It's all about me - Page 90

str8outavannuys · 07-21-2004, 07:16 PM

Do you think Adria/Natalie extract themselves from uncomfortable questions/conversations by doing any of the following:

1) Resorting to platitudes such as "You said it," or "Ain't that the truth," or "Now that's what I'm talkin' about."

2) Faking sick and running the bathroom.

robustpuppy · 07-21-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm really really bored.

Speaking of flowing juices, the title of this thread reminded me of a very memorable (hi, TM!) conversation I had a few years ago while having a business dinner at Cashion's Eat Place in Adams Morgan. My companions were a man who would later become my boyfriend and a woman I had recently hired to replace me so I could go do something more interesting. Somehow the topic of threesomes came up -- I think her husband had hinted at wanting one -- and she said, "It would have to be all about me. There's no way I'm chowing box." She was quite pretty, with very naturally large breasts, but in many ways a selfish, greedy girl. As a result, "there's no way I'm chowing box" became a code between me and the boyfriend for selfish behavior.

Anyhoo, just a funny little connection in my brain I thought I'd share.

notcasesensitive · 07-21-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The poet never asks for admiration; he wants to be believed.
--- Jean Cocteau

If you aren't entertaining me, you are boring me.

---Thurgreed Marshall

Not Bob · 07-21-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Speaking of flowing juices, the title of this thread reminded me of a very memorable (hi, TM!) conversation I had a few years ago while having a business dinner at Cashion's Eat Place in Adams Morgan.

I have yet to have a titillating conversation at a business dinner. Or at a business lunch, for that matter. (I mean, of course, a titillating conversation that is not primarily made up of internal dialogue.)

Atticus Grinch · 07-21-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you aren't entertaining me, you are boring me.

---Thurgreed Marshall

Talk to the hand. There's no way I'm chowing box.

Flinty_McFlint · 07-21-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Descendez de mon coin, putain!
--- Jean Cocteau

Fuckenzie you!

--- a German guy

robustpuppy · 07-21-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I have yet to have a titillating conversation at a business dinner. Or at a business lunch, for that matter. (I mean, of course, a titillating conversation that is not primarily made up of internal dialogue.)

Well, obviously it wasn't a very "business-y" business dinner. We were all "colleagues," there were no clients. And two of us "fucked" each other later (not that night). So by "business dinner" I guess all I "meant" was that we got to "charge" it to the company.

Not Bob · 07-21-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, obviously it wasn't a very "business-y" business dinner. We were all "colleagues," there were no clients. And two of us "fucked" each other later (not that night). So by "business dinner" I guess all I "meant" was that we got to "charge" it to the company.

I "see." However, even under this looser standard, I have had no such conversations. Listening to the idiot down the hall talk about how much he wants to bang the hot new FedEx delivery babe doesn't count, right? I mean, for a heterosexual type, I assume that there has to be at least one member of each sex participating for titillation to occur.

If they're present but not participating, though, that screams "litigation!" to me instead of "hot!" Hmmmm. Maybe I just ooze moral and or legal disapproval, and therefore am left out of the fun. Something to think about, eh?

notcasesensitive · 07-21-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I "see." However, even under this looser standard, I have had no such conversations. Listening to the idiot down the hall talk about how much he wants to bang the hot new FedEx delivery babe doesn't count, right? I mean, for a heterosexual type, I assume that there has to be at least one member of each sex participating for titillation to occur.

If they're present but not participating, though, that screams "litigation!" to me instead of "hot!" Hmmmm. Maybe I just ooze moral and or legal disapproval, and therefore am left out of the fun. Something to think about, eh?

however your discussion of Vox with Bold n Brazen counts you in on the titillating internet message board conversations. that must count for something.

Replaced_Texan · 07-21-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I refuse to take responsibility for your twisted little mind. I've got enough trouble trying to keep my own head in check.

You know the Salad Tosser comment reminded me that you're the only other one here who knows who the Salad Sisters are. Were you one of their customers?

07-21-2004, 08:12 PM

I am right again, as usual. Do get the Day Pass if necessary. Worth it.

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/200...uys/index.html

Not Bob · 07-21-2004, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
however your discussion of Vox with Bold n Brazen counts you in on the titillating internet message board conversations. that must count for something.

Point noted (as an aside, the collective memory of this place is truly scary -- thank god that I've already made it through the confirmation hearings). But I can't imagine bringing up Vox to her in a business setting.

Dave · 07-21-2004, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Descendez de mon coin, putain!
--- Jean Cocteau

"Use me
Drain me
Fall around me"
Is this what my body said?

-- Cocteau Twins

Dave · 07-21-2004, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ha! Basque bums. The crude gesture: a last pathetic salvo employed by those unable to cut the mustard -- how very effective.

I was referring to the French tour organizers, not the guy patting Lance on the back -- I have no idea whether he is French (but he probably was).

One of the real highlights of the mountain stages is the sidewalk chalking -- with the riders going slow enough so you can actually read it.

Today's winner: "Ride their balls off Lance".

I only wish yesterday's stage or tomorrow's stage fell on Friday or Saturday, because they'd be ideal opportunities to knock back a few cold ones with the TdF drinking game.

LessinSF · 07-21-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
Today's winner: "Ride their balls off Lance".

I also saw "Fuck Lance" and "EPO Lance."