mass hysteria...