Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
My Georgian was of the rare dark-haired variety. And an employee of UGA. I'd guess early 30s. Sexual peak, and all that.

Fuck. What is the Sebby-approved way of offing myself over this lost opportunity?

Because it's always worth seeing again:

A. Shoot heroin; get it all over with
B. French kiss business end of .44
C. Pop rocks/soda at same time
D. Eat diced pineapple from crack whore's crack
E. Draino sundae
F. Both barrels under chin, toe on trigger

And because I believe in giving credit where credit is due, it was weed, channeling Sebby, I believe.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What wineries?

A couple of small Douglass county wineries: Champagne Cellars (or something like that), excellent Cab Franc; and Melrose, a big grower that has sold grapes to Panther Creek and Rex Hill, among others, nice syrah, very nice 03 Pinot.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. Should we also sell Insurgency t-shirts?

Is there a place where we can design our own tee shirts? How about:

I'm Not Drunk. I am a Member of the Insurgency

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by dtb
Horses/Folks and all that.

I am a one-man woman on the internet.

Isn't that too close to rl? I've got to be one-woman man all the time. On the internet, I wanna fuck around.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I will be happy when you retire this babyjesus schtick.

that's the point. my Q ratings will blow up. madd crazee stile! I'm rop'a'dopin the fools!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
World's Biggest Jap=bnb wont be able to compete. .

Just wanted to see this again. Because it tickled me so.

Honey, I went to Syracuse. Hello?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's over. Fun while it lasted. I will always treasury the memories of our time together.

Lunch?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is the Hotel Wellington decent? Fucking hard to get a place in the city for some reason.

Have you tried the Algonquin? I like to stay there, and to sit in the big comfy chairs in the lobby swilling martinis while pretending that I am a New Yorker writer.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by dtb
Gasp!!

I hate yourself for loving her too. And after all we've been through!

Huh. I thought it was a Joan Jett reference.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Isn't that too close to rl? I've got to be one-woman man all the time. On the internet, I wanna fuck around.

Depends who you are.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did you get her contact information by any chance?

Nope. Almost gave her my business card so she could report back on the restaurant I recommended in Portland. Didn't, though.

Upping my pathetic level several notches, I searched for her first name (all I know) on the UGA web site. I think I could narrow it down to 'bout a half dozen candidates.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen



That's a $1500 vibrator in case you are wondering. Yes. You heard me. Fifteen hundred dollars.

http://www.makeyoublush.com/catalog/...ld_4424823.htm

For $1500, this thing better climb out of the drawer on its own, wake me up by whispering in my ear, take its time removing my clothing, suck my nipples, lick my clit, slam me up against the wall, clean me up with a warm, wet washcloth and light my cigarette for me afterwards.

This guy has a much cheaper solution:

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Luckier still that he never got near yours.

I thought there was proximity, it was just that he ran out of the viagra, no?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Just wanted to see this again. Because it tickled me so.

Honey, I went to Syracuse. Hello?

Let me get the stats on this gal and get back to you. But so far we have

-Five Towns
-Went to Tufts
-Daddy furnished apartment in Pink Leather?
-Went around bragging how she helped Daddy discover Tracy Chapman (who also went ot Tufts)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
This guy has a much cheaper solution:

That is DEE-FUCKING-SGUSTING!

(What is it, anyway?)