The Spanky Show

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
Acutally some of those were pretty funny. Especially the one about Scots not being sober enough to take a driving test. At least he has a sense of humour.

A couple of them ring true, no?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
How can I take you seriously when you don’t know the difference between your and you’re?

ZING! Lol.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Technically, it appears that you don't know the difference between "you" and "your," because there's an "are" after the "your," but I wouldn't expect Spanky to pick up on that.

Yes - but that correction wouldn't be as funny now would it?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
Before you get all defensive about Di - I met Dodi Fayed at a party in Los Angeles before they started dating. He was one of the slimeiest people I have ever met. Only a complete, and I mean complete moron, would even hang out with this guy let alone date him.

Its hard to say if the Royals who earned their titles by birth were stupider than Di or vice versa, either way, birds of feather....

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Spanky
Yes - but that correction wouldn't be as funny now would it?

Any number multiplied by zero is zero.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. It's a pain in the ass, and this discussion has drifted much more appropriately for the FB than the SF forum. I'll close this board and the insurgency board in an hour, and ya'll can pick up and take stuff over to the FB and keep the SF forum for the Bay Area folk.

I'll keep this board here so as not to tarnish Penkse's K-race victory.

Rebel against me and spend five years bitching about me because of this, but I'm not changing my mind over it. Ya'll can plan a rebellion just as easy over on the FB as you can any where else.

You see the problemhere, RT? Spanky won't go to the FB bc it is not about Him. This board probably gets more action than the FB and you will lose a lot of page hits as a result.

Oh, and this sucks. I cant have an insurgency board on the FB.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Its hard to say if the Royals who earned their titles by birth were stupider than Di or vice versa, either way, birds of feather....

Its like arguing about who deserves the best seat on the short bus.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I recognized the rich irony as I wrote it.

I always pictured you as similar to Mike Damone (sic?) from Fast Times. Only a couple of inches taller and with a Philly accent. I still don't think I am that far off, no?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You see the problemhere, RT? Spanky won't go to the FB bc it is not about Him. This board probably gets more action than the FB and you will lose a lot of page hits as a result.

Oh, and this sucks. I cant have an insurgency board on the FB.

I'm sure that you will have the strength to survive further persecution from the administration of this board.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. It's a pain in the ass, and this discussion has drifted much more appropriately for the FB than the SF forum. I'll close this board and the insurgency board in an hour, and ya'll can pick up and take stuff over to the FB and keep the SF forum for the Bay Area folk.

I'll keep this board here so as not to tarnish Penkse's K-race victory.

Rebel against me and spend five years bitching about me because of this, but I'm not changing my mind over it. Ya'll can plan a rebellion just as easy over on the FB as you can any where else.

THIS OUTRAGEOUS!!! SLAVE IS OBVIOUSLY BEHIND THIS!! RECOUNT! CONFERENCE IM!!! NOW!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You see the problemhere, RT? Spanky won't go to the FB bc it is not about Him. This board probably gets more action than the FB and you will lose a lot of page hits as a result.

Oh, and this sucks. I cant have an insurgency board on the FB.

It's like arguing about who deserves the best seat on the short bus.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its like arguing about who deserves the best seat on the short bus.

Concur. the real tragedy with Di's demise is that she didn't have Charles and Liz along for the ride, no offence.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Close call. I was this ready to get all defensive about Di. Us girls do that. But please clarify your position on Charles. Can we get a classiness scale? So far we have

Philip --- Charles --- Dodi

Where does the riding instructor fit in? The one who looks like Harry? And the biographer guy?

And what about Ari Onassis?

Dodi and Ari are both way below Philliop and Charles. I would be embarrassed if either Dodi or Ari showed up to one of my partys. I wouldn't want to admit to knowing them.

The thing that bothers me about the whole Di thing is you hear woman complaining all the time about men dumping their old wives for some young hot bimbo. And here is a guy that dumped a young attractive woman for a really old ugly one. So it had to be love (twisted - maybe - but love). But still, most of the woman I know complain about what Charles did.

And woman only really like Di because she is so pretty.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
THIS OUTRAGEOUS!!! SLAVE IS OBVIOUSLY BEHIND THIS!! RECOUNT! CONFERENCE IM!!! NOW!!

Hey, if you want me to merge this thread with the FB and taint certain victories, keep it up.

And it turns on balt when I get authoritative, so I'm looking for opportunities to kick ass, so think before prevoking me. I may not be as nice as I used to be.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I always pictured you as similar to Mike Damone (sic?) from Fast Times. Only a couple of inches taller and with a Philly accent. I still don't think I am that far off, no?

Jesus, man... I'm not fucking sleazy looking.