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11-09-2004, 06:33 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Eta: isn't "old spinster" a tautology?
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Sort of. I suppose there are different gradations of spinster. I mean, by definition, you're a spinster when you're, what? 35? and unmarried; but when you're 87 and unmarried, then you're an old spinster.
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11-09-2004, 06:34 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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PC load letter?!?!?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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11-09-2004, 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Sort of. I suppose there are different gradations of spinster. I mean, by definition, you're a spinster when you're, what? 35? and unmarried; but when you're 87 and unmarried, then you're an old spinster.
But this is a judgment call, I think.
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I fixed it. She's not an old spinster any more. |
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11-09-2004, 06:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about during cunnilingus?
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At my college, the school gyno used to wear one of those headlamp things. We called her the "coal miner". Obviously, we were a sophisticated and clever bunch. |
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11-09-2004, 06:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Sort of. I suppose there are different gradations of spinster. I mean, by definition, you're a spinster when you're, what? 35? and unmarried; but when you're 87 and unmarried, then you're an old spinster.
But this is a judgment call, I think.
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What do you mean, "you," Mme. Smug Married?
spin ster
a woman whose occupation is to spin
archaic an unmarried woman of a gentle family
an unmarried woman and esp. one past the common age for marrying
a woman who seems unlikely to marry |
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11-09-2004, 06:43 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do you mean, "you," Mme. Smug Married?
spin ster
a woman whose occupation is to spin
archaic an unmarried woman of a gentle family
an unmarried woman and esp. one past the common age for marrying
a woman who seems unlikely to marry
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I was all excited that I managed to weasel my way out of spinsterhood until I hit the last two definitions. "Gentle" would never be a word used to describe my family. "Unlikely to marry" and "past the common age for marrying" hit a little closer to home.
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11-09-2004, 07:54 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was all excited that I managed to weasel my way out of spinsterhood until I hit the last two definitions. "Gentle" would never be a word used to describe my family. "Unlikely to marry" and "past the common age for marrying" hit a little closer to home.
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You can be my internet second wife if you like. It's big of me to ask, no?
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11-09-2004, 08:02 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You can be my internet second wife if you like. It's big of me to ask, no?
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Your proposal reminds me that I have an imaginary fiance out there somewhere, but I can't remember who it is. I think we got internet-engaged sometime in 1999 or 2000, but it's fuzzy and that board died in 2001. He was all excited about my comic book collection and I was all excited about his desire to keep my house clean for me. It would have been a match made in heaven if I could remember who he is.
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11-09-2004, 08:23 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Your proposal reminds me that I have an imaginary fiance out there somewhere, but I can't remember who it is. I think we got internet-engaged sometime in 1999 or 2000, but it's fuzzy and that board died in 2001. He was all excited about my comic book collection and I was all excited about his desire to keep my house clean for me. It would have been a match made in heaven if I could remember who he is.
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That is so romantic. I'm beginning to mist up a little.
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11-09-2004, 08:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That is so romantic. I'm beginning to mist up a little.
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I'm outright bawling.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-09-2004, 08:41 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm outright bawling.
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Hold me?
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11-09-2004, 08:45 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hold me?
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I'm afraid my tears will stain your cardigan sweater.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-09-2004, 08:45 PM
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Might Be Canadian
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm outright bawling.
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Try thinking about magic breasts. It's working for me. |
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11-09-2004, 08:48 PM
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Moderator
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm afraid my tears will stain your cardigan sweater.
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Really? I was hoping they'd stain my dockers. Oh well.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-09-2004, 11:13 PM
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Consigliere
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Quote:
Replaced_Texan
Your proposal reminds me that I have an imaginary fiance out there somewhere, but I can't remember who it is. I think we got internet-engaged sometime in 1999 or 2000, but it's fuzzy and that board died in 2001. He was all excited about my comic book collection and I was all excited about his desire to keep my house clean for me. It would have been a match made in heaven if I could remember who he is.
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